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Elda Marker ([personal profile] matchbreaker) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-11-23 05:55 pm

[Closed] New Family Formation

WHO: Elda Marker, Albert Wesker, Silver Bells, Elizabeth Velveteen, Jaeger, and NPC!Toushiro Hitsugaya technically
WHERE: Elda Marker's manor
WHEN: Thanksgiving!
WHAT: Family Thanksgiving!
WARNINGS: Nah probs

[ It's been wild, lately. The world has changed dramatically and try as she might, Elda Marker cannot deny that she has changed some along with it. It's probably this, as much as anything else, which saw her no longer content to have the normal small little private Thanksgiving she's tended to have with just her son.

... After all, family can grow, right?

She intended to invite Silver, knew she wanted to invite Albert, but then the significant others(?) of both of them have gotten roped in as well. She explained it all to Toushiro, who seemed confused at how Albert or Jaeger fits into anything but was privately pleased to have Silver around for this. Still...

Elda took it upon herself to make everything? Turkey, casseroles, Yorkshire Pudding, deviled eggs, cream corn. She's not sure what everyone wants but no one said that they had allergies and if she has to feed Silver's monsters a little too, then... well, this is good to have a bigger than they perhaps need amount. The whole thing takes most of the day (people are invited to show up whenever they want in the course of the day and sit around if they want) and she'll accept any help but... well, dinner itself will be the main event? Anyway, let's have a nice family. Event. ]
manufactured: (007. you've only spent)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[At least his hair color is light...]

I do remove them from time to time, you know.
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-26 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they do. Did you miss the blue?
manufactured: (001. your world is an ashtray)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-26 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose. It was agitating for a while, but nothing worth complaining about for months.

[Like, you know, half the network did.]

If anything, it's taking me some time to get used to them again.
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅦ. the star)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-26 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I certainly wasn't thrilled to lose my natural eye color... Though I suppose it's not that different than before.

[ ...she went from hazel to obnoxiously gold. It's sort of really different, but not like, blue -> grey -> gold would've been. ]

I do agree that it's pointless to throw a fit about it, however. All one can simply do is persevere and choose to restore whatever color they want on that adorable little survey thing that comes around from time to time. [ c: ]
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅠ. the strength)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Akechi would be pleased to hear about that, given his dislike of the dancing variety.

[ Elizabeth likes them, though...... ]
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[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO ARE PLEASED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT - ]

Consider it greatly appreciated, Elda.
elevelvetor: (Ⅴ. the hierophant)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ FRIEND.... ]

There is nothing wrong with dancing fruits, sir. It gives them character, personality, and the ability to act in amateur films.

[ which she


yeah she absolutely made one. It was great. ]
manufactured: (018. when i'm god everyone dies)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
You need exactly none of those things in order to eat them. As a matter of a fact, it's preferred if those traits are absent altogether in edible things.
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
They're just as tasty.

[...He's helping!]
manufactured: (013. i'm wide awake the more i sleep)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
They're an abomination.
elevelvetor: (22. ace of wands)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
You'll hurt their feelings, saying things like that. How shameful.
scythegun: (GRIN ⇝)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-11-28 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me you actually filmed these things.

[#priorities]
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅢ. the death)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
A friend and I made a short movie of an orange attempting to escape the kitchen, yes. Would you like to see it?

[ SHE HAS IT ON HER PHONE BECAUSE IT'S HER FAVORITE THING ]
scythegun: (GREETING ⇝ guten tag motherfuckers)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-11-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I absolutely would! It sounds delightful!

[And by "delightful" he means "hilarious", please show him this thing.]
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[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ friendship ended with wesker, now jaeger is my new best friend.

She'll show him!! It's essentially this discussion, but filmed. There are sound effects a la the screams of other oranges as they're juiced and so on and so forth.

...the narrator is Elizabeth, herself, naturally. The girl acting in the film has fluffy brown hair—she doesn't think anyone here would recognize Haru though. ]


It won't be winning any awards anytime soon, but it was quite fun to make.

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[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
At this point they deserve it.

[wesker, no.]
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[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate you rather intensely, Elda, believe me.

[why are you the only person here with any common sense, the fruit is disturbing]
feistytrader: (I'm okay with this)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Orange you glad you have her? Is she the apple of your eye?

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elevelvetor: (ⅩⅠ. the strength)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
How cruel! I certainly won't be letting you get Sir Leorange DiCaprisun's autograph anytime soon.

[ i'm physically shaking i can't believe i just typed that ]
manufactured: (002. we burn and coil like cigarettes)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-11-28 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[BELLA I AM SCREAMING]

You named them.

[...]

...And knighted one of them, apparently.
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[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-28 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Isn't Liz wonderful-]

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feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, that's pretty good. Someone should make abomin-os.