Kurt "Secondhand Embarassment" Wagner (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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recolle2017-07-05 03:27 pm
digthefuzz) wrote in recolle2017-07-05 03:27 pm
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Bingo/Other June Stuff Catchall! [OPEN]
WHO: Kurt Wagner and Yooouuuu?!
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary
A. You Know the Rules
[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?
He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]
We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!
[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.
Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want!Or try to file a complaint]
B. Classic Rock
[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!
He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.
After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]
Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!
C. Role Models
[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]
Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!
D. Wildcard
[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
goreo!
I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary
A. You Know the Rules
[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?
He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]
We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!
[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.
Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want!
B. Classic Rock
[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!
He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.
After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]
Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!
C. Role Models
[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]
Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!
D. Wildcard
[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at
I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]
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It's a vertical suplex! Hah--
If you want to get back at me for that one, I could check it off as a spar!
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But hey... is it really a spar if you're the only one striking?
[Without any other warning, he scrambles forward and tries to get the kid in a headlock! He's a very responsible young adult.]
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[ he's kind of a dirty fighter. kurt might be able to grab him, but he'll instantly be trying to trip him up in return. being short helps. ]
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[Kurt's not so experienced at actual fighting so he'll be tripped up pretty easily. But he'll try to get at least one noogie in before he falls!]
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well, he wouldn't beat up a guy just for bad puns and bad memes. probably, anyway. he pins kurt down even if he's noogied.
... but maybe also twist the other arm up slightly painfully, to be a brat. ]
You give?
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...I give.
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Then he scratches at his head as he looks back towards the door.]
But if so, I should thank you too. [He's sure other people he could have tried to spar with might have swept the floor with him.]
Okay, um... I think it's time I really hit the road! [While he still possibly has some shreds of dignity to his name.]
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See you around, Retro. [ is he really okay with being called that..... well, it's just barely a spar or anything, but he likes being a dick. ] Don't get beat up by anyone who gets annoyed at that song!
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It's Kurt Wagner, by the way! [He sighs again as he starts to leave.] I'll be careful.
Um... See you around! ...Maybe!