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Drunk Mermaid Therapy - Closed

WHO: Jirou and Fai (with a guest appearance by Kaiba later)
WHERE: Jirou's place
WHEN: The night of the prom
WHAT: Fai is a sad, sad person. So Jirou is going to cheer him up with getting to be drunk hot tub mermaids.
WARNINGS: Two drunk people in a hot tub. Mentions of possible nudity (nothing is going to happen beyond them taking a bath). Stupidity. Glitter. Everywhere.

Fai had sent him a text earlier expressing how he was feeling sad and lonely. Jirou was worried but Fai hadn't seemed to want to talk about it. Well, that was okay as long as he could offer some way to distract him for a bit. That seemed to be what he needed most right now.

And he had just the thing for that!

Makeup and glitter and jewels and hair pins were all over the table in his room and the hot tub in his bathroom was full warm water. And bubbles. There were so many bubbles in that hot tub. Probably because he'd decided to run the jets for a little bit which had moved the water spectacularly. Jirou hardly cared about the messes they were going to make in their drunken states. Nope, if anything got ruined he could just replace it. No big deal. Besides, Fai's smile was more important than material things. That was his opinion anyway.

Hair down and currently only wearing a loose pair of pants, he flitted about his place with one of the many sweet drinks he'd made up for them (those were scattered strategically around the hot tub so they'd have something always within reach no matter what) until he heard the door. Grabbing something off the table, he immediately went to his door to open it and dangled some keys before Fai. "Welcome to your home away from home! These are for you!" And he held out the drink in his hand. "And this too. Now all we need to do is get makeup and lose our clothes and we'll be the prettiest drunk mermaids!"

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There had indeed been such a text earlier in the day, because Fai's life was starting to feel a bit like a trainwreck (a feeling he was all too familiar with, and hadn't missed at all) and Kaiba's late-night text the previous night had been the final nail in the coffin. So while everyone else in the bloody city was going off to be social at prom, Fai was going to go stay with his new best friend, play with makeup, and get wasted.

(Some small, rational part of his mind recognized the warning signs of substance abuse, because he'd been down this road before, but that small part had to contend with stalking, a new memory surfacing that scared the shit out of him, running into his ex on multiple occasions, and the realization that he hadn't actually been on a date in something like two years.)

He actually drove to work for once, so shortly after his last appointment of the day, Fai arrived at Jirou's place in a respectable blazer and slacks and not-pink shoes, with his ever-present messenger bag slung over his shoulder.

The keys weren't entirely a surprise, because Jirou had mentioned them already, but the combination of keys and a drink brought an instant smile to Fai's face. He took both, tried a sip of the drink, and beamed.

"You are absolutely magical, you know that?"

"Apparently I'm a divine being! I remembered that earlier today. Maybe that's why I'm magical!"

He giggled then waved him inside to his room, long hair flitting behind him as he practically pranced there. He was excited to show him the setup and he wanted to make sure that Fai was very comfortable. Because whether or not he was ready to talk about what was wrong, Jirou planned to be there for him so he could see that smile be on his face tonight rather than a sort of heaviness.

"Come here! I got all my things out for this and made sure all of it was waterproof! Well except for the glitter. That will just everywhere anyway."

Jirou grabbed up another glass for himself. Delicious.

Fai blinked for a moment at the statement. Divine...? Okay, sure. Fai wasn't actually certain he'd ever seen Jirou sober, so he just chalked the 'divine being' bit up to having started their drinking binge a little (or a lot) early. All part of the Jirou Experience™ as he was coming to understand it. Besides, right now Jirou was offering glitter and alcohol and that sounded infinitely better than the day Fai had been having.

He trailed after the other man, finding a convenient, out of the way spot to drop his bag, and shrugged out of his blazer. "I am so glad I have tomorrow off," he sighed happily. "If I wake up before noon we have clearly done something wrong tonight. Do you want me to make you up first?"

"Well my clothes are more off than yours so that sounds fun!" Plopping himself down onto a cushioned seat, he took a long drink from his glass then sighed. Simply delicious. Not his favorite which was sake but still so delicious anyway. Jirou then set it aside so it wouldn't get in Fai's way. "You can do anything you want! With my hair too if you like!"

