i want the good life ( OPEN. )

[overtwohundred]

WHO: Nisha & others [ OPEN! ]
WHERE: All around
WHEN: Month of July
WHAT: Bingo, plus some open stuff.
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be much, other than swearing. I'll update as necessary. Prompts down below.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am. Won't happen again.

[Still... kind of scared...]

[overtwohundred]

[ As he should be. ]

Don't go wetting yourself, kiddo, it was a good try. But you should really learn how to prank better.

[thesettingsun]

With all due respect, ma'am, I think I'd be better off just not pranking anyone ever again.

[He only did this under duress! The pressure of bingo.]

[overtwohundred]

You sure about that? Could give you a couple pointers.

[thesettingsun]

You're very gracious, ma'am, but I have to respectfully decline.

[He wants to just never think of this again.]

[overtwohundred]

Ughh, you're no fun at all. Might help you grow a damn spine.

[thesettingsun]

I have a spine. And I'm concerned that I might piss someone off and they might break it.

[overtwohundred]

Not if you know how to run really fast and far.

[thesettingsun]

Do the pranking tips come with running lessons?

[overtwohundred]

Sure. I can give you one right now: Move your legs as fast as you can.

There. You're running. Congratulations.

[thesettingsun]

Thank you, ma'am.

[That sounds about as sarcastic as it is.]

I don't want to keep you too long. Have a good day.

[overtwohundred]

Yeah, yeah. Try not sucking at pranks the next time.

[ click. i'm so sorry shuji. ]