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[OPEN] something something not contraband this time
WHO: Mafuyu Kurosaki/open
WHERE: Recollé streets, your choice
WHEN: 9/19
WHAT: appearance/item regains
WARNINGS: none
i.
MAURICE!!!!! I NEED TO KILL YOU SO COME OUT HERE AND WE CAN TALK!!!
[ Like that's going to get whoever this poor Maurice guy to come out of the... mailbox. That's a mailbox Mafuyu is shouting her requests at, going from door to door and box to box, looking absolutely livid with newly silver hair and bright purple eyes like she came straight out of an anime that will never exist (please make an Oresama Teacher anime someday.....). It could be a wig and contacts, and I could swing a regain if somebody mistakes her hair for a wig and tries to tear it from her scalp (please and thank you), but it is unfortunately her real hair or she wouldn't be threatening murder in broad daylight this previously nice calm, Tuesday afternoon. ]
ii.a
[ But don't worry. Retrospec's got your back, Keepers of the Peace. The next mailbox Mafuyu yanks open, she's met with a face-full of letters and promptly shuts her up. Papercuts aren't even the worst of it; the contents are pretty painful to read too...
RNG one to pick up and read, or otherwise not at all- the latter might be safer because if it's one with her name on it, Mafuyu's going to punch you in the face and then take it back. ]
ii.b
[ Why does "Snow"s handwriting match the chicken scratch that is Mafuyu's... She doesn't really want to think about it. Mostly she just wants to burn the evidence, so if you're a relative stranger: ]
Hey, got a light on you?
[ Maybe let her know smoking is bad for her health. ]
ii.c
[ But if you're somewhat friends with her, classmates or whatever, maybe she'll spread these papers out before you and ask more seriously. ]
Read these and tell me: what is your first impression of this Mafuyu person?
[ wtf is this other Mafuyu's life that's also supposed to be her life, according to that whole mess of an info sharing meeting they had last month. ]
iii.
[ All things considered, purple eyes isn't the worst thing there is. Purple mean psychic right? And this month especially... ]
Hey! [ grabs your arm so there's no escape ] Think your credit card number at me, quick!
WHERE: Recollé streets, your choice
WHEN: 9/19
WHAT: appearance/item regains
WARNINGS: none
i.
MAURICE!!!!! I NEED TO KILL YOU SO COME OUT HERE AND WE CAN TALK!!!
[ Like that's going to get whoever this poor Maurice guy to come out of the... mailbox. That's a mailbox Mafuyu is shouting her requests at, going from door to door and box to box, looking absolutely livid with newly silver hair and bright purple eyes like she came straight out of an anime that will never exist (please make an Oresama Teacher anime someday.....). It could be a wig and contacts, and I could swing a regain if somebody mistakes her hair for a wig and tries to tear it from her scalp (please and thank you), but it is unfortunately her real hair or she wouldn't be threatening murder in broad daylight this previously nice calm, Tuesday afternoon. ]
ii.a
[ But don't worry. Retrospec's got your back, Keepers of the Peace. The next mailbox Mafuyu yanks open, she's met with a face-full of letters and promptly shuts her up. Papercuts aren't even the worst of it; the contents are pretty painful to read too...
RNG one to pick up and read, or otherwise not at all- the latter might be safer because if it's one with her name on it, Mafuyu's going to punch you in the face and then take it back. ]
ii.b
[ Why does "Snow"s handwriting match the chicken scratch that is Mafuyu's... She doesn't really want to think about it. Mostly she just wants to burn the evidence, so if you're a relative stranger: ]
Hey, got a light on you?
[ Maybe let her know smoking is bad for her health. ]
ii.c
[ But if you're somewhat friends with her, classmates or whatever, maybe she'll spread these papers out before you and ask more seriously. ]
Read these and tell me: what is your first impression of this Mafuyu person?
[ wtf is this other Mafuyu's life that's also supposed to be her life, according to that whole mess of an info sharing meeting they had last month. ]
iii.
[ All things considered, purple eyes isn't the worst thing there is. Purple mean psychic right? And this month especially... ]
Hey! [ grabs your arm so there's no escape ] Think your credit card number at me, quick!

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[ What's something she can help with too... ]
...a high speed car chase!
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[ majima no ]
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[ Thanks, Yakuza 5. This is a horrible idea, but they are not deterred!! ]
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[ """safely""" ]
Then I'll be driver 1, Kaz is driver 2— Majima, who do you want to ride with?
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[ that one time he let her drive he could have died ]
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It won't be a reenactment if we're not both driving.
[ ...right? ]
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Ah- but don't you have it when you remember something, you kinda blank for a second? You two should sit together to make sure whoever's driving doesn't crash! It's safer this way!
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[ So much for logic. ]
What happens if you remember something and then you blank out, Mafuyu?
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[ Just like her real memories! Her brain is a sieve, it only remembers promises for owed food and driving lessons. ]
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[ Like a fight! ]
You said you had super strength, right, Mafuyu?
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Yeah! I can't lift cars like Zoro can, but I'm pretty damn strong!
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We can fight, then. I can't lift cars either, so we're probably at the same level.
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