And then look at him. He was sitting still like a good boy. Perfectly ready to be painted up properly. "I have makeup and jewels and glitter. And there's some fabrics if you want to make patterns."

It was true--Fai was still far too overdressed for the occasion. Besides, if he could get Jirou's makeup and hair done while he was still relatively sober and put-together, then he could fall apart at his leisure while Jirou worked on him afterward.

Still, the kind and amount of makeup that was going to be required for mermaids meant that wearing his white button-down was probably a terrible idea, if he ever wanted to be able to wear the shirt to work again. So while Jirou settled himself and Fai surveyed the makeup and fabrics available he popped the buttons on his shirt and then tossed it aside.

(And then took another long pull from the deliciously sugary and fruity drink Jirou had made for him.)

After some deliberation, he nodded. "Okay, I think I have a plan." Makeup would come first, so he took a minute to carefully pin Jirou's long hair back before grabbing one of the makeup sponges.

"Hooray! A plan!" Jirou hummed and tilted his head forward to make it easier for Fai to do what he needed to do. Not to mention put his face into better lighting. Lighting was important for makeup, after all! Any drag queen worth their salt knew that much. Since they'd both had or still had fans, obviously they knew the basics of that which put them on the right path for sure.

"You know what would be pretty? If you had pinks and purples. They would make your eyes pop!" He resisted the urge to nod his head. Mainly because it would really mess up the work that Fai was going to be putting into this! "You wanted to do blues and greens on me so then we'd be mermaids but different."

It had been years since Fai had actually done a show, since before the attack, but he'd been a drag queen long enough to know his way around a makeup table. After a light base of primer and foundation to even out Jirou's already near-perfect skin, Fai started on the other man's eyes first. Blue for the eyelids, a dramatic swath of color much heavier and brighter than one would normally wear (except to a drag show, because drag queens were nothing if not dramatic), and then Fai reached for a length of fishnet to hold over Jirou's skin while he extended the blue out toward the hairline and up toward the temples. The fishnet material would make the blue look scaled when he was done.

"I do love pink," Fai confessed with a light laugh. He tended to wear blues because they were easy and they looked good with his coloring, but blue had never been his favorite color. "Pink and purple would be perfect! We are going to look amazing."

"Is pink your favorite color?" Pink. He had some pink things. And he could string some pretty pink pearls into his hair. That would look so pretty. Especially with his hair being on the short side compared to his own. Honestly it would help them to stand out more when they popped up like that. Maybe he could lend him some of his pink things to him to make sure that he always had some pink things for his wardrobe too.

"I think purple is my favorite. Red is second place though." They also looked really good on him and that was definitely important. Eyes closed, he settled into enjoying the feel of the brushes on his skin, the netting as well as it was held firmly there.

"Pink suits you."

"Hmm~ I guess it might be! I like a lot of colors, but I really like pink. I also like green and red too, but I don't think I look very good in red." Red was better suited to other people, where Fai could sit back and admire it on them instead.

Fai paused in his work to offer Jirou's drink up to him, so the other man could take a sip without having to move, then started on a vivid streak of blue underneath the cheekbones to match the ones on Jirou's eyes. More scaling here, and a dash of glittery powder over the top to bring out the texture.

"You do look very nice in red! Although you look gorgeous in anything I've ever seen you wear," Fai added, grinning. "I have my pink shoes, but I try not to wear more than a pink button-down every now and again to work. I don't think my co-workers would mind--I'm pretty sure they all know me well enough by now anyway--but clients can be a different story."

Oh! That was a nice surprise! Of course he took that sip of the drink and hummed happily as he swallowed. He was going to have to remember to make sure that Fai got his own drinks while they were doing this. Licking his lips, he let his eyes flutter open for a moment.

"People can be weird. But at long as you don't hide what makes you happy." Jirou smiled at him and rested a hand on Fai's arm. Gently, so he wouldn't upset what he was doing with the make up that he happened to be doing.

"Tonight though you'll get to wear plenty that makes you happy. And drink as much as you like too. My bed is huge so there's room for sleepy cuddles or sleeping alone."

