y'know like nyah [open]

[korekara]

WHO: Souji, Honoka and you poor unfortunate soul
WHERE: Recollé Square
WHEN: 2/21, late afternoon
WHAT: Rescuing cats from trees. or something like that.
WARNINGS: probably none?!? will be edited if needed

[ It's a nice, ordinary day in Recollé Square, isn't it? The weather's passable. Birds are singing. Cats are meowing.

Hold up.

That's right, cats are... meowing? Or that's what it sounds like, anyway. The distinctive nyaaa of a mildly distressed cat seems to be coming from the branches of one of the trees dotted around the park. It's followed by another meow, which suggests the presence of another cat up there. Weird.

Surely you wouldn't have the heart to leave a feline in distress up a tree, would you? ]

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[burningblossoms]

[...]

Souji. Honoka.

[tarotcards]

[ another wave ]

Yukiko-sanyan.

[burningblossoms]

[She...takes a half step back.]

why...?

[tarotcards]

We're stuck. We need help kitten down.

[ "getting" down ]

[burningblossoms]

How did you get up there in the first place...?

[tarotcards]

Climbing purractise.

[ ... yeah ]

[burningblossoms]

Uh...huh.

Should I go get a ladder, or do you want more alone time?

[tarotcards]

A ladder, pawlease. Honyaka-chan doesn't seem to do well with heights.

[ her death grip on his arm is cutting off circulation. he... can't feel anything in this arm anymore... ]

[burningblossoms]

...Alright. I'll...go get a ladder. Give me a minute to found the groundskeeper.

[tarotcards]

Thank mew. We will wait here.

[ not like he can go anywhere... ]

[burningblossoms]

[Yukiko's gone for a few minutes before returning with...you guessed it...a ladder!]

Okay guys, here you go!

[Seriously, this is just...wow. What the hell man.]

[tarotcards]

[ their hero!!!! souji just lets her do her thing since, well, he can't really help, so he just continues to pretend to be a cat to keep up the illusion ]

Nyaaaaan.

[ ... don't somehow get stuck in the tree with them, yukiko ]

[burningblossoms]

...Next time I'm going to have to lure you down with tuna, aren't I?

[Weirdos.]

[tarotcards]

It'd definyately be nice to have a treat afterwards, yes.

[ if all is well, souji will try to descend on the ladder now. please hold it still so he doesn't fall ]

[burningblossoms]

You can stop with the verbal tic, you know.

[She will do so. Because she's not evil. But still...]

[tarotcards]

Would nyat be a fury meowvelous cat without it, though.

[ ... he's not going to stop, okay ]

[burningblossoms]

Why...

[Souji...]

Please stop this is weird.

[tarotcards]

Ah...

[ ... did he take it too far? now he just feels kind of bad ]

I'm sorry. I'll stop now.

[burningblossoms]

Thank you.

[That's...it's just too weird for her. Don't be that guy.]

Are you alright?

[tarotcards]

[ Is he still better than Yosuke? Even after the weird verbal tic? ]

Asides from Honoka-chan's death grip on my arm and the ringing in my ears, I think I'm all right. Thank you, Yukiko-san.

[burningblossoms]

Don't mention it.

[Yes, still better than Yoosk. After all, Yoosk is the jerk that...you know...did the thing.]

Just be careful next time.

[tarotcards]

[ Awesome. As long as he's better than Yosuke, that's all that matters. ]

Of course. The next time I see a cat in a tree, I'll ensure to at least bring a ladder with me.

[ ... was that really why he was up there?? ]

[burningblossoms]

[You know who's better than Yosuke? Basically everyone, except this annoying bear that sometimes freaks her out in her dreams.]

Good. Or...maybe call the groundskeeper next time?

[korekara]

[ Honoka grabs his arm and snrks. ]

No. Wait.

Mewkiko-snyan.

[ please

stop them ]

[tarotcards]

[ a nod and then staring back at yukiko ]

Mewkiko-snyan.