i want the good life ( OPEN. )

[overtwohundred]

WHO: Nisha & others [ OPEN! ]
WHERE: All around
WHEN: Month of July
WHAT: Bingo, plus some open stuff.
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be much, other than swearing. I'll update as necessary. Prompts down below.

Comments

[overtwohundred]

[ Oh, good, it's another one. Nisha's quiet for a good several moments. She could laugh it off like she did with Sena. But people who prank her?

Not getting off that easily. Nisha lets that silence linger on for a few more moments before injecting a good amount of anger into her voice. ]

Tell me, Ted, do you fuck up this badly all the time?

[thesettingsun]

[SHIT SHIT SHIT]

I-I don't know what you mean, ma'am?

[overtwohundred]

[ Oh, man, this is gonna be good. ]

I was very clear in my instructions, Ted. Does "three male strippers" equal "ten female and male strippers"? I had very specific needs, Ted from Discreet Desires, and you've gone and fucked that all up.

[thesettingsun]

[...he doesn't know if he should be relieved or not.]

Of, of course ma'am. I'm sorry, something must have happened with our database and improperly recorded your order. We'll fix that immediately.

[overtwohundred]

That's not going to be good enough.

[ She lets that silence linger again. ]

I'm tracing your phone call right now. Tell me, Ted, do you have a family?

[thesettingsun]

[Okay, so.

On the one hand: she is absolutely fucking with him, given that he doesn't work for any stripper company and he really doubts she ordered strippers from a company that's based out of Dayton. So she probably won't actually kill him, and may not even be able to trace the call.

On the other hand: holy shit she's terrifying.]

N-no ma'am, I don't.

[overtwohundred]

[ And then she starts laughing. ]

I'm just fucking with you, kiddo. Lemme guess, pranking an authority figure was on your bingo card?

[thesettingsun]

Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am. Won't happen again.

[Still... kind of scared...]

[overtwohundred]

[ As he should be. ]

Don't go wetting yourself, kiddo, it was a good try. But you should really learn how to prank better.

[thesettingsun]

With all due respect, ma'am, I think I'd be better off just not pranking anyone ever again.

[He only did this under duress! The pressure of bingo.]

[overtwohundred]

You sure about that? Could give you a couple pointers.

[thesettingsun]

You're very gracious, ma'am, but I have to respectfully decline.

[He wants to just never think of this again.]

[overtwohundred]

Ughh, you're no fun at all. Might help you grow a damn spine.

[thesettingsun]

I have a spine. And I'm concerned that I might piss someone off and they might break it.

[overtwohundred]

Not if you know how to run really fast and far.

[thesettingsun]

Do the pranking tips come with running lessons?

[overtwohundred]

Sure. I can give you one right now: Move your legs as fast as you can.

There. You're running. Congratulations.

[thesettingsun]

Thank you, ma'am.

[That sounds about as sarcastic as it is.]

I don't want to keep you too long. Have a good day.

[overtwohundred]

Yeah, yeah. Try not sucking at pranks the next time.

[ click. i'm so sorry shuji. ]