Finished with the eyes and cheeks, Fai had moved on to sweep some of the blue down onto Jirou's chin and below onto his neck, and was just moving to trade the blue for black to emphasize Jirou's eyes when he felt the hand on his arm. It wasn't a disruptive touch by any stretch, but Fai still paused.

Not hide what made him happy... Jirou didn't know him well enough (did anyone?) to know that the very concept was a joke. Music made him happy, but music was his past--except for that little sliver of a lifeline Kaiba had thrown him. But Fai didn't want to think about Kaiba right now. Performing had made him happy, but he lived in fear that someone was going to recognize him, that the wrong people were going to recognize him from those days.

Helping kids made him happy, so at least there was that. And having a friend to drink and be silly with, and not think less of him for it... that was proving to be priceless.

"Ah, I tend to get a bit cuddly when I'm drunk," he laughed, moving again to grab for the mascara and eyeliner. "As you've probably noticed! But really, thank you for all of this. I really appreciate it."

"Cuddling is great. I'll happily cuddle with you!"

Jirou laughed a bit and let it go, just opening and closing his eyes as needed now that his eyes were being finished off. Once they were done though, he blinked his eyes a few times, just batting them to dry the mascara before looking up at Fai. Yes, purples and pinks were what he wanted to do. Maybe with a nice pink lip.

"Do I look pretty as a mermaid?"

Of course he did. But that hardly meant he didn't enjoy hearing someone tell him as much.

There, Jirou's eyes were perfect. Matching blue lips and a few extra little sparkly bits around the eyes, and Fai set the brushes down and took a step back, hands on his hips, to admire his handiwork.

Yep. He had a great canvas to work with, and Fai clearly still knew his stuff when it came to makeup. He grinned. "All I have to say is, they should have made the cartoon about you instead of that redhead. You look gorgeous!" Jirou's hair was still clipped up in several places--Fai moved to take the clips out, to finish up the look with prettier accessories: a sparkly clip, a string of jewels. Glitter galore. "It's a good thing we're staying in tonight or all the boys would be swarming you, and I'd never get you to myself!"

As soon as Fai was finished, Jirou was grabbing a mirror then giggling. "Oh woooow! I do look so gorgeous!"

He stood and did a turn before grabbing Fai's hands to bring him over to sit down. It was his turn too. "FaiFai! It's your turn now! Sit, sit!"

Jirou was already reaching to help get that pretty hair pinned back so he could start on getting his makeup done. Already he'd decided on what he wanted to do and he just knew that the other had the perfect features to pull it off. Besides that it would be fun to have his friend wear the color he loved so much!

"Oh and here is your drink!" He made sure to hand that to him so that way Fai could have all the drinks he wanted while he started working.

So what if Fai had been having a shitty, lonely, depressing day before this? And so what if he'd only known Jirou a couple of weeks? His new friend was always upbeat, always smiling--and probably not the fake kind of smiles Fai sometimes used, either. Fai was happy to make his new friend smile, and if he were being honest, there was always something appealing about sparkles and pretty things. Even just being near them.

And now that he'd taken his turn, dressed Jirou up in makeup and glitter and jewels, now he could relax and get thoroughly drunk and be pretty in the process. Today was definitely looking up.

He laughed aloud at the nickname and sat as directed, taking a long pull from his drink while Jirou fiddled with his hair. "I'm glad you like it! I'm not much of a photographer, but I'll get some pictures of you when we're all finished here."

"We'll need pictures of you too. You are a beautiful mermaid as well! Well, almost. You will be once I'm finished."

Jirou laughed and got that base on first. The nice foundation to make sure that all of this went on evenly. Fai was much like himself and had basically flawless skin but it could still be nice to have a good base to work with. Besides, he liked how this color looked on him.

Humming softly, he started to work some color onto his eyes after, making sure to give enough time for Fai to be able to have lots of drinks between.

"Oh we should take some after we get in the bath!"

"All right," Fai laughed. "It would be a terrible shame to waste such pretty mermaids with no pictures! And maybe if any of the ones of you turn out good enough, you could post them somewhere online for promotion! It won't exactly be the professional photographer we talked about, but you'll still be gorgeous~"

Fai settled in and closed his eyes as Jirou swept foundation over his skin, and as soon as the other man started on his eyes he reached for his drink again. Thank goodness for straws. He was absolutely happier than he'd been this morning, but that didn't mean a steady stream of alcohol wasn't going to make things even better.

