y'know like nyah [open]

[korekara]

WHO: Souji, Honoka and you poor unfortunate soul
WHERE: Recollé Square
WHEN: 2/21, late afternoon
WHAT: Rescuing cats from trees. or something like that.
WARNINGS: probably none?!? will be edited if needed

[ It's a nice, ordinary day in Recollé Square, isn't it? The weather's passable. Birds are singing. Cats are meowing.

Hold up.

That's right, cats are... meowing? Or that's what it sounds like, anyway. The distinctive nyaaa of a mildly distressed cat seems to be coming from the branches of one of the trees dotted around the park. It's followed by another meow, which suggests the presence of another cat up there. Weird.

Surely you wouldn't have the heart to leave a feline in distress up a tree, would you? ]

Comments

up in the tree ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[tarotcards]

[ souji has made himself very comfortable here, just chilling out, relaxing, maxing all cool, distressfully meowing outside of school ]

Like... y'know, nyah.

[ ... what were they talking about before?? ]

i hate that you have a fucking icon for this

[korekara]

No, no, like-- nya.

[ she cat-paws the air with the hand she isn't death-gripping his arm with. ]

Nyaaaaa. A little more warbly. Siamese are all screechy and stuff so you gotta make it more throaty!

[ unbelievable. ]

i have an icon for this too (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧

[tarotcards]

[ he has one hand on the branch to steady himself because he has no business in falling down this tree and cracking open his beautiful head. with his free hand, he raises it against his head to mimic her cat-pawing and repeats after her ]

Nyaaaaaa.

[momentaryspring]

Huh?

[ Ryoga scowled up at the nearest tree -- not out of any dislike of cats, but on general principle. ]

I could have sworn I heard two meows.

[burningblossoms]

[Definitely sounds like a cat, and another cat stuck up the tree. Being a good, upstanding citizen that she is, Yukiko Amagi approaches said tree and...looks up.]

Hello, kitty...?

[tarotcards]

Nya....

[ this first nya is done in a high pitched squicky voice, while this second nyan sounds like a cat is dying ]

Nyannnn.

[tarotcards]

[ and when yukiko looks up, she'll just see these two dumb kids sitting up in the tree. souji just waves ]

Nya.

[burningblossoms]

[...]

Souji. Honoka.

[korekara]

[ Honoka paws at the air. ]

Nyaaaaaaaaaaan.

[burningblossoms]

[!]

...Honoka why are you up a tree pretending to be a cat?

[korekara]

'cause we're stuck!

[ a beat. ]

Uh, nya.

[ nailed it. ]

[burningblossoms]

You're stuck.

[...]

Do I need to go get a ladder, or would you like more alone time...?

[tarotcards]

[ another wave ]

Yukiko-sanyan.

[korekara]

Perfect!

[ she makes a noise that sounds like a squeaky toy being trodden on. it's an unsettlingly accurate impression of a siamese. ]

If we sound like expensive kitties, someone's gonna wanna rescue us for a reward or something.

[burningblossoms]

[She...takes a half step back.]

why...?

[korekara]

[ Honoka grabs his arm and snrks. ]

No. Wait.

Mewkiko-snyan.

[ please

stop them ]

[tarotcards]

[ a nod and then staring back at yukiko ]

Mewkiko-snyan.

[korekara]

Oh! A ladder definyately a ladder!

[ is she even conciously meowing at Yukiko anymore or is this some bizarre verbal tic now

it is a mystery ]

[burningblossoms]

...if you're sure. I mean, I wouldn't want to interrupt...

[This is weird. This is...really freaking bizarre. But she takes a step backwards and looks for the groundskeeper's place.]

[tarotcards]

[ souji nods and, as carefully as he can do it, he reaches into his pocket. ]

I have...

[ ... ]

One piece of jerky and some lint that we can use as a reward.

[korekara]

... why do you just have a loose piece of jerky in your pocket?

[ das gross, souji ]

[tarotcards]

We're stuck. We need help kitten down.

[ "getting" down ]

[momentaryspring]

[ Wtf? Was that even...

Ryoga reached for one of the larger branches on the tree and shook it experimentally. ]

[burningblossoms]

How did you get up there in the first place...?

[tarotcards]

[ don't judge him, siamese ]

For the strays.

[ he says as if that answers everything ]