Bingo/Other June Stuff Catchall! [OPEN]

[digthefuzz]

WHO: Kurt Wagner and Yooouuuu?!
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary

A. You Know the Rules

[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?

He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]

We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!

[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.

Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want! Or try to file a complaint]

B. Classic Rock

[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!

He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.

After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]

Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!

C. Role Models

[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]

Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!

D. Wildcard

[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at goreo!

I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]

Comments

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[chargebomb]

[ the apartment door is opened by some red-headed kid, hello. he just stares at kurt for a moment, totally unsure what is even happening. ]

... Are you trying to literally rickroll people, dude? [ he's trying not to laugh, though. ]

[digthefuzz]

[He goes through the chorus before he stops to answer.]

Not trying - succeeding!

[chargebomb]

Aw, I can't even close the tab. Ruuude!

And what's with the hat? It's summer.

[digthefuzz]

That's right! It's the best roll ever!

[He snorts as he glances up at his hat.]

Well I'm caroling, dude! Get it?

[chargebomb]

You're half a year early, and that song is like ten years old. [ he's 13 and he knows this...!! ]

[digthefuzz]

Okay - first, that's the point of the joke! And second, it's a lot more than ten years old, man!

[chargebomb]

It's ancient!

... Kinda like your taste.

[digthefuzz]

Hey! So what if it's ancient? Retro things are super cool, too!

[chargebomb]

I dunno, that depends...

Anyway, are you going around doing this to everyone, or what?

[digthefuzz]

Whoa, I'm definitely not aiming for the whole population! I just thought I'd hit up a few people here and there to make it legit.

[chargebomb]

It's on your card, isn't it. I saw it on mine too, but I wasn't sure if anyone would actually do it. [ so...... props...? ]

[digthefuzz]

So you knew all along! That means you're hip with the bingo, too.

[And here he thought this was just some brat! Kurt points at him.]

Well now you know, junior. Anything's possible if you put your mind to it!

[chargebomb]

[ some brat, him?? naw... ] Don't call me junior, Retro.

I have a card, but I dunno if I'm gonna try to play it. You're welcome for my help filling out that square though.

[digthefuzz]

What else should I call you? Little Dude?

[He shrugs.]

Really? Well, you might as well give it a try... wait, does it really count when I did all the singing?

[chargebomb]

I'm Shou. And I'm not gonna try to do that square for my card!

[ ....... ] Probably.

[digthefuzz]

You sure about that? You could Shou us all what you're made of!

[chargebomb]

That's awful, Retro...

Come over here, lemme show you how awful it was.

[digthefuzz]

[He holds his arms defensively.]

I dunno, I feel pretty cool where I am right now.

[chargebomb]

I just helped you fill out your square, right? Don't you think it'd be cool of you to return the favor and help me with one of mine?

[digthefuzz]

Th-that depends. Which one?

[He's got a bad feeling about this.]

[chargebomb]

Aw, it's nothing much. I just want to show something off, promise~ [ TRUSTWORTHY. ]

[digthefuzz]

[He still feels unsure . jpg... but maybe he just has a cool power to show off? Maybe it can't hurt. And he does owe him for helping him fill in a square...

Kurt hesitantly takes a few steps closer.]

Okay, okay. Do your thing!

[chargebomb]

[ shou's considerably shorter than him, but he wraps his arms around kurt, almost like a hug. aw, see, this is totally nice--

and then he grabs kurt around the waist and shoulder more tightly. ]

You got to show off a song, so how about I show off my moves? [ guess what, he's actually kind of into wrestling.

i.e. it's time to suplex totally-willing victim kurt into the ground.

....... that might hurt a little. ]

[digthefuzz]

Wh- WHAAAAAA!

[SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE WORLD IS SPINNING AROUND HIM

and then suplexed.

The string bean of a teen just rolls along the ground, defeated. And agitated.]

Ow! Wh-what the heck was that man?!

[chargebomb]

[ ON THE GROUND... but he lets kurt go, laughing like an asshole, even though--okay, that kind of hurt too. worth it. ]

It's a vertical suplex! Hah--

If you want to get back at me for that one, I could check it off as a spar!