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OPEN POST ♞ THE MONSTER MASH

WHO: Naegi and youuuuuuuuuuu
WHERE: Literally everywhere
WHEN: All of Oct
WHAT: Spider wallets, running away from luchador murderers, and creepy ghost stalkers
WARNINGS: None asides from Naegi screaming in most of these threads??

ONE

This nightmare starts off in a mostly-empty apartment. Asides from a very nice looking oak table with equally nice matching chairs, there's... not much else here. There's a random bean-bag in the middle of the living room and... yeah, that's it. This place is as empty as you can get so when there's a lone brown wallet sitting on the floor, it's pretty noticeable.

When looking at it from a distance, it seems to do nothing at all, just sitting there like a normal wallet. However, when it is approached, it suddenly stands up and reveals its super gross and long spider legs. Right at that point, one of the bedroom doors slams open and Naegi appears, looking dishevelled and tired. He then points dramatically at the wallet.

"Grab that wallet!!"

And with that, the wallet lets out an audible ! sound before scurrying away on its gross spider legs. It will run from one corner of the apartment to another. Do you chase after it? Do you step on it? What do you do???

TWO

The next nightmare takes place in a dim and eerie school hallway. There's absolutely no one in sight and there's a loud stomping sound, similar to the sound of heavy footsteps. It starts off slow at first but then it increases in speed, getting closer and closer. The source of the footsteps seem to just be beyond that corner and oh god it's--

"W-Whoa--!!"

--haha, jokes, it's just Naegi. However, with how quickly he was running and turning, he probably comes crashing into whoever had the misfortune of standing around the corner.

Have fun crashing to the floor.

THREE

In the fog, there can be a lot of dangerous and unusual things. For Naegi, he's been mostly suffering from the unusual part.

For the past couple of days whenever he stepped out of the house, Naegi has been having a creepy dead stalker (complete with a knife in the abdomen and all) silently following him from place to place. She hasn't been doing... anything in particular but just trailing behind him at a distance. He's tried to speak to her, even tried to get her help, but nothing. She refuses to speak and she seems content to just accompany him like some sort of lost puppy rather than attacking him like 99% of all the other creepy Japanese horror ghosts. He's quite unsettled by this, of course, but what... can he really do...

So, when he approaches someone to ask for directions, he just tries to be as chill as possible.

"... do you know which way is to Birch Hills?"

... just trying to pretend that there isn't some dead girl just a few steps behind him. It's all good..............................................

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[ well, she isn't who he's approaching, probably - kyouko knows her way around enough and might have gotten a more specific response, but when she sees the masked woman out of the corner of her eye she tenses in a way that is almost like jolting for her.

she knows that figure, so she stares and steps closer, uncertain, before she spots naegi. ]

- N - Makoto. [ not naegi-kun, even if the figure reminds her of how she "used" to call him. ] Are you all right...?

Kyouko?

[ naegi turns and-- just how long was kyouko there? this fog is so thick that he can barely tell who's around him ]

Yeah, I am. How about you? Have you ran into any...?

[ he trails off but it's clear that he's trying to reference all the strange things in the fog ]

I've repeatedly run into the Headmaster.

[ IT'S...annoying as fuck, apparently, from her tone. she doesn't sound concerned, exactly. ]

...Luckily, it's easy to trick that thing into blowing up and leaving me alone for a while.

The Headmaster?

[ it takes him a second but then he realizes who she's referring to ]

You mean Monokuma? He can... blow up?

[ ...oh. ]

I didn't mention that...? My mistake. But yes, he can. If violence is enacted against him, usually. I remembered it a while ago, but I suppose I never got around to bringing it up. It wasn't really relevant until he started stalking me in the fog.

[ why is dangan ronpa so fucking extra with the explosions and shit ]

That... sounds really bad! Are you okay? You didn't get hurt, did you?

[ she looks okay but he has to ask ]

No, I'm fine. It wasn't that hard to devise strategies to get it to explode away from me...in one case, I used it to take out someone else's "fear".

[ WHY IS SHE THIS WAY ]

...That said, the figure following you truly hasn't attacked you?

[ kyouko kirigiri is so fucking hardcore..................... but naegi looks back, trying to see if he can spot sayaka "i'm so dead" maizono and he does see her, though barely with the fog and how far off she is. she's peering behind a telephone pole like this tbh ]

[ he looks back at her and shakes his head ]

No, not yet, at least... [ he hopes she wouldn't but he has to be careful... ] I don't know what she wants. I wanted to approach her but I don't know if that's a good idea right now...

