overtwohundred: (due process)
nisha. ([personal profile] overtwohundred) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-07-06 02:43 pm
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i want the good life ( OPEN. )

WHO: Nisha & others [ OPEN! ]
WHERE: All around
WHEN: Month of July
WHAT: Bingo, plus some open stuff.
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be much, other than swearing. I'll update as necessary. Prompts down below.
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thesettingsun: mad (I'm not a toy)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so.

On the one hand: she is absolutely fucking with him, given that he doesn't work for any stripper company and he really doubts she ordered strippers from a company that's based out of Dayton. So she probably won't actually kill him, and may not even be able to trace the call.

On the other hand: holy shit she's terrifying.]

N-no ma'am, I don't.
overtwohundred: (due process)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ And then she starts laughing. ]

I'm just fucking with you, kiddo. Lemme guess, pranking an authority figure was on your bingo card?
thesettingsun: smile (like my time on earth is cookin')

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am. Won't happen again.

[Still... kind of scared...]
overtwohundred: (law)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-07 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ As he should be. ]

Don't go wetting yourself, kiddo, it was a good try. But you should really learn how to prank better.
thesettingsun: neutral (and don't pay for the drink)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
With all due respect, ma'am, I think I'd be better off just not pranking anyone ever again.

[He only did this under duress! The pressure of bingo.]
overtwohundred: (faster 'n you)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
You sure about that? Could give you a couple pointers.
thesettingsun: smile (like my time on earth is cookin')

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-08 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very gracious, ma'am, but I have to respectfully decline.

[He wants to just never think of this again.]
overtwohundred: (law)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ughh, you're no fun at all. Might help you grow a damn spine.
thesettingsun: smile (I can't explain to you)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-10 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a spine. And I'm concerned that I might piss someone off and they might break it.
overtwohundred: (order)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you know how to run really fast and far.
thesettingsun: smile (man)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Do the pranking tips come with running lessons?
overtwohundred: (law)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-13 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I can give you one right now: Move your legs as fast as you can.

There. You're running. Congratulations.
thesettingsun: smile (never compromise accept no substitute)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-13 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, ma'am.

[That sounds about as sarcastic as it is.]

I don't want to keep you too long. Have a good day.
overtwohundred: (5)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-07-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Try not sucking at pranks the next time.

[ click. i'm so sorry shuji. ]
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