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recolle2017-07-05 03:27 pm
digthefuzz) wrote in recolle2017-07-05 03:27 pm
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Bingo/Other June Stuff Catchall! [OPEN]
WHO: Kurt Wagner and Yooouuuu?!
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary
A. You Know the Rules
[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?
He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]
We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!
[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.
Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want!Or try to file a complaint]
B. Classic Rock
[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!
He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.
After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]
Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!
C. Role Models
[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]
Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!
D. Wildcard
[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
goreo!
I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary
A. You Know the Rules
[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?
He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]
We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!
[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.
Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want!
B. Classic Rock
[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!
He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.
After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]
Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!
C. Role Models
[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]
Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!
D. Wildcard
[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at
I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]
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So what is it? Which bingo is your name-o?
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[ thankfully, he keeps his notebook handy: it's right on the kitchenette, which is near the entrance. taking a moment to lean out of the doorframe, he'll reappear with it in hand and gets busy to flipping amongst its pages. ]
[ he doesn't look excited at all about this... ]
I gotta read to you an ode, so buckle up. [ because it's gonna be intense.
except not really. ]
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An ode? Alright, man. Bring it on!
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Oh Janet,
I'm sure you're a real nice lady
So I'd hope your death's not too crazy
'Cause keepin' a guy like Jim 'round
Probably ain't the most sound
The solution is to just kill him quick
That way, we can all just be done with y'all's shtick.
[ there we are ]
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Wow! Pretty dark. But... I can't argue with its existence!
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[ he tried to keep it "nice"; that's the fruits of his labor. ]
I don't hate 'em that much, mind you. [ a little bit. ] Just gotta learn to mind their own businesses more.
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Totally. That guy's just asking to be hassled about it with everything he's putting out there!
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[ his smile is a bit thin. ]
Anyway— Thanks for your help; I won't keep you much longer. [ he extends a hand to shake. ] I'm John.
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[He'll take his hand and shake it!]
Good to meet you! My name's Kurt.
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[ he tucks his notebook under his arm to tip his hat adieu. ]
See you 'round.
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