[ I'M SO MAD I CLICKED THAT LINK I KNEW BETTER AND YET ]

...Because I'm here? [ it's true she could change the variables... ]

[ LMFAO I'M SORRY at least you now know and can use this to scare other people ]

Yeah, I mean... I don't know if it's a good idea to approach her in general but what if she does something when I do? I can't try it, especially if you're here as well.

[ trying to talk to her from a distance clearly didn't do anything but what if he approaches her and she reacts like a spooked animal... he doesn't want to test it, especially if kyouko is here and she could possibly get hurt as well ]

It's not unwise to be cautious, but...I think you need to address it at some point. After all, if you don't, won't you just be followed like this all the time?

[ less concerned about herself and more about someone like stabbing naegi or smth tbh

he's the stabbable type ]

I guess you're right... all right, then can you stay here? I'll go try and talk to her.

[ he needs to make sure that she won't follow after him or anything because he wants her to be safe. he has to have her agree first before he does anything!! ]

[ what if no ]

...I'll follow and stop far enough away you can talk to her on your own, but near enough I can run over if I need to.

... okay, just be careful...

[ this is better than nothing (tho why is she like this). he'll slowly approach maideadzno while occasionally looking back to make sure that kyouko is keeping some distance from him but time to talk to the dead girl?? ]

Um, excuse me? Do you need help or someth--

[ and this is where kyouko was right. naegi is definitely the stabbable type and he shouldn't have gotten close to a girl who has a knife in her stomach. the moment he approaches and tries to talk to her, she grabs the knife and tries to use it against him. it's great ]

[ THIS IS WHY SHE IS LIKE THIS, NAEGI. THIS RIGHT HERE. WITH THE STABBABILITY. immediately kirigiri has to run over in her stupid heels, reaching out to drag him back. she also, like, has a pocketknife in her purse, and mace. she grabs for the mace first, honestly, although who knows if it will work on fog apparitions. ]

Makoto!

[ IT'S NOT HIS FAULT IF HE'S A WALKING, TALKING STABBING-DOLL!! naegi just barely misses the knife as kyouko pulls him back. the mace seems to work as maizono pulls back, silently covering her face ]

L-Let's go, Kyouko!

[ he probably doesn't need to say anything for them to start running but the mace doesn't seem to affect an already dead girl for long. as soon as they turn to get away, they'll see that she's right on their heels. can they outrun a ghost?? ]

- We may need to find my apparition!

[ look. exploding byakuya's nightmare stalker worked? but she's keeping a grip on naegi's arm to drag him along as they run, because she does not trust him not to trip and get stabbed, more, ]

[ she's absolutely right... she shouldn't let go of him because he'd probably just let himself get stabbed like the stabble person that he is. asides from that, she doesn't need to explain what her apparition is. he gets that pretty quickly ]

Right!

[ but trying to find a tiny robot bear in the fog is not an easy task. just how on earth can they find it...? naegi thinks that maybe calling out for it might work ]

Monokuma! Are you out there?!

[ A GOOD PLAN, BUT she modifies it: ]

- We have a question about the school rules! It's related to a murder...

[ may as well bluff her apparition out of the fog. rules, she think, matter...

and there's that distinctive laugh of upupupu. ]

[ "related to a murder" suddenly makes naegi feel nauseous, just thinking that in their other lives, they had to deal with being in not one but two mutual killing games and that people have actually murdered each other... it's still hard to swallow and accept and when hears that familiar upupupu, a cold shiver runs through his body ]

[ he doesn't say anything just yet, not until monokuma makes his appearance. plus, he's still trying to figure out how to get the bear close enough to the murderous dead girl and to explode them both so he's trying to rack his brain for that... ]

[ there's that BOING sound when monokuma pops up. you know the one. cue soundtrack?!

Upupupupu...

kyouko speaks quietly to naegi. ]

We're going to use you as bait. We just need to get her to attack him by accident.

[ i can't believe that kyouko kirigiri is already using makoto naegi as bait. naegi deserves better than this. he wants to go to another au where he doesn't know kirigiri ]

W-What? So should I just stand in front of him?

[ WHISPERING BACK ]

[ this is the better au because she's TELLING him about using him as bait instead of just doing it without telling him

i can't believe that makes this the better situation, what the fuck, ]

Please do.

[ GENTLY PUSHES HIM IN THAT DIRECTION A LITTLE BIT. ]

You just have to get out of the way before she strikes at you...

[ ... ]

I'll pull you out of the way, so just try talking to her again.

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