TEAM YZMA LOG

[recollecters]

TEAM YZMA

READY: START Team Yzma roster: Carmen Sandiego, Dave Strider, Elizabeth, Emil Vasterstrom, Juzo Sakakura, Lucy/Kaede, Penelo, Seto Kaiba, Shouto Todoroki, Souji Seta, Yato. The city's been under siege for what feels like hours. It's only on August 3rd that you learn it's been a matter of days. Monsters begin pulling Retrospec users through portals left and right, large gaping holes in reality that spit you out in any given location around the city. However, just as you think you're finally getting away, a large blue portal opens and you're snatched up. No amount of fighting and struggling will free you and soon the pressure is too great to ignore. Darkness fills your vision and the last thing you may remember is the sound of thunder... This is the Team Yzma Event Log. You are free to toplevel and thread as you choose on this log, but only team members may utilize this log. Important links to mod toplevels are: Mod Questions & Participation Reporting. Please be aware you are responsible for reporting your own participation & objective completion efforts with links; the moderators will try to keep up with threads, but as we are currently running several teams with participation, we require you to keep us up to date! Please read each of the toplevels and instructions! The schedule for Team Yzma is as follows: 3RD: Objective 1 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 1 part two 10TH: Objective 1 closes (8PM EST), Objective 2 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 2 Part 2 17TH: Objective 2 closes (8PM EST), Objective 3 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 3 Part Two 24th: Objective 3 closes (8PM EST), Final city-wide log posted (9PM EST) Objectives will be given in mod toplevels to this post with instructions; please check the log currently for Objective 1 to see how this will work.

Comments

[parodeity]

For the record, I'm goin' with "probably not Kansas".

[ thanks dave. he has no apparent weapons, but he also has. hammerspace. so. ]

[mincingminuet]

No shit, Dave.

[Leaning the spear against the wall, she sinks down onto the floor, sliding along the wall and breathing slowly, trying to calm down.]

No tornado.

[parodeity]

Speakin' of tornadoes...what skills do we all have to work with, here?

[ he only knows, like. his own. and yato's, kinda? ]

[goen]

[ Yato knows... some of y'all. His eyes gleam blue, catlike in the dim lighting as he looks around at the room, people and furnishings alike. He settles his hands on his hips, pushing aside the shittyass katana at his hip. ]

If you need something cut up, come to me. I'm Yato, by the way.

[ That's it that's all he's good for in a tiny room like this... worst god ]

[mincingminuet]

I...[Still down on the floor, she waggles the spear.] I can fight. I can shoot, and I had my gun from all the chaos. And I...um. I can summon creatures to help us, but I don't know what else. Oh! Right, and I can make us float...? Sorry. My tricks are all over the place.

[A pause.]

Oh. and I can do things with computers. If...1953 computers work the same way.

[Gesturing to the one on the wall.]

[parodeity]

I am Dave, like I said, and I do sword shit and know the time? [ HE CAN'T. REWIND. HE TRIED. so not mentioning it. ] I also have super speed, more or less, and hammerspace? And, uh, weather powers that ain't mine. ...And Spook Dogg, who does not do much that I can tell?

[ THE GHOST BOBS HAPPILY ]

[mincingminuet]

Oh! Right that weird crap. Uh. [Pen holds up her hand and it glows a vibrant purple.]

I think I can draw on negative energy now...? I got a big charge fighting those stupid monsters. So I...guess I'm stronger now?

[crushcard]

Computers and engineering are my forte, but I doubt they could handle the kind of programming I'm used to.

[ or what his other self is used to. casual shrugs. ]

I know a bit about fighting things, and I could probably handle a weapon if any of you have spares.

[ since he has. nothing. badass normal here. ]

[mincingminuet]

Ah...actually? How are you with a gun?

[She's not sure she should be trusted with hers right now.]

[elevelvetor]

Kiki's useless, but works wonderfully as a very loud alert system! Or distraction... Bait... [ ..... ] I received the power to turn whatever I touch or hold into a weapon. Unfortunately, it does seem to mean I have to be touching whatever it is I'd like to be one...

[ . . . ]

That feels rather useless in a team sort of way, but it's what I have.

[ .... she also has a first aid kit, god please let someone do healy shit she's not equipped to deal with things outside of like, not terribly heavy cuts. ]

[goen]

No way, that's an awesome power! It means we're set if things come down to a fight!

[ Be proud Elizabeth!!!!!! ]

What kind of weapons can you turn stuff into? Do this one!

[ He produces......... a dog treat. MAKE IT DEADLY. ]

[elevelvetor]

[ ................A DOG TREAT................... ]

Ah, well... Certainly? [ What do you want her to do with... a dog treat...

Whatever, dog treat shiv. It makes actual noises when she gives the air a few swipes, which it doesn't seem like it should given it's like... a fucking dog treat... but it is sharp and dangerous-looking while it's in her hands. ] ...I think it might just be easier to use this to befriend any dogs we may come across rather than as a weapon, Mr. Yato.

[goen]

[ Oh my god that is so dumb but so amazing. There are so many emotions in him right now. ]

Marry me.

[frisyr]

What, really? That's a cool power... Does it stay that way?

I think maybe we could use some bombs or something...

[elevelvetor]

Normally, no, but I've never tried to make a bomb either. [ ...she still has this dog treat shiv.

Dog treat shiv bomb? Dog treat shiv bomb. It's unlit though. NOT GONNA BLOW ANYONE'S HANDS OFF TODAY. RIGHT NOW ANYWAY dear god. ] ...Well, perhaps it'd be a poor life decision to light this up and toss it right now, even if it is just a test...

[long_live_the_queen]

[How exactly does one explain "mostly invisible arms that come out of my brain." Lucy's blanking here.]

I can move things by thinking about them.

[Close enough.]

[outpunch]

I can confirm.

[ But why the hell anybody would need your confirmation Juzo??? The memory of the shoelaces prank is still too fresh... ]

Don't you dare do that ever again to me.

[long_live_the_queen]

[Lucy doesn't even look at Juzo and the lighting makes her face hard to see, but it feels like she's almost-smiling.]

I'll consider it.

[No remorse, no intentions not to re-offend.]

[outpunch]

I can pack a punch.

[ Much power, such amaze, wow. ]

And shoot, too. I'm Juzo, by the way.

[crushcard]

Go with "definitely not Kansas".

[ he's still looking extremely Tired and more than a little beat up. maybe a little scratching and bruises visible on whatever isn't covered by his clothes?

point is, he's so Done with this shit and stupid holographic monsters that waking up in an abandoned room is pissing him the fuck off.

miraculously, his coat is still intact. he has no weapons or magic helpful things either so uh. good luck guys!!! ]

[goen]

[ ... looks at... ]

Aren't you the guy who ran the con?

[crushcard]

[ ... looks back! he's not surprised that he's being recognised, not really. ]

... Yes.

[ BEST NOT TO MENTION THE MONSTERS THAT CAME FROM HIS BOOTH ]

[parodeity]

It was a fun time up until, you know, things went weird.

[crushcard]

[ DAVE..... ]

I definitely did not plan for that, if any of you were wondering.

[ MOOD: not very pleased. ]

[goen]

When the monsters came out of his booth, you mean.

[ SORRY KAIBA ]