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[antagonize]

WHO: Karkat Vantas (alienates) & Jason Todd (antagonize)
WHERE: Recollé University
WHEN: Forward dated to 3/9
WHAT: Jackass: Recollé U edition
WARNINGS: Exploding microwaves?? Maybe??? I don't know.

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[So. There is a toy crab in the cafeteria microwave.

Jason isn't... entirely sure of what do to with it, honestly. Nor does he have the slightest idea of who could have shoved it in there, with the cafeteria being relatively empty and all. He pulls it out of the microwave, holding it up with his thumb and index finger like it might be contaminated, and then he glances around the room.

To the first person he (sort of) recognizes, he asks:]

—Hey, did you see who left this here? It was in the microwave.

[Actually... isn't this kid....... kind of young for college...........]

Comments

[antagonize]

So... Lassie, then. Good to know your hallucinations are following a theme?

[Alas, Karkat is on his own with this one. Sorry, pal.]

[alienates]

Maybe I was a crab fisherman in a past life, and now they're showing up to get their revenge for their eaten brethren.

[ more like exploded brethren but, sure. ]

Since you murdered Lassie they're going to be coming for you next.

[antagonize]

Great.

[Dead brethren, in any case???]

I'll let you know if I have any vivid memories where they run out of biscuits at Red Lobster — or something. We can commiserate.

[alienates]

I am sure we will definitely get to the bottom of all of this and the answer will be in their biscuit recipe.

[ karkat actually wants their biscuits now, but he will most likely avoid seafood for a little while now. ]

We should probably split up. It'll be harder to hunt us down.