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i want the good life ( OPEN. )

WHO: Nisha & others [ OPEN! ]
WHERE: All around
WHEN: Month of July
WHAT: Bingo, plus some open stuff.
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be much, other than swearing. I'll update as necessary. Prompts down below.

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[ So, things she didn't expect to see: this, apparently. Things can get pretty weird in this city, especially with all the hallucinomemories and crap, but uh.

Looks like some people have snapped more than others. Nisha's on her way to do a little bit of shopping, and there's... a good crowd of people blocking her way. She's tempted to just elbow her way through. So she does, and it's honestly... yeah, she doesn't blame anyone for staring.

What the hell. ]

Couldn't find a person to wrestle, huh? Had to go with a stuffed animal.

[ It's not like you can tell people "look I need to wrestle this tiger for a bingo card that I got sent to my phone, it's important." Sometimes words don't matter all too much. His center tile said "wrestle a stuffed tiger in the middle of the Towers" and so here he was, giving this pretty large stuffed tiger a run for its money.

He's not super sure what counts as "wrestling" so he's settled for suplexing and generally pinning the tiger to the ground. Two out of three seems like the safe amount, right? He wanted to be thorough, okay.

If it's any consolation, he totally paid for the tiger. He wasn't going to fake-beat-up an innocent stuffed animal without going through the proper channels. Kiryu's not looking to start his life of crime just yet.

More surprisingly, Nisha's the first person to actually talk to him. Most people were staring, gawking or taking pictures. She seems important somehow. Is she security, maybe? ]

I can explain.

[ "Bingo made me do it" is not a good explanation, Kaz. ]

Uh-huh.

[ Do you hear that, Kaz? That's the sound of overwhelming skepticism. Honestly Nisha thinks it's kind of hilarious, a grown-ass man wrestling a stuffed animal. A pretty huge stuffed animal at that.

But... it's not the time for jokes. All's fair in bingo and memories... ]

When you're finished feeling up that tiger, I'm gonna need you to come with me.

[ Eh, Kiryu can probably leave it at that, probably. He wrestled his tiger and drew a crowd, that's probably good, right? He stands up, hauling the giant stuffed animal over his shoulder. ]

It's a stuffed animal, there's nothing to feel up.

[ Obviously... but Kiryu's a little into the flat humor himself. ]

Are you a cop?

You're gonna hurt its stuffed feelings if you keep talkin' like that.

[ She crosses her arms, watching him. He looks like a tough dude, actually. Not the type to do dumb crap like that.

So, bingo for him? She's not about to mention that, though. ]

Depends. Will it affect you comin' with me?

I paid for it, if that's what you're worried about.

[ He shrugs. What's a few hurt feelings when he already trounced the tiger at wrestling? Plus Nisha's answer basically answers for him. He doesn't want any trouble with the law (not yet, anyway.) ]

So yes?

[ He'll go with her anyway. What's the worst he could get? A fine? ]

Wait, are you a mall cop? Or the real kind?

Sure, I believe ya.

[ She tips her hat to a few people as they start walking, and some people might look a little... frightened. It's fine, Kaz.

She turns her head to grin at him. ]

What d'you think? 'Sides, you're doing a good job at being a cop, yourself.

[ what? ]

[ Scary ladies are kinda hot, it's cool. Kaz is just being a Good Citizen here. Or trying, anyway. The fear kind of answers his question anyway.

He keeps the same blank expression throughout most of this, though her last bit finally seems to snap him to attention. ]

Huh?

Do I have to arrest you for not listening to the police, too?

[ The handcuffs are out. Uh oh. ]

You're under arrest for copping a feel on that stuffed tiger.

[ Well, ^{that ^{sure ^escalated}} quickly. ]

Um. Wait.

[ Kiryu stops. He's very confused. ]

That's... you serious?

Does it look like I'm joking?

[ She actually doesn't. Nisha looks one hundred percent serious as she walks over to him and grabs his arms to cuff him. ]

You're coming with me.

I.... What?

[ Holy shit, he totally remembered getting arrested but it probably wasn't like this??? Could he seriously be getting arrested over something this stupid?

I mean, she's definitely a cop and he lets her cuff him, but he's still so confused. ]

This seems like a weird charge.

Are you questioning the police?

[ Time to leave the Towers, Kiryu. Nisha leads him over to the car, unlocks it, then practically shoves him in. ]

[ Kiryu shakes his head, though his incredulity doesn't stop even if he does as she says.

And ends up shoved into the back of a police car???????

It's probably best that he just shuts up now. He's gonna sit there and be a good crook, I guess. ]

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i want the good life ( OPEN. )

kiryu - you're under arrest

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sorry kiryu

thus begins kiryu's life of crime

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