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WHO: Kazuhira Miller OTA
WHERE: Majima's club
WHEN: Ambiguously during this month
WHAT: Miller took a bet that he'd wear a cheerleader outfit
WARNINGS: Not much beyond a dude dressed ridiculously, possibly a memory or two.
[What happens when someone gives Kazuhira Miller a ridiculous bet? He'll take it.]
[He has silent vows to himself that at thirty, he'll become a decent, respectable upstanding citizen. He'll be admirably chaste and attempt to settle down and he'll be completely within acceptible parameters.]
[But today is not that day, and Kaz is at Majima's club dressed in his finest. And by finest, one means that he looked for a full day to find a cheerleader outfit that would fit a man of his size.]
[This is the shame of knowing this man as a friend and the entertainment or offense to bystanders.]
[It's his only planned appearance of the night and for all that he's brave enough to do it, he's also aware that he'll turn into a pumpkin or something if he wears a skirt that short for too long. Or he'll lose the color yellow. Who knows at this point.]
WHERE: Majima's club
WHEN: Ambiguously during this month
WHAT: Miller took a bet that he'd wear a cheerleader outfit
WARNINGS: Not much beyond a dude dressed ridiculously, possibly a memory or two.
[What happens when someone gives Kazuhira Miller a ridiculous bet? He'll take it.]
[He has silent vows to himself that at thirty, he'll become a decent, respectable upstanding citizen. He'll be admirably chaste and attempt to settle down and he'll be completely within acceptible parameters.]
[But today is not that day, and Kaz is at Majima's club dressed in his finest. And by finest, one means that he looked for a full day to find a cheerleader outfit that would fit a man of his size.]
[This is the shame of knowing this man as a friend and the entertainment or offense to bystanders.]
[It's his only planned appearance of the night and for all that he's brave enough to do it, he's also aware that he'll turn into a pumpkin or something if he wears a skirt that short for too long. Or he'll lose the color yellow. Who knows at this point.]
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You managed to be too good. [Which is a genuine observation of sympathy. But at least that's... better? No, it means that even when you're doing well you can get hurt.]
Did they get away with it?
[Majima is a baby. But he doesn't agree with that out loud.]
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Well... I'm not dead, and he's in jail for attempted murder, so no. I spent some time in the hospital and decided I needed to reevaluate my life after that.
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[He has that hope at least. Fai may not have a fabulous stage persona, but maybe he has a life that he likes. And that's pretty good, too.]
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[Yes, flirting. Much better. The closer to flirting and the farther away from talking about his past they get, the more visibly relaxed Fai becomes.]
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I know I'll have let myself go when I lose these legs.
[Just throw a bottle at him or something. At least he's mostly joking.
Mostly.]