( CLOSED ) pink puff party vs persistent perfect partison
WHO: Mochi House (Akira Kurusu, Yusuke Kitagawa, Goro Akechi, and Elliot Craig)
WHERE: Magatus
WHEN: backdated to 12/8
WHAT: They went shopping and got teleported by snowflake statues to Magatus. Here, they encounter wintry creatures and the yeti, then have to compete for the best snowman sculpture.
WARNINGS: NONE... Will update if anything comes up.
[ They were just on their way to shop for their loved ones, at least the ones that are still in Recolle. While shopping isn't the most exciting thing, going in a big group is, so Akira is rather looking forward to relax after talking to James and cycling through ideas on how to go about investigation.
At least... This was supposed to be a shopping trip. Snowflakes keep spawning on their trip through the mall, eventually blocking their way until they pay them some mind. When they do, in a flash they're taken to a different place. About seven hours away, they're in the familiar Magatus—at least familiar to Akira and Yusuke...
The perpetual northern lights take hold of the sky, but there's something odd about the area. The creatures are out and about like they're in some Christmas movie. As he peeks out of the snow he landed in, he squints at them. ]
... Is that the Coca-Cola polar bear?
[ Akira asks this instead of pointing out the yetis that look at them with such glee. ]
WHERE: Magatus
WHEN: backdated to 12/8
WHAT: They went shopping and got teleported by snowflake statues to Magatus. Here, they encounter wintry creatures and the yeti, then have to compete for the best snow
WARNINGS: NONE... Will update if anything comes up.
[ They were just on their way to shop for their loved ones, at least the ones that are still in Recolle. While shopping isn't the most exciting thing, going in a big group is, so Akira is rather looking forward to relax after talking to James and cycling through ideas on how to go about investigation.
At least... This was supposed to be a shopping trip. Snowflakes keep spawning on their trip through the mall, eventually blocking their way until they pay them some mind. When they do, in a flash they're taken to a different place. About seven hours away, they're in the familiar Magatus—at least familiar to Akira and Yusuke...
The perpetual northern lights take hold of the sky, but there's something odd about the area. The creatures are out and about like they're in some Christmas movie. As he peeks out of the snow he landed in, he squints at them. ]
... Is that the Coca-Cola polar bear?
[ Akira asks this instead of pointing out the yetis that look at them with such glee. ]
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So this is quite the delight. It's easy to put from his mind the conversations this past week, the worry and strain over the past months, with the sight of a snowy wonderland from fairytales. Goro's unlucky enough to have been dumped face first into the snow, but he doesn't bother with the pieces in his hair as he sits up, staring at the sights.]
Do you think the Island of Misfit Toys is on the lake?
[Don't worry, he's already taking out his phone to document the yetis, that's just obvious. Show those nonbelievers.]
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He might be eyeing the snow covered trees with something like annoyance and just a little anger. ]
...
[ Oh right. He's here with other people. ]
Did we just teleport here? It does not take that short an amount of time to get here from Recolle.
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Akira follows the direction of Yusuke's gaze, wondering if there's some kind of looming darkness over to the forest nearby. Flashing into the Third Eye doesn't really show anything worth glaring at? But... Maybe his friends is merely thinking on something.
Contemplative is very Yusuke. He follows suit with Goro, taking his phone to take pictures of Magatus' new wildlife. ]
I guess so... [ It's. Weird. ] We can check out the lake, but I'm worried the armed fish might still be in there.
[ Cursed fish. ]
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[This is the only thing he cares about right now. How to make those fish taste good. Please ignore him.]
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[Having to kill and cook someone's pet arm fish was the Worst. Rest in peace Mr. Clean]
We should probably focus on all the polar bears and yetis anyway. They haven't attacked, but they clearly want...something...
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[ HE'S STILL EYEING THE TREES. FUCK U TREES. ]
I wonder if they speak a common language? We could just ask them, if that were the case.
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[ It's not like he's still grudging over having to eat some armed fish!!! Because someone told him he wouldn't!!!!!!
They didn't even have an issue since they were carried by Zoro across the frozen lake, but he agrees with Yusuke. He nods before waving at the Yetis who.
Wave back? And approach them. ]
Who wants to speak to them?
[ Akira would, but he thinks they're all quite eloquent diplomats. Let him pass the torch. ]
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His own pride, of course, says he definitely would, so expect at least one dinner in the future to include those fuckers.]
Well, I don't have an issue with hairy people, and I do have many questions to ask them... But I'll offer the floor to you two first. I tend to get sidetracked a little when I'm excited after all.
[and he really wants to see elliot or yusuke talk to yetis. the differences in greeting alone would be fascinating.]
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[Elliot will IMMEDIATELY shake his head, looking pale at the thought of it]
N-No thanks! P-Predators can smell fear, so sending me would be a bad idea.
[I AM LITERALLY A PILE OF MUSIC PUNS AND ANXIETY OKAY. ]
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If they want something, they can be polite about it. At least they waved back, rather than just turning around and running at us, teeth bared and ready to tear our flesh from our bones.
[ Important note. ]
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This means they only have one person to rely on now. ]
Yusuke, you're up.
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[ Um? ]
Why me? I am not skilled in the art of conversing. Especially not with yetis.
[ The yetis sure are ambling much closer. If they can look friendly though, then that's how they look. They are friends, or potential friends. ]
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[... Art, they might use art. Goro's moved onto taking pictures of Magatus's snowy fields, though Akira'd better prepare for a sneak attack of cold hands soon.]
Besides, they're creatures of the cold! And who better than the ice-wielding Goemon user himself to speak?
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Yeah, and you were really good with those horses we dealt with back in May! They liked you a lot!
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To be quite honest, I always considered you eloquent with your words... Less flamboyant and extraneous than Goro, though.
[ Tilting his head, he looks to him. ]
You're more poignant?
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[ But. Well. Hello. Here are the yetis? So there's no time like the present. ]
... Hello? Did you need something?
[ There's a big ol' uh... exaggerated wave going on there. How do you do. Please don't snap his spine in two. ]
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The yetis seem friendly! Looks like they're trying to encourage them to do some winter games. ]
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Sorry, Yusuke, but this means running into you and both of them falling into the Yeti's arms...
Who hugs them very gently. Hello, new friends. ]
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This is where his life has led him. To this moment. Where he is being hugged by a gentle yeti who seems very happy they are here to play winter games. ]
...
... This was not what I expected when I woke up this morning.
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taken away, another yeti gesturing to Goro and Elliot to follow. There's plenty of snow and they have some fun ideas for them..!
... Hm. A glance to Elliot, and then Goro's starting after.]
You don't think we'll have to win them back, do you?
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Uh....Uh...!
[Was that what he was really like...?]
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Can't beat them, join them... But the yeti seems to be motioning them towards an ice arena? What the hell. ]
We're alive, Elliot.
[ Goro, come here. ]
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Are you okay, Elliot? You look a little shell-shocked.
[ It's notable, even in this field of ice and potential games and Elliot frozen to the ground and stuttering like someone walked over his grave. ]
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O-Oh, sorry. Got hit with a memory...but I'm okay.
[not stepping near those yetis though]
....Are they taking you somewhere?
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