kurosaki mafuyu ([personal profile] buncho) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-09-18 05:35 pm

[OPEN] something something not contraband this time

WHO: Mafuyu Kurosaki/open
WHERE: Recollé streets, your choice
WHEN: 9/19
WHAT: appearance/item regains
WARNINGS: none

i.
MAURICE!!!!! I NEED TO KILL YOU SO COME OUT HERE AND WE CAN TALK!!!

[ Like that's going to get whoever this poor Maurice guy to come out of the... mailbox. That's a mailbox Mafuyu is shouting her requests at, going from door to door and box to box, looking absolutely livid with newly silver hair and bright purple eyes like she came straight out of an anime that will never exist (please make an Oresama Teacher anime someday.....). It could be a wig and contacts, and I could swing a regain if somebody mistakes her hair for a wig and tries to tear it from her scalp (please and thank you), but it is unfortunately her real hair or she wouldn't be threatening murder in broad daylight this previously nice calm, Tuesday afternoon. ]


ii.a
[ But don't worry. Retrospec's got your back, Keepers of the Peace. The next mailbox Mafuyu yanks open, she's met with a face-full of letters and promptly shuts her up. Papercuts aren't even the worst of it; the contents are pretty painful to read too...

RNG one to pick up and read, or otherwise not at all- the latter might be safer because if it's one with her name on it, Mafuyu's going to punch you in the face and then take it back. ]


ii.b
[ Why does "Snow"s handwriting match the chicken scratch that is Mafuyu's... She doesn't really want to think about it. Mostly she just wants to burn the evidence, so if you're a relative stranger: ]

Hey, got a light on you?

[ Maybe let her know smoking is bad for her health. ]

ii.c
[ But if you're somewhat friends with her, classmates or whatever, maybe she'll spread these papers out before you and ask more seriously. ]

Read these and tell me: what is your first impression of this Mafuyu person?

[ wtf is this other Mafuyu's life that's also supposed to be her life, according to that whole mess of an info sharing meeting they had last month. ]


iii.
[ All things considered, purple eyes isn't the worst thing there is. Purple mean psychic right? And this month especially... ]

Hey! [ grabs your arm so there's no escape ] Think your credit card number at me, quick!
sotenbori: (dont give up)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya know, that might actually work.

[ majima no ]
judgementkazzy: (甘いキッスで)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-10-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I actually know how to drive a car like that. Safely, I mean.

[ Thanks, Yakuza 5. This is a horrible idea, but they are not deterred!! ]
sotenbori: (running now i close my eyes)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, how did we decide ya were gonna drive?

[ that one time he let her drive he could have died ]
judgementkazzy: (強烈な)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-10-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah-ha. Her logic is about to backfire. ]

It won't be a reenactment if we're not both driving.

[ ...right? ]
sotenbori: (letdowns will get you)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, you're right, it's probably better if we don't do that. Wouldn't want any of us ta get hurt.
judgementkazzy: (icon 72)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-10-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's true.

[ So much for logic. ]

What happens if you remember something and then you blank out, Mafuyu?
sotenbori: (i'm running and i've just enough)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-08 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we might wanna try an' do somethin'...a little safer.
judgementkazzy: (icon 74)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-10-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Right, it might be too dangerous if we drive our cars around. Let's try something a bit safer.

[ Like a fight! ]

You said you had super strength, right, Mafuyu?
sotenbori: (this is healthy and normal)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-08 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno who the fuck Zoro is, but I bet Kiryu-chan's stronger than him.
judgementkazzy: (kiwami)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-10-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kiryu smiles. He doesn't know this Zoro guy either, but he appreciates the vote of confidence. ]

We can fight, then. I can't lift cars either, so we're probably at the same level.
sotenbori: (the greatest the greatest)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-10-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's a stupid prize, I'm not gonna fight ta be able ta fight some rando. Ya can fight him if ya want to, Mafuyu-kun.