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[voideity]

WHO: Roxy Strider, and you!
WHERE: Various places in Recollé.
WHEN: Between the third and tenthish, probably.
WHAT: A lemonade stand, a sandcastle, caroling, an obstacle course, and a wildcard option. Basically, a bingo catchall.
WARNINGS: F-bombs aside, Roxy is fairly PG.

july 6th. lemonade, feat. beyonce

[ lemonade stands. a summer staple for young girls across 'merica. for some dumb as reason since lemon is pretty tart and not really refreshing?? but whatever.

if you're at the park today in viea village, you will find an almost decent LEMONAIDE STAND *ade $2.50 in a nice shadey spot. but instead of being run by some cute, small children it's run by a 20yo woman wearing a a crop top and blasting beyonce from a bluetooth speaker shaped like a cat. but there is lemonade! one of those pitchers with spouts is full of the yellow stuff. there is a second one with pink lemonade, as well. there's a stack of white paper cups.

at passerby, the "aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?" woman is saying, ] Lemonade! Fresh homemade lemonade, made with the FRESHEST of actual lemons that were just dancin' this morning! Get it here folks.

[ beneath the table one can fairly easily spot the box of crystal light drink mixes. there's also an 80% chance she used the drinking fountains for water... listen, she's drinking it? it's safe?? ]

july 7th. sandcastles in the sky

[ are you at the beach today? is your eye drawn to odd sand-structures? then you're in luck, because there is a girl in a pink bikini and short shorts trying to build a sand... something

a castle, maybe? it looks like roxy has taken some design tips from picasso. being that she's 5'6, the piles of sand seem to be reaching that as well. the trouble is apparently making it look like a castle. there's also patches of beach that are clearly missing sand. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BUILD A 5'6" SANDCASTLE?? ]

july 7th, evening. never gonna let you down

[ do you live in a nondescript apartment building somewhere that I'm being vague about so as to allow for wiggleroom in who replies? then you might not want to answer the door this evening when you hear a knock.

but if you do answer it, you will find a young blonde woman. she's holding a a sheet of music. she begins to sing. ]

We're no strangers to looooooove. You know the rules and so do I do I. A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

[ her voice is actually decent, but she goes a bit high and a little... someone singing the national anthem at a football game is comparison. she's really putting in the soul??? THE PASSION. will you let her even get to the part everyone knows, person? ]

july 8th. obstacle course

[ at the park again? then get ready to wonder why there are a fuckton of pumpkins and green gray cubes covering a section of grass. like, somewhere between 300-500 of each, uh. they appear to be organized into some sort of... obstacle course.

the course features: a few cube walls to be jumped over, a pumpkin hopscotch, cube stepping stones, a pumpkin-and-cube staircase leading to the monkey bars, the entire playground is apparently an option to run through before you hit a waist-high wall of pumpkins and cubes sturdily stacked agaisnt a bench.

and you may approach just in time to see a blonde girl try to dramatically leap over the final wall... only to miss and catch her foot on the bench sending it all, and herself, crashing to the grassy knoll below. ] MOTHERFUCK--

[ roxy there are CHILDREN around holy shit ]

wildcard

[ or hit me with something else. roxy's own bingo card is here, so if you'd like a square hit me up at mercurialfelines. ]