He giggled at the thought of pictures in the bath. "I don't know, mon lapin, if we make these too racy you might give half the city nosebleeds when they see them~"

"But wouldn't that be fun? It would be so silly!" Jirou laughed, blending colors together to make them more vibrant. Purple to pink with just a hint of blue. He wanted to make those pretty eyes of his just pop! Of course he made sure to add some shimmer and some glitter before finding which netting he wanted to use for the rest of his face.

"Besides, I show off a lot at some of my shows so it's not too different, right?"

Jirou was shameless. That was really all there was to it.

"Ah, that's true~" Jirou didn't work exclusively at a burlesque club the way Fai had several years ago, but Fai had been to a few of Jirou's shows and there was definitely some burlesque involved. Makeup was old hat to both of them, and apparently so was showing off a bit (or a lot) of skin. "Maybe a little, then. We can't give them too much of you, though! Have to keep them wanting more~"

Fai actually wouldn't be a half-bad promoter, if he didn't already have so many other irons in the fire.

"My bestie would make sure no one did anything terrible!" He had such confidence in that fact. Of course he didn't comment further on the fact and simply went about working on the makeup some more. Purple close to the hairline and slowly getting into pink then lighter still. Just to soften the look towards the eyes with the netting making the scales come out.

"But see? This is why you should be my manager! Then you'd have so much money to do anything you wanted ever! With me or for yourself!"

Man, Fai was really going to have to meet this 'bestie' of Jirou's some day. The guy sounded really nice--and if Jirou liked him so much, Fai couldn't imagine that he wouldn't.

Carefully, so as not to jostle the delicate work going on around his face, Fai laughed. "Honestly, I would love to! But I already work, and I'm going to school part-time, and I have another project on the side of all of that. And I have to make sure my neighbor remembers to eat once in a while. And my kitties need snuggles occasionally. If I add any more projects to the list I'll never sleep at all!"

"Well I meant instead but that's okay!" He laughed but whether he was serious or not was a mystery. Jirou was usually so silly most probably wouldn't believe when he was actually serious. So oh well. Whether or not he meant it at least they were having a good time here!

Having himself another drink, he went and added some highlight to that after. Oh and glitter. It was all about the glitter for the both of them. Then he was making sure to get liner and lashes done. Mainly because he was deciding on the perfect shade for lips still.

"It's a good thing there's even more drinks in the bathroom. We can keep drinking without having to grab more."

As soon as Jirou wasn't directly applying anything to his face, Fai shook his head with a slight smile. "It's a nice thought, but I can't just drop everything. I have people counting on me." He would elaborate more, but Jirou had already laughed it off, and it would sort of break the spirit of their evening here. They were shooting for silly and drunk and carefree, not talking about responsibilities.

He made sure to close his eyes when the glitter started flying, lest he end up blinded by sparkles. "I'll gladly help out here and there if you need me, though! Just let me know if you need a hand with anything. It's the least I can do after you've been so kind."

More drinks in the bathroom, perfect! Fai hurried to drain the last of his current drink while Jirou was still deciding on a lip color.

A lovely pink. That was what he settled on. He made sure to put that on him carefully then went and twisted his hair just right so that way it was like the sparkles he put into it were poking out. Sneaking a look as it were. Then he was showing him his work in a mirror he'd grabbed for him.

"Hello pretty FaiFai!"

He giggled then gave his cheek a kiss before finishing his own drink so he could go towards the bathroom. Oh and he grabbed his phone to bring with him on the way.

Evidently the alcohol was starting to work its magic. Fai generally didn't need much of a reason to giggle, but the giggles were starting to become more constant. Good. He didn't quite grin as he took the mirror--not wanting to dislodge any of the color or sparkles Jirou had worked on him--but Fai's face lit up at the sight of it.

"You are good!"

He giggled again at the kiss and grabbed his own phone, not because he was expecting anyone to call him, necessarily (because let's face it: Jirou was already here, Orion never called him, and Kaiba was out on his date), but simply for taking pictures, and followed along after Jirou toward the bathroom.

