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TEAM PETER PAN

READY: START.

Team Peter Pan roster: Albert Wesker, Dark Bakura, Goro Akechi, Karkat Vantas, Lord Light, Naoto Shirogane, Nobunaga Oda, Remilia Scarlet, Ritsu Sakuma, Shin Asuka, Shou Suzuki, Yoshiko Tsushima.

The city's been under siege for what feels like hours. It's only on August 3rd that you learn it's been a matter of days. Monsters begin pulling Retrospec users through portals left and right, large gaping holes in reality that spit you out in any given location around the city.

However, just as you think you're finally getting away, a large blue portal opens and you're snatched up. No amount of fighting and struggling will free you and soon the pressure is too great to ignore. Darkness fills your vision and the last thing you may remember is the sound of the open sea...

This is the Team Peter Pan Event Log. You are free to toplevel and thread as you choose on this log, but only team members may utilize this log. Important links to mod toplevels are: Mod Questions & Participation Reporting. Please be aware you are responsible for reporting your own participation & objective completion efforts with links; the moderators will try to keep up with threads, but as we are currently running several teams with participation, we require you to keep us up to date! Please read each of the toplevels and instructions!

The schedule for Team Peter Pan is as follows:

3RD: Objective 1 posted (9PM EST)
10TH: Objective 1 closes (8PM EST), Objective 2 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 2 wrap-up
17TH: Objective 2 closes (8PM EST), Objective 3 posted (9PM EST) | Objective 3 Part Two
24th: Objective 3 closes (8PM EST), Final city-wide log posted (9PM EST)

Objectives will be given in mod toplevels to this post with instructions; please check the log currently for Objective 1 to see how this will work.

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Ha ha, dude, that just leaves you with the octopus mouth.

[ do... octopuses have mouths?

probably???

how was the dude talking ]

[...... octopuses have beak-mouths that sounds

unpleasant?? That sounds very unpleasant, his face is discomfort to the extreme.]

Well... Let's try to avoid that bridge in the first place, then, for the peace of everyone's mind. I regret getting onto this topic in the first place now.

I'm sure if we do everything right then we won't have to fuck the octopus.

[ he suddenly covers his mouth, looking troubled. ]

... unless this is actually like a dating sim and doing everything right means we will fuck the octopus...

Maybe after you fuck the octopus you can vore it too and live out all your weird sexual fantasies.

[If they ever go home stay away from her daughter you degenerate.]

That's not even vore that's eating seafood you annoying shitbag.

[ maybe the real vore is the sushi we've had along the way. ]

Oh, sorry.

I don't understand the intricacies of your fetish since I'm not into it. Thanks for educating me.

Have you ever once said a thing that isn't awful in your entire life?

[ pot, kettle ]

Well, I say "Good morning" to Sakura every morning.

Does that count?

Christ almighty. I do not want to end up reenacting "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife."

Maybe if Karkat could keep himself under control we wouldn't have to worry about it.

But here we are.

[ She gives Karkat a look, and sighs. ]

Is he always like that?

[She has no idea.]

Absolutely.

[She puts an arm around Émilie's shoulders and turns away with her, like it's all hush hush.]

Actually, he's the worst kind of degenerate...I don't know why they even let him out in public, honestly. I'd keep an eye on him.

[Despite this, she isn't whispering at all. He can probably hear all of this.]

[ yelling from where he's standing with goro: ]

Anya wouldn't appreciate you spreading rumors about me you short fuck!

[ She'll just go along with that. And ignore Karkat's yelling. ]

Like what, one of those... hm, otaku?

I CAN HEAR YOU.

[Honestly in that regard she's far worse than Karkat.

But.

Let's just.

Not mention that, good plan.]

Sort of...I've already said too much, really. He keeps talking about resorting to cannibalism at the drop of the hat, so I don't want to give him an excuse.

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scarlet_devil - 2017-08-16 01:19 (UTC) - Expand

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[fuck off karkat]

Well fuck you too, buddy.

[ he has no idea what she said. ]

notbunaga - 2017-08-15 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

Not it.

[JUST. PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.]

I'm not it either.

[ he looks at everyone else... and points at shin. ]

He can take one for the team. Glad we got this figured out.

[............. sorry shin, goro's not gonna look at you. you're the protag now.]

Yes, very glad. It's best to have foresight in situations like this so we're not all scrambling to find a sacri... ah, to find someone brave enough to deal with the possible future.

Exactly. We can't base all our choices on split second decisions here. Wow, look at this teamwork! I'm so proud of this group.

[ why is this group filled with assholes. ]

I want you all to know that you're a certified asshole and were we NOT in a shitty situation I'd have throttled you by now.

[ He loves you too asshole ]

[Pfft-- He needs to try and not laugh, he needs to be Professional, he has the most shit-eating smile right now.]

I'm sure it won't come to that, Asuka. The bride presumably has a groom to wed and her father would never ruin his precious daughter's big day. [...] It's after the ceremony that we should worry.

We'll definitely be long gone before that unless everything goes horribly wrong.

[ ... probably ]

twostringsonebow - 2017-08-15 13:11 (UTC) - Expand