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goro majima ([personal profile] sotenbori) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-07-11 10:10 pm

bingo threads & overflow

WHO: Majima & everyone
WHERE: Watch out, he's everywhere
WHEN: July
WHAT: Bingo sure is a thing!! New prompts (please come and hit him up!!) + some overflow threads
WARNINGS: majima swears a lot.



i. never gonna give you up (open.)

[ majima's at work, but "working" is maybe not the adjective that would describe what he's doing. he's got give pink shirts in various stages of being bedazzled. they all read I <3 Retrospec (in comic sans.) but are adorned with all kinds of different things. one has hearts made out of gems, another dragons drawn on it, a third with a flowers. ]

Damn, they're turnin' out pretty well.

[ he says to no one in particular!!! also, he may be a bit too optimistic about how they're turning out but it's one of those #DoItForTheBingo things that he can't turn down. He's going to sell these shirts!! even if he only sells them to irony crowd.

if anyone happens upon him he will show off one of these hideous pink beauties:]


Wanna buy it? It's $5.

[ look bedazzling isn't free. ]

ii. never gonna let you down (open to anyone feasibly a stranger.)

[ the hardest squares are, of course, the ones he has to actively find strangers for. it's hard to pick out people who are at once a stranger but also definitely on retrospec and he spends more than a little bit of time looking through different profiles to get a sense of what people look like who are on the app but he doesn't know.

whenever he spots one, at least, he has no problems walking up to them to engage about bingo. ]


Hey! Can ya do me a favor? It's for this bingo shit.

[ feel free to take him up, or run quickly in the other direction if you're totally over bingo at this point. it's true that people have been roped into all kinds of weird shit lately. and with majima this could be as simple as getting sung to -- or it could be fighting, and does he really look like a dude who wanna take on? ]

iii. never gonna run around and desert you. (open.)

[ ok, real talk: the bingo-ing does get exhausting for everyone, even someone used to randomly running errands for other people. at a certain point you just gotta take a break. eat an ice cream, walk in the park, whatever. bingos may indeed continue to find you, but maybe for awhile you take a break and relax.

at least, that's what majima's trying to do. balance the substories with the plot, you know? maybe you're a fellow traveler looking for shelter from the onslaught of carolers singing never gonna give you up, or people asking you to duel them. you can hang out and talk about something not bingo related for a little bit.

or maybe you'll just fall into the trap of filling that one last square, anyway. ]


iv. TWISTER PARTY. (closed 2 the twister party ppl.)

[ the twister party one seems like a ridiculous square but between majima and mista they manage to phone a small group of friends to come over to play twister. hopefully everyone is a stranger to someone in the group - or at least, all the people in the group who need the square.

majima agrees to hold the twister party at the club where there's plenty of space to lay it out. you'd think maybe he'd dress more casually, but, nah, he's still in his tux. he's fought in it before so i guess he's plenty flexible even in it. look, sometimes you gotta be ready to work no matter what the time. old habits die hard.

he does bring out a few bottles of beer and some fruit. if they're gonna party, they're gonna do it right, damn it. now he's just gotta wait for this party group to show up.]


v. wildcard.

[ use this for your bingo needs. ]
thesettingsun: smile (I won't ride along in your helicopter)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-29 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't criticize us on the first move...

[Shuji puts his left leg on a middlish blue circle in a way that does not involve him touching Baren whatsoever.]
protegge: artist unknown (🔫 money's tight)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-29 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'll believe it's genius when I see genius.

[He absolutely is backseat twistering. At least Majima's trying. Majima is winning the Mista Approval Contest that this definitely is so far. Aaand he spins.]

Left leg red!
crudest: (♚ moron moron)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[there are not enough red spots to make baren comfortable with this?? less because he's not flexible enough for it but he's gone

months

months without touching shuji unless he has to

he moves but he makes a face bc wow this row is crowded now]
Edited (it'd help if i closed my brackets) 2017-07-29 04:03 (UTC)
thesettingsun: smile (have you got my shit?)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-29 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not wearing yourself out early is a strategy.

[They're both avoiding touching each other so clearly everything will be fine?? Shuji finds one of the few unoccupied red circles and plants his foot on it.]
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 in my backpack)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you always feel like that?

[What the fuck does that even mean. Mista doesn't pause anyway, the only way out is through. Also Baren YOU AGREED TO THIS, SO: spin.]

Left hand yellow!
crudest: (♚ what a happy face)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[baren agreed to this for bingo, that doesn't mean he has to like it

but whatever HE DOESN'T MIND THE BRIDGING even though this means he probably has to go under? majima? eh, not a big deal]


Hey Mr. Demigod over there, do you ever think before you talk?
thesettingsun: smile (without a 300 dollar pair of shoes)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-29 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, Baren.

[Good to know that Shuji will snap at another one of his crushes in Mista's defense??

Left hand yellow, okay, that's easy. A row that hasn't been taken for much. He can manage that without falling over or anything.]
protegge: art by pixiv id#3527715 (🔫 you can't conceal the hate)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The truth is Mista doesn't give a single solitary shit what Baren says to him, because if he did he'd be expending a lot of time and energy on Baren, and that's not his jam. He is pretty shocked by Shuji, because. I mean, honestly.]

[After a moment of wearing a facial expression that's basically just ???, he grins, tries to stop grinning, fails at not grinning, and then slaps his hand against the inside of his opposite elbow while raising that forearm. Eat a dick.]


Never in my life. Left leg green.
crudest: (Default)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-07-29 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[holy shit. Baren looks legitimately stunned for a moment. and. everyone is free to grin and all that, but

Baren's laughing? He's definitely laughing, like actually not moving to the next spot in Twister for a second kind of laughing because he's distracted and delighted? it's not one of his usual mean or condescending laughs, but something remarkably... sincere.]


It's about time you found your backbone.

[did you know that the easiest way to earn baren's respect is to treat him like the shithead he is.

and then he'll move.]
thesettingsun: smile (than conservative apparel)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-07-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Shuji doesn't like being laughed at - it feeds his neuroses and anxiety about talking to people - but Mista is grinning, and that's enough for Shuji to not mind too much.]

If I didn't have a backbone, it'd make Twister a lot easier.

[Left leg green. It's hard for him to get his leg completely across the mat without hitting anybody, and he bumps into Majima on the way there. Not hard, but enough to stop his movement, and his knee hits the mat.]

Shoot. I'm out.
protegge: art by pixiv id#1878732 (🔫 with no drop in pressure)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-29 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw. Mista bows his head briefly in memory of a fallen Twister warrior, then points at Shuji.]

Get over here and help me ref.

[Maybe next round Majima will succeed it knocking Baren on his butt, but probably not.]