TEAM YZMA LOG

[recollecters]

TEAM YZMA

READY: START Team Yzma roster: Carmen Sandiego, Dave Strider, Elizabeth, Emil Vasterstrom, Juzo Sakakura, Lucy/Kaede, Penelo, Seto Kaiba, Shouto Todoroki, Souji Seta, Yato. The city's been under siege for what feels like hours. It's only on August 3rd that you learn it's been a matter of days. Monsters begin pulling Retrospec users through portals left and right, large gaping holes in reality that spit you out in any given location around the city. However, just as you think you're finally getting away, a large blue portal opens and you're snatched up. No amount of fighting and struggling will free you and soon the pressure is too great to ignore. Darkness fills your vision and the last thing you may remember is the sound of thunder... This is the Team Yzma Event Log. You are free to toplevel and thread as you choose on this log, but only team members may utilize this log. Important links to mod toplevels are: Mod Questions & Participation Reporting. Please be aware you are responsible for reporting your own participation & objective completion efforts with links; the moderators will try to keep up with threads, but as we are currently running several teams with participation, we require you to keep us up to date! Please read each of the toplevels and instructions! The schedule for Team Yzma is as follows: 3RD: Objective 1 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 1 part two 10TH: Objective 1 closes (8PM EST), Objective 2 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 2 Part 2 17TH: Objective 2 closes (8PM EST), Objective 3 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 3 Part Two 24th: Objective 3 closes (8PM EST), Final city-wide log posted (9PM EST) Objectives will be given in mod toplevels to this post with instructions; please check the log currently for Objective 1 to see how this will work.

Comments

[parodeity]

...I mean...the eyes and shit are just...hangin' there.

[ IT'S SO...tempting ]

[tarotcards]

... Want to help me hold it down and try?

[ this is how psychopathic murderers are born ]

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe souji is gonna make dave get hit with a shovel too :/ :/ :/ ]

Yeah, ok.

[ CAN'T BELIEVE IT but he is ready and willing to help catch shovel-san to assist? ]

[tarotcards]

[ um dave is the one who wanted to get in on this?? does this count as another rank up for their social link ]

All right, let me...

[ shovel-san is used to souji after souji swung it around to bash in monsters so it suspects nothing as souji approaches it from behind. as souji suddenly grabs it and holds it tightly in place so it can't fly off, shovel-san's face goes from :D to :O!!!!!!!!! quick dave, rearrange its face!! ]

[parodeity]

[ i think you said they were rank 2 after caroling and if this is what brings them to rank 3 honestly i'm like

that's stupid so i'm in

ALSO, DAVE WILL REACH FOR AN EYEBROW TO TRY TO MOVE. they are being so cruel to this poor shovel. (spook dogg the ghost bobs along happily, apparently unconcerned by this other-companion abuse) ]

[tarotcards]

[ i'm making them rank 3 from this thread. i hope their rank 4 is just as ridiculous from idk seeing what happens if they eat spook dogg ]

[ shovel-san immediately goes from :O!!!!!!!!!!!! to >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when dave reaches for an eyebrow. did you ever see a shovel kick someone's ass? no? okay, well, it's going to happen because in a feat of unbelievable shovel strength, it somehow breaks free out of souji's grip and it floats high and above them both, looking down at them with the biggest >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[ it then hits both souji and dave over the head with its own metal head like wack-a-hole. it will hit them both twice for good measure ]

[parodeity]

[ every rank up has to be absolutely absurd

also dave tries to shield his head from further blows ]

Ow, fuck! Okay, okay, apparently he ain't into that! [ OW ]

[tarotcards]

[ i'm glad you understand ]

[ shielding your head won't do anything, dave. all it does will cause your little fingers to be SMASHED ]

Shovel-san, we're sorry! We really are!

[ shovel-san keeps on hitting though. maybe it's expecting a truly heartfelt apology? or it's just waiting for dave's apology like what a rude boy ]

[parodeity]

Sorry, we definitely won't do it again! [ leave off shovel-san!!!!!! ]

[tarotcards]

[ and........ that seems good enough for shovel-san! it probably still got like five or six good hits in there for each troublemaker but it just floats back down, goes back to being :D, and also starts to dig again where it originally started. ]

[ souji just... rubs his head and looks at dave. ]

So I guess that answers that question.

[parodeity]

So...I guess it's also useful in a battle?

[ if monsters try to touch it's face anyway... ]

[tarotcards]

I did use it as a makeshift bat or sword just before we arrived here, so holler if you need me to break something open with Shovel-san.

Or you really hate someone and want them to touch Shovel-san's face.

[parodeity]

I do have my sword to break shit but he might be easier...

[ ...AND DAVE CARES LESS ABOUT SHOVEL-SAN... ]

I think I like everyone in this room, though.

[tarotcards]

[ TAKE THAT BACK, DAVE. EVERYONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT SHOVEL-SAN ]

... Do you think we'll run into any of the monsters from Recolle, though?

[ If they got dragged into the weird portal then wouldn't it be possible that those things did as well? ]

[parodeity]

Possibly. I mean, I think those things were from our "pasts".

[tarotcards]

Then we should stay on our toes. I can't imagine Retrospec wouldn't throw them in here as well to mess with us.

[parodeity]

Same. And some of us aren't armed. I mean, I am, but people who are not me.