[OPEN] something something not contraband this time

[buncho]

WHO: Mafuyu Kurosaki/open
WHERE: Recollé streets, your choice
WHEN: 9/19
WHAT: appearance/item regains
WARNINGS: none

i.
MAURICE!!!!! I NEED TO KILL YOU SO COME OUT HERE AND WE CAN TALK!!!

[ Like that's going to get whoever this poor Maurice guy to come out of the... mailbox. That's a mailbox Mafuyu is shouting her requests at, going from door to door and box to box, looking absolutely livid with newly silver hair and bright purple eyes like she came straight out of an anime that will never exist (please make an Oresama Teacher anime someday.....). It could be a wig and contacts, and I could swing a regain if somebody mistakes her hair for a wig and tries to tear it from her scalp (please and thank you), but it is unfortunately her real hair or she wouldn't be threatening murder in broad daylight this previously nice calm, Tuesday afternoon. ]


ii.a
[ But don't worry. Retrospec's got your back, Keepers of the Peace. The next mailbox Mafuyu yanks open, she's met with a face-full of letters and promptly shuts her up. Papercuts aren't even the worst of it; the contents are pretty painful to read too...

RNG one to pick up and read, or otherwise not at all- the latter might be safer because if it's one with her name on it, Mafuyu's going to punch you in the face and then take it back. ]

ii.b
[ Why does "Snow"s handwriting match the chicken scratch that is Mafuyu's... She doesn't really want to think about it. Mostly she just wants to burn the evidence, so if you're a relative stranger: ]

Hey, got a light on you?

[ Maybe let her know smoking is bad for her health. ]

ii.c
[ But if you're somewhat friends with her, classmates or whatever, maybe she'll spread these papers out before you and ask more seriously. ]

Read these and tell me: what is your first impression of this Mafuyu person?

[ wtf is this other Mafuyu's life that's also supposed to be her life, according to that whole mess of an info sharing meeting they had last month. ]


iii.
[ All things considered, purple eyes isn't the worst thing there is. Purple mean psychic right? And this month especially... ]

Hey! [ grabs your arm so there's no escape ] Think your credit card number at me, quick!

Comments

[buncho]

[ Who's arm does she need to twist to make this a reality... She also needs to find club members, or delve right into canon and be all three members herself. Things to think about later, because both obstacles involve actually going to school and interacting with her classmates enough to be given trouble in the first place. ]

Nah. I think two of them's got a vendetta on me at this point, but we're cool. Kinda like friends? But they want to kill me.

[goen]

[ That sounds... right. He doesn't even look up from the letters. ]

Kill 'em first.

[ Life is just that simple. ]

The you in these letters sounds essentially the same, don't you think?

[ Maybe a little wilder, but then her entire school sounds kind of wild. ]

[buncho]

[ That's the plan. No mercy even for her friends.

She's about to protest about sounding essentially the same as her in the letters, grabbing one at random from the pile to prove Yato wrong, but it's "I won't fight again! Never! Just kidding!♪ —Mafuyu♥" and... yeah... ]

No, see, there's lots of things wrong! There's hearts everywhere!

[goen]

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to slip hearts into your text. When you need that extra little pop, a heart will never steer you wrong! You should give it a try. ❤

[buncho]

Fuck, no.♥

[goen]

See? Right there! Passive-aggressive hearts are just like smiles that say, "Drop dead, bastard!" It's like a dagger at the end of your sentence!

[buncho]

[ There are a lot of people who she's like to say that to, but hearts are still weird to imply, especially around people who have to text confirm with her "no hetero" before agreeing to do anything. ]

Didn't seem to work on you, anyways. Passive-aggressive sounds too complicated; I'd rather just be active-aggressive.

[goen]

That's 'cause I'm too strong for daggers.

[ yes he just said that despite the other thread ]

You can draw actual daggers then! It screams personality.

[buncho]

I have ninja stars I can pull out. Would that be cool enough?

[ No... She'll look like an otaku and that's the opposite image she's going for. But ha ha the looks on people's faces when she slits throats with ninja stars, that might be worth it ]

[goen]

[ mafuyu throwing stars aren't for throat slitting ]

You should do it. ✧

... You carry them on you?

[buncho]

[ In response, Mafuyu pulls the two stars out of her back pocket. Once upon a time, somebody had bought her a neat little leather pouch to keep them/her safe, but it's long been lost somewhere in her room and since she never sits down, this is fine. ]

[goen]

... How do those not poke holes in your pocket? I feel offended for physics.

[ just all of physics ]

[buncho]

[ Mafuyu waves off physics, blades flashing in the air, because she's above physics, aka doesn't understand it one bit. ]

Rules are meant to be broken. Physics has nothing on me.

[goen]

It hurts talking to you sometimes.

[ She roped him into this random conversation, but he remembers that he has somewhere to be. He shoves all the letters at her. ]

I gotta go. Don't put sharp stuff in your pocket.

[ hops away onto a nearby roof, also breaking the laws of physics tbh ]