Bingo/Other June Stuff Catchall! [OPEN]

[digthefuzz]

WHO: Kurt Wagner and Yooouuuu?!
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary

A. You Know the Rules

[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?

He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]

We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!

[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.

Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want! Or try to file a complaint]

B. Classic Rock

[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!

He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.

After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]

Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!

C. Role Models

[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]

Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!

D. Wildcard

[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at goreo!

I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]

Comments

[digthefuzz]

[He nods along with that reasoning. It makes sense... and he's sort of thinking similar things even if he's trying to sound cool about it.]

Sure! Like, what, a giant banana?

[parodeity]

A giant banana actually sounds pretty easy, so why not? Unless you wanna get, like, difficult and try to make a giant pool floaty dog?

[digthefuzz]

Whoa, we can't settle for something easy. Let's throw that banana in the trash...

And giant pool floaty dog it is! Now that's using your noodle!

[parodeity]

If we follow the principles of makin' a balloon dog animal with like, balloons, it might be easier?

[digthefuzz]

Ah yes, Intro to Balloon Dog Animals.

[He cracks his fingers.]

Well, let's give it a try!

[Kurt picks up two noodles and tries to experiment with twisting them around each other.]

[parodeity]

Do you know how to make balloon dog animals?

[ dave will be sorting out red pool noodles to use...he has a theme ]

[digthefuzz]

[He pauses and then drops his two purple noodles with a defeated slump.]

I've got no clue!

[At least they look like a pretzel now?]

[parodeity]

Ok, well, you kinda have to like...we need at least two long pool noodly sculpture things, so let's tie a bunch together??

[digthefuzz]

When you put it like that, it doesn't sound so hard... alright, man! Let's do it to it!

[Now back to tying some noodles together!]

[parodeity]

[ dave will also be doing his part here! he actually does know how to make a balloon dog for some ungodly reason so when they have enough "balloons" he will start to twist? ]

[digthefuzz]

[And shout!]

Whoooa! Dave, you got this?

[parodeity]

Yeah! ...Although this is the only animal I know how to make. I had a like, you know those how to books with kits? Once I had one for balloon animals but this is the only one I ever mastered.

[digthefuzz]

And here I was starting to think you that you were a clown's apprentice afterschool or something... But hey, that's pretty neat! The dog's the most important shape anyway.

[parodeity]

I did also recently learn to juggle? Maybe I should look into this clown apprenticeship thing.

[digthefuzz]

Awesome! You know, you may have found your calling. I'd say you're pretty great clowning around!

[parodeity]

But if I become a clown, you should, too?

[digthefuzz]

You're right. I won't just leave you hanging, man!

[He holds out a fist for a fist bump.]

Just call me Kurt Wagner, down to clown!

[parodeity]

[ FIST BUMP RETURNED also this pool sculpture dog sure is looking. like a thing. ]

It occurs to me, however, that my skills don't go past balloons?

[digthefuzz]

I'm sure that the other ways of clownery will come to you in time!

[He watches the sculpture come together as he speaks.]

Ohhh man, think she's almost done?

[parodeity]

I think so. I mean...it didn't say the sculpture had to be a masterpiece, right?

[digthefuzz]

True that! Let's save the fine craftmanship for the coffee mugs.

[parodeity]

I'm actually really lookin' forward to that class?

[digthefuzz]

Same, man! We're going to go to that class and raise the roof! And hopefully our grades.

[parodeity]

So, did the square mark itself off or does it not approve of our art?

[digthefuzz]

[He checks his phone... and offers a thumbs up.]

Dude!! We got it! Our art's da bomb!