recolle | SEMI-CLOSED ♞ B-B-BINGO AND SUCH

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SEMI-CLOSED ♞ B-B-BINGO AND SUCH

WHO: Souji and others!
WHERE: Everywhere in Recolle
WHEN: All of July
WHAT: A general catch-all log for this month. Mostly bingo threads, though!
WARNINGS: N/A asides from some massive food poisoning??

OOC: For reference, Souji's bingo sheet is found here! Those with a blue coloured square means it is currently "taken" while the white squares are still free. Feel free to PM me or reach me at

northpaws if you'd like to do some bingo stuff (that we haven't already planned beforehand) or if you'd like any other threads! This is just a catch-all post for all the logs/threads I might have, without spamming the comm and to keep all of Souji's bingo threads in one post.

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[ Hand taken and shaken!! ]

And what is the name of my new partner in crime?

Kurt Wagner! [He proclaims proudly.] I believe we cat puns once on the 'spec?

Oh yes, we might have once. Did I get the chance to meow at you that time?

[ wat ]

There might have been a meow somewhere in there. [He says with a laugh.]

I can't remember for sure. ...Mostly I remember that laser cat bathing suit. Now that was something else!

[ One of Souji's favourite things to do in Recolle is to absolutely pretend to be Yu. He still hasn't told, like, two other people that he's the other brother so it's all good. Kurt can have the pleasure of thinking Yu plays the trumpet to annoy others. ]

It really was, wasn't it? Do you think I could pull it off?

[The perfect scam... Kurt grins at the joke.]

...Yeah! You know what? I think that you're totally ready for laser swimsuit season, dude!

I do have the body for it...

[ He says as if he's seriously considering it (he's not.... or is he??). ]

What about you? I think you'd pull it off pretty well too. We could match.

Why thank you. A tempting offer, but I don't think that it would bring out my eyes enough!

Not to worry. We can always modify the swimsuit like attach gems that are the same colours as your eyes.

Oh, of course. Gems. Just what it needed!

We could probably just use a glue gun and stick them on that way, right?

Well, yeah, I guess... as long as the water doesn't mess with it!

I'm sure it'll be fine. Worse comes to worse, we can always try to staple some sequins on.

Wow, you're really a man with a mission when it comes to this stuff!

[He raises his hands placatingly.]

You know, why don't we give these ideas some time to stew. And then... have your people talk to my people!

Of course. Good ideas don't come right away.

I tend to be awake throughout the night so you should have your people call my people anytime from 2am to 5am. That's when I'm most productive.

[ ..... sorry yu ]

[...How is he awake right now, is he a zombie, Kurt wonders. We just don't know.]

Um, sure! Good old peak hours. I'll... see if I have any bats working for me and pencil that right in!

[ Look, even if Souji was serious and was referring to himself and not Yu, he hasn't been sleeping properly for over a week so it's all good. ]

If you don't have any bats working for you then you should definitely reconsider your business. You need to be available 24/7 for absolutely anything.

When you're right, you're right. [He says as he mimics a sigh.]

Truly I'm missing out on the business nightlife and have to get some bats in the belfry.

Yes, and I recommend that if you're unsure where to get your bats, just wander into dark wet caves to find them. The more vicious and feral they are, the better employees they can be.

It just shows how dedicated they are to defending you when you win over their loyalty.

[Kurt laughs nervously. How seriously is he taking this.]

I... I'll keep that in mind! It sounds like some of them may be very devoted members of this enterprise. I... I'd have to be batty not to think so, right?

[ Is Kurt ready enough to handle a conversation like this?? ]

Of course and sometimes, you'd just have to wing it if you want to succeed.

[He was born ready for this.]

Fangs for the advice, man!

[ You're a good man, Kurt. ]

Anytime, just make sure you do it sooner than later. Time flies, you know.

[The best man.]

Dude, totally! Otherwise things would really suck!

[ Souji can't help but give a small laugh and he just nods. ]

Anyway, I'm going to get back to my trumpet playing so make sure you give me that text or call sometime in the middle of the night. I'll be expecting it.

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