recolle | OPEN POST ♞ THE MONSTER MASH

WHO: Naegi and youuuuuuuuuuu
WHERE: Literally everywhere
WHEN: All of Oct
WHAT: Spider wallets, running away from luchador murderers, and creepy ghost stalkers
WARNINGS: None asides from Naegi screaming in most of these threads??

ONE

This nightmare starts off in a mostly-empty apartment. Asides from a very nice looking oak table with equally nice matching chairs, there's... not much else here. There's a random bean-bag in the middle of the living room and... yeah, that's it. This place is as empty as you can get so when there's a lone brown wallet sitting on the floor, it's pretty noticeable.

When looking at it from a distance, it seems to do nothing at all, just sitting there like a normal wallet. However, when it is approached, it suddenly stands up and reveals its super gross and long spider legs. Right at that point, one of the bedroom doors slams open and Naegi appears, looking dishevelled and tired. He then points dramatically at the wallet.

"Grab that wallet!!"

And with that, the wallet lets out an audible ! sound before scurrying away on its gross spider legs. It will run from one corner of the apartment to another. Do you chase after it? Do you step on it? What do you do???

TWO

The next nightmare takes place in a dim and eerie school hallway. There's absolutely no one in sight and there's a loud stomping sound, similar to the sound of heavy footsteps. It starts off slow at first but then it increases in speed, getting closer and closer. The source of the footsteps seem to just be beyond that corner and oh god it's--

"W-Whoa--!!"

--haha, jokes, it's just Naegi. However, with how quickly he was running and turning, he probably comes crashing into whoever had the misfortune of standing around the corner.

Have fun crashing to the floor.

THREE

In the fog, there can be a lot of dangerous and unusual things. For Naegi, he's been mostly suffering from the unusual part.

For the past couple of days whenever he stepped out of the house, Naegi has been having a creepy dead stalker (complete with a knife in the abdomen and all) silently following him from place to place. She hasn't been doing... anything in particular but just trailing behind him at a distance. He's tried to speak to her, even tried to get her help, but nothing. She refuses to speak and she seems content to just accompany him like some sort of lost puppy rather than attacking him like 99% of all the other creepy Japanese horror ghosts. He's quite unsettled by this, of course, but what... can he really do...

So, when he approaches someone to ask for directions, he just tries to be as chill as possible.

"... do you know which way is to Birch Hills?"

... just trying to pretend that there isn't some dead girl just a few steps behind him. It's all good..............................................

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[ Oh no. Naegi is here too, which means he's also trapped by the table. Daisuke needs to think... ]

Makoto, let's just... take the table with us. It's the fastest way. It's not that heavy, remember?

R-Right!

[ that honestly seems the best way to do it so naegi will grab onto the table so they can drag it out but as soon as they can try to move... the beanbag wraps itself around daisuke's leg and one of the wooden chairs grabs on both of them ]

"Us ToO! DoN'T LeAvE Us behINd AS wELL!!"

[ . . .

Daisuke feels so exasperated by how clingy these furniture are. ]

If you guys have hands and legs, why don't you move yourselves?!

[ honestly, the two of them probably should have died from smoke inhalation by this point but it's a nightmare so who cares about the details. they can just deal with all their furniture clinging onto them and the fire burning around them ]

"We don'T HavE SUcH LoNG LeGS as You!"

"Pleaseeeeee! You are our only hopeeeeeeeee!"

[ and with that, the other chairs start to appear then the desks from their rooms... it's becoming a real beauty and the beast scenario with all this living furniture. even the culinary comes jump by... ]

Daisuke, we-- we don't have time!

[ do they attempt to drag their entire home out (haha nah naegi's not strong enough for this), burn to death, or try to cut them and kick them off?? ]

[ It's one thing to be restricted of movement by furniture limbs, but to have them comment on his legs is so... awkward......... naegi, why are their furniture like this. He's already trying to get free again because he's already ditched the idea of taking them out. ]

Maybe if you guys didn't cling onto us, we could have gotten everyone out by now!

[ u g h

He tries to kick one of them off with the force equivalent to kicking down a door. ]

[ naegi isn't going to look at their furniture the same way again and daisuke has made the right choice trying to kicking one of them off because naegi starts doing the same. he starts prying off the hands of everything and attempting to throw all the tiny bits of furniture and utensils away. however... this seems to only anger everyone ]

"bEar piLe on THE TRAitoRs!!"

[ did daisuke ever want to know what it's like to be flattened by an oak table and then stabbed by forks and knives? because that's literally what's going to happen now ]

[ Holy shit. Everything hurts all of a sudden. It was one thing to get flattened by a huge table, but being stabbed repeatedly with forks and knives really hurts. It feels like he's dying.

Or maybe... he's already dying...? ~~cant believe he's already gonna die and it's not even that far in~~ ]

OPEN POST ♞ THE MONSTER MASH

screams longer than a year

dang we should have had a nightmare thread with daisuke and naegi on that ride

he would ditch it so fast

ditching and leaving his brother behind... traitor..............

naegi is coming with him, flashy thief style

do you really expect him to survive https://i.imgur.com/va8CSnw.jpg

god naegi HE WILL HELP YOU SURVIVE