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OPEN | A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN'T GET NO BINGO FROM ME
WHO: YOU AND my losers (Akira Kurusu ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
maskreant and Takumi Minamoto botamochi)
WHERE: everywhere, but open prompts are at their respective workplaces, Catmosphere Cafe and SOYOKAZE.
WHEN: all over the place but definitely after 7/3
WHAT: Middle square bingo... and dumb bingo stuff
WARNINGS: puns and animal ears
EXTRA: bingo cards! if you want me to grant any of yours, go ahead. if you want to fill in any of the empty blanks, too, then write it on your subject... header... with the character.
SOYOKAZE with takumi
maskreant and Takumi Minamoto botamochi)WHERE: everywhere, but open prompts are at their respective workplaces, Catmosphere Cafe and SOYOKAZE.
WHEN: all over the place but definitely after 7/3
WHAT: Middle square bingo... and dumb bingo stuff
WARNINGS: puns and animal ears
EXTRA: bingo cards! if you want me to grant any of yours, go ahead. if you want to fill in any of the empty blanks, too, then write it on your subject... header... with the character.
SOYOKAZE with takumi
[ Usually, Mizuki Sena would be the face of the restaurant in the typical mascot gear. Animal ears, animal tail, Japanese clothing... Doesn't look like it's only him today. Takumi is unfortunately dressed up in kemonomimi alongside his friend and pomeranian (Momo is dressed up, too), hanging outside of the restaurant and passing out flyers/pamphlets to promote their new menu items. Noodles. Udon. Zaru soba for the summer!Catmosphere Café with akira
He's all smiles, expression bright and generally chipper. Even though his hair and eye color changed completely, he has to work. ]
Hello! SOYOKAZE is offering a 15% discount. Not only that, we have a shaved ice challenge available this month. Conquer the mountain and win one session of all-you-can-eat sushi. [ This is humiliating. ] If you have any questions, I'm here for you.
[ For a second, he flashes the bingo card on his phone, a sign that he's doing this dumb game to anyone that recognizes it. ]
[ The purrista is enjoying his day inside the building with all the cats. With ears on his head, he's working the siphons and brews with ease between taking orders. If you're outside, peering in with a curious look, he'll approach you to coax you in. If you're already here, he'll be taking your order. Either way, there is no escape from all the cats as they rub against your legs and pine for your attention. ]
May I have a mewment?
[ Yes. He went there. ]
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[ Only because your build doesn't really allude to your appetite? Anyway, Takumi bows out and heads to the kitchen. It takes a couple of minutes before he comes out with this towering shaved ice...
It's matcha flavored, with a couple of scoops of matcha ice cream, some adzuki beans, mochi, and a drizzle of condensed milk. Silver must start on his mark. Three. Two. One. ]
Eat!
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-Silver is pretty damn active, despite his complete lack of interest in any proper sports.
-This is a damn challenge, and Silver is absolutely not a quitter.
-He absolutely loves ice cream and frozen treats in general.
-Totodile's been eating most of his food lately, and this is the first meal he's had completely to himself in a month and a half.
-Somehow, despite all odds, when I RNG'd to see how hilariously poorly this would go, Silver rolled a perfect 100.
He takes a quick picture of it before the countdown, and then after the countdown, he... Stares at it for a little. Has he lost his nerve? What's going on? He puts a hand over his mouth- maybe he's realized the magnitude of what he's trying to do here? No, that doesn't seem right. He doesn't tear up by any means, but the level of admiration he gives the shaved ice makes it look like he's about to cry. But he closes his eyes, collects himself, and...
Tears into the mountain like an absolute god damn savage, leaving no prisoner in his wake.]
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[ Takumi watched with wide eyes as Silver just... Demolishes the mountain? A little concerned, he's thinking over what kind of lifestyle this guy has led? What is even going on?
... He has to slow down eventually, right? At this right, he might get a brain freeze or vomit. Quickly, he goes to get the mop and have it close to the counter opening. ]
If you need water, we'll refill... for you, I guess.
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Don't worry, I won't get sick.
[...And that's all he really gets out before he continues on his savage path, not slowing down in the least until he's reaching the tail end of the mountain. Fortunately, he hasn't gotten sick or dealt with brain freeze. He just sips on some water to wash things down before going to finish it off like this was a perfectly sane thing to do.]
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Are you a monster?
[ JUST. WONDERING. ]
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[He makes vague... Ghosty gestures with his hands- ghosts aren't quite monsters, but they're spooky, it's close enough- while maintaining a straight face.]
I'm not a monster. I was just hungry.
[Which may be more spooky than his shitty ghost impression.]
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[ Still, he'll applaud like the rest of the customers in the restaurant. ]
You've conquered the challenge, so you get a session of all-you-can-eat sushi on whichever they you choose.
[ ... ]
That isn't today, is it?
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[Even savagery has its limits. ...It does mean that he'll bring back more savagery some other day, but at least Takumi is spared from more carnage today.]
Do I have to pick a day now, or do I get some cute little coupon?
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You don't have to pick today, but I can give you a digital coupon. It'll only work for you, though. No transfers.
[ ... ]
Not that I think you'll cough this up to someone else. Did you not eat breakfast?
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I didn't. Aoi's a monster. But that's fine, because Aoi can't help me with shaved ice mountains or all you can eat sushi.
[He looks so proud of himself...]
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Your friend probably can't, but I don't see anything wrong with getting some stuff you couldn't finish to go for them.
[ BUT THAT SOUNDS SO EASY— ]
Of course I'm not going to let you order a lot and just take it home. Maybe you should bring them along and pay for one roll for them. Then they can watch you eat your way to heaven.
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[...Totodile probably wouldn't eat his hands... Maybe... Right? But either way, it gets the point across. In fact-]
He'd probably eat your hands.
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I can't tell if you're serious or joking... Hands are not nutritious at all.
[ ... ]
I also need my hands.
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[It does not at any point occur to Silver to explain himself.]
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I don't think you can get fired if you're dead—Suzukaze, was it...? I would report your friend. That kind of deviant activity should be monitored.
[ he doesn't know he called a cute crocodile a deviant but it's okay ]
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I'm not reporting my crocodile to anyone. What's the matter with you?
[Aoi's a good growing boy with a big appetite, okay-]
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This is Aoi.
[He turns a little in the ball to look at Takumi, but otherwise goes back to sitting and crossing his arms; his expression isn't changing much, but it's obvious that he's grumpy that he didn't get to do the shaved ice challenge too.]
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OH.
IT's the fucking weird animals from Silver's drawings? Not specifically this one, but he kind of ties it all together. ]
So your animal friends are real...
[ Speechless. ]
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[...Maybe he shouldn't be calling Totodile cute on every occasion but at the same time, look at him.]
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It is cute. ]
I don't know if the one with the blank star is as cute as the crocodile you're showing, to be honest.
[ He's thinking they must all be this small? ]