[Closed] New Family Formation

[matchbreaker]

WHO: Elda Marker, Albert Wesker, Silver Bells, Elizabeth Velveteen, Jaeger, and NPC!Toushiro Hitsugaya technically
WHERE: Elda Marker's manor
WHEN: Thanksgiving!
WHAT: Family Thanksgiving!
WARNINGS: Nah probs

[ It's been wild, lately. The world has changed dramatically and try as she might, Elda Marker cannot deny that she has changed some along with it. It's probably this, as much as anything else, which saw her no longer content to have the normal small little private Thanksgiving she's tended to have with just her son.

... After all, family can grow, right?

She intended to invite Silver, knew she wanted to invite Albert, but then the significant others(?) of both of them have gotten roped in as well. She explained it all to Toushiro, who seemed confused at how Albert or Jaeger fits into anything but was privately pleased to have Silver around for this. Still...

Elda took it upon herself to make everything? Turkey, casseroles, Yorkshire Pudding, deviled eggs, cream corn. She's not sure what everyone wants but no one said that they had allergies and if she has to feed Silver's monsters a little too, then... well, this is good to have a bigger than they perhaps need amount. The whole thing takes most of the day (people are invited to show up whenever they want in the course of the day and sit around if they want) and she'll accept any help but... well, dinner itself will be the main event? Anyway, let's have a nice family. Event. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

They're just as tasty.

[...He's helping!]

[manufactured]

They're an abomination.

[elevelvetor]

You'll hurt their feelings, saying things like that. How shameful.

[scythegun]

Please tell me you actually filmed these things.

[#priorities]

[elevelvetor]

A friend and I made a short movie of an orange attempting to escape the kitchen, yes. Would you like to see it?

[ SHE HAS IT ON HER PHONE BECAUSE IT'S HER FAVORITE THING ]

[scythegun]

I absolutely would! It sounds delightful!

[And by "delightful" he means "hilarious", please show him this thing.]

[elevelvetor]

[ friendship ended with wesker, now jaeger is my new best friend.

She'll show him!! It's essentially this discussion, but filmed. There are sound effects a la the screams of other oranges as they're juiced and so on and so forth.

...the narrator is Elizabeth, herself, naturally. The girl acting in the film has fluffy brown hair—she doesn't think anyone here would recognize Haru though. ]

It won't be winning any awards anytime soon, but it was quite fun to make.

[scythegun]

[i'm absolutely losing my shit at this]

My, you really do have an eye for film! I love it!

[HE'S TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO LOSE HIS SHIT, ACTUALLY]

[manufactured]

At this point they deserve it.

[wesker, no.]

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . ]

I did my best for you Albert, of course.

[ . . . Why is this, does she need to scold them? ]

[manufactured]

I appreciate you rather intensely, Elda, believe me.

[why are you the only person here with any common sense, the fruit is disturbing]

[feistytrader]

Orange you glad you have her? Is she the apple of your eye?

[manufactured]

[uh]

[matchbreaker]

[ well. ]

[elevelvetor]

How cruel! I certainly won't be letting you get Sir Leorange DiCaprisun's autograph anytime soon.

[ i'm physically shaking i can't believe i just typed that ]

[manufactured]

[BELLA I AM SCREAMING]

You named them.

[...]

...And knighted one of them, apparently.

[feistytrader]

[Isn't Liz wonderful-]

[manufactured]

[...actually okay yes this is sort of delightful in a very absurdist sort of way he will grant that much]

[matchbreaker]

[ So NPC Toushiro over here is giving everyone a skeptical look because why are we so invested in the dancing fruit? But then Elda is just...

Looking apologetically at him for a moment before - ]

... So, Silver! Jaeger! What new snake oil do you have about?!

[scythegun]

[...]

Anyway, I personally find the fruit entertaining! I wouldn't keep any around, of course, but they're delightful to watch in stores!

[jaeger.]

[manufactured]

[.............elda that is really not any better on the ALBERT WESKER WANTS TO DIE scale because half of that is his snake oil but nobody needs to know that

holy shit you tried it though]

[feistytrader]

There's way more interesting stuff in that store, you know. Just the other day I sold someone a wooden pineapple.

[Elda we don't talk about the snake oil-]

[elevelvetor]

[ I WAS HOPING YOU'D ENJOY THAT HONESTLY ]

"Mister" didn't sound as nice, so yes, I did. Elizabeth has been the name of many queens in years past, anyway. I believe I'm allowed to indulge my whims every so often.

[manufactured]

[He is fairly certain that is not how it works - ]

...I suppose that's fair.

[feistytrader]

Oh man, that's pretty good. Someone should make abomin-os.