[SEMI-OPEN] BINGO BONANZA

[gnasher]

WHO: Rin "Somehow Made Swimming Even Gayer" Matsuoka & y o u
WHERE: Round n' about
WHEN: This month
WHAT: Bingo was his name-o
WARNINGS: Some cusswords, Rin is generally embarrassing



[in a shocking twist: this is a catch-all post for the bingo event! Rin's card is here, and I'm still looking to fill out squares. hit me up on mangemad for plotting Rin's or other bingo cards anytime!]

Comments

[youraffection]

Sure, but we're not in the water. You're in my court now!

[ Or...something. Talking smack comes naturally, at least.

Yosuke doesn't need to stretch. He just needs luck. (He never has luck.) ]

Fine, sudden death.

[ Why are there children watching. It's almost like they're interloping on a kid's park. Yosuke watches them a little uncertainly for a moment before he plops down on one of the swings. ]

Yu and I totally did this a few weeks ago. I beat him, for the record.

[gnasher]

[Rin idly finishes stretching out his thunder thighs and saddles up next to Yousuke. this is all very Intense and not at all silly]

Yeah? Put your money where your mouth is, Hanamura. You ready?

[SLAM, feet in position in the shitty woodchips]

3 --

2 --

1 --

GO!

[youraffection]

[ Keep your thighs on your side of the swingset, Rin! ]

I was born ready!

[ That's a cheesy line but he doesn't care.

And...off the go! Which means swinging. Because you need to swing before you can jump. But damn if it isn't competitive swinging that is actually making the structure of the swingset creak.]

[gnasher]

[yeah, this thing is creaking up a storm. Rin's giving it his all, and he's pretty close to going completely vertical to the top bar. possibly, he's powered by cheesy lines, as evidenced by his yelling, after a while of them pumping their legs back and forth:]

Takeoff in 3, 2, 1 --

[youraffection]

Go!!!

[ Time to go flying! Literally! Off he goes into the sunset aaaaand--

--totally doesn't nail that landing! But he went pretty far...is that what counts? ]

[gnasher]

[woosh, a shark in the air, and Rin does (just barely) stick the landing -- though his feet are about in line with Yousuke's ass, instead of where his head is]

-- I'm not sure who wins. That seems like cheating, oi.

[nudges Yousuke with a foot, poikpoik]

Not to mention asking for splinters in the face...

[kukuku]

You okay?

[youraffection]

[ Can sharks fly? Apparently one of them can! At least he doesn't land like a dipshit, though. Yosuke, on the other hand... ]

Oof...

[ Yosuke slowly pushes himself up, surprisingly without a broken nose. He doesn't look happy, though. ]

Y-Yeah...th-that was just the practice run!