recolle | mingle | school's in

WHO: You!
WHERE: School campus(es)
WHEN: All month
WHAT: A friendly mingle log for students, teachers, and anyone else to celebrate/get some easy school CR! This is for the whole month of September since it's the beginning of the school year, so take your time. Also, students of any level of schooling are allowed to use this; I left it open for that reason.
WARNINGS: There shouldn't be any, but let me know if anything happens and I'll adjust this accordingly.

Autumn—a season of pumpkin spice lattes, colorful leaves dancing through the air to smack unsuspecting people in the face, and the start of school. Time moves ever onwards, and even the tricky residual effects of August hanging around won't stop it... so pack your supplies, print your schedules, and get ready to make some friends this semester. Or some enemies. It doesn't matter: school's started, and attendance is mandatory. (Or costs money, in the case of university and college students.)

Feel free to make your own top levels and etc; clubs, school life, classroom fun (be it actually paying attention, getting tutoring, passing notes, or whatever you'd like), and all that are fair game!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ She gets off the table, but not until she's stepped over onto the other side and plops down on the seat with that physical barrier in between her and Noah. ]

If you're not waiting for anyone, great! I'll take the other lunch.

[ She's here because you have two lunches, Noah. It pinged her lunch radar. ]

That lunch is for me!

[He gives a huff]

You know how much I need to eat!

There's nothing to fight at school! Or are you a stress eater? Do you eat a lot when you're sad? Did you just fail a test?

[ actually, wait— ]

Crap, don't tell me we had a pop quiz this morning!

No, I just always--

[Wait]

Wait a second- are you enrolled in this school??

Yeah.

[ At least he asked the right question: "are you enrolled" instead of "do you go" because no she doesn't ]

It's kinda the law, right? No other high school in the city.

[....]

Yeah, but now I'm kinda surprised you give a fuck about the law.

I don't, but I got a deal going with my parents and cousin.

A deal?

[And wait there's MORE of this girl out there? That's a terrifying thought]

Yeah. My parents says that if I go to school sometimes, then I don't get kicked out of the house. And my cousin promised a cupcake for every full day I go to class!

[......]

What the fuck.

[MOST PARENTS BRIBES FOR SCHOOL REQUIRE MUCH HIGHER THAN THAT]

Right?! An entire six hours just for one cupcake! Since junior year's harder, do you think I can convince him to lower it to three or four hours?

No.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose]

Aren't you like...worried about graduating or being able to get a job after schools do or anything?

No.

[ Is she ever worried about anything? Nothing more than a week or so in the future, at the very most. ]

Graduating will happen, 'cause I've got people who keep pestering me about homework and stuff. And you don't need stuff like math and history to get a job.

[.......]

And what job do you want?

Why would I want a job?

[ What is being a functional member of society? ]

Uh, to pay for things??

[ Mafuyu considers this for all of two seconds, and then steals one of those tater tots; who needs to pay for things when she's been happily living the freeloader life for years? ]

Nah, I'm just going to live with friends and do like... Yard work, or something. You know how you do chores and get fed? That sort of thing.

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIS TATER TOTS

Forget this conversation, he can only see red]

Oy!! Give that back!!

[ pops it in her mouth

chews

and sticks out her tongue, gross half mashed potato and all ]

[Welp we sure know what reason Noah's going to get detention this week.

BECAUSE HE SURE IS STANDING UP AND CHALLENGING HER TO A DUEL]

That's it! We're taking this outside!!

No. It's hot outside. Sit down and eat.

[ She steals a handful of tots this time and stuffs them in her mouth while Noah's busy standing instead of protecting his food like he should be. ]

[MAKING A GRAB FOR THAT WRIST BEFORE IT CAN REACH HER MOUTH.]

[ Is it with the hand that will break her wrist or the normal one?

Either way, Mafuyu doesn't take any chances, pulling her hand back sharply, and for good measure, kicks the underside of the table to flip it over onto Noah. ]

[Normal one!

But the table is flipped, landing on him! His arm will block it from causing any actual damage to him, beyond him yelling "what the fuck-!"

Annnd that sure is the sound of several hall monitors approaching this situation because YA SURE DID FLIP A TABLE]

[ TIME TO BOLT

Trusting Noah to be trapped under the table and easier for the hall monitors to apprehend, she'll let him take the fall while she runs out of the room. ]

Thanks for lunch, Noah!

[ In case the hall monitors need a name. ]

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