"This is already a much better night than I would have had at home! Although I might have to buy some treats to apologize to the kitties~"

"Oh! Oh! Can I buy some for them too? I stole their mommy from them for the night!"

Jirou was somehow butt naked in less than a second, already taking a selfie of himself before he even got into the tub. Of course after he was slipping into the many bubbles to take up a glass of alcohol and another selfie. He definitely knew how to have a good time! That was for sure!

"Come on in, FaiFai! The water is nice and waaaaarm!" And there was alcohol all around them so they could just grab around and be sure to get a glass at any moment. "I need to have a picture with you too! Oh, can I post you on my media page? I'll be sneaky so no one will realize it's you!"

Their 'mommy.' Fai giggled at that. "Sure! You should meet them someday, I'm sure they'll love you~"

How Jirou managed to strip completely in no time flat was nothing short of amazing, and Fai found himself blinking at the other man for a moment before starting to work at shucking his own slacks. (Admittedly, Jirou did hit a few of Fai's criteria for being his 'type,' but being a drag queen and just as effeminate as Fai immediately ruled that possibility out. Which was a damn good thing if they were going to be drunk and naked in a hot tub together. Fai's decision making skills when drunk weren't always the best.)

As soon as he was stripped, Fai stepped into the deliciously warm water and sighed happily. "If you think you can be sneaky about it, I don't see why not!"

(Decision making skills, Fai.)

"Very! Here I'll show you!"

Carefully, he got them both into position then turned his camera towards them. With a click he had it and then he was pulling it up to show that with just the right angle like that and himself in the foreground no one could fully tell it was Fai at a glance. Yet it still looked beautiful and sensual. And utterly silly with all the drinks and the bubbles.

"Want me to send it to you?"

Already he was getting ready to take more so they could document the occasion.

Fai's eyes widened at the result. "Yes, please! That's gorgeous!" And best of all, Jirou had been right about being sneaky--Fai was visible in the picture, but unless they specifically told someone who it was, he couldn't see how anyone would be able to connect the image back to him.

Oblivious for the moment about Jirou's intent to take more pictures, the blond sighed and leaned against the other man's shoulder. "Ha, maybe if I showed something like this to the guy I've been flirting with, he wouldn't be out on a date with someone else right now. Or maybe he would. Maybe I'm just not his type."

Jirou looked up at that. He'd been flirting with someone but now he was on a date with someone else? Well no wonder Fai was sad right now. "What's his number?"

Already he was reaching for Fai's phone like that was going to be able to tell him the answer even though he'd never see the guy before. Still, the number was in there and that was what mattered!

"What?"

Fai's reaction time was slow, between being warm and comfortable and buzzed, and leaning on Jirou's shoulder. He looked up, startled, in time to see the other man grab his phone.

"It- It's Kaiba, in there. But why?"

Did he trust Jirou at least far enough to not curse at his friend/employer with his phone? Yes. Jirou was flamboyant and ostentatious but he didn't give the impression that he was trying to get Fai in trouble at all. But then what...?

"Kaiba."

Humming, he grabbed the number for his own phone but used Fai's to send this Kaiba that picture of the two of them together in the bath. To say the following:

Splashing around without you!
Could have been you!
Mwah!

"And send. There!" He handed the phone back then got his own so he could send another message from his own phone.

hes soooooooo pretty naked! you should come over!

Fai barely noticed Jirou doing something on his own phone, after being handed his back. He stared down at the sent message on the screen for a moment--the picture of the two of them made up in the bath--before smiling a little. It wasn't going to do any good as far as getting Kaiba to change his mind, not if Kaiba was so oblivious that he didn't realize he was dating someone else already, but Fai could see the appeal of a little teasing. Just to show Kaiba what he'd missed out on.

Then he shook his head, deposited the phone back on the side of the tub, and reached for another full drink. Hopefully something strong.

"I'm not nearly drunk enough for this." Time to change that!

"Now I have his number too!"

He giggled and leaned over to cuddle up to Fai again, putting some bubbles on his cheek before snapping another picture. He needed it for the next text he wanted to send to Kaiba. After he had a drink too.

"He's the one missing out on you. You're the best catch in the city!"

Cuddles were definitely what Fai needed, along with more alcohol. Between those and rubbing Kaiba's nose in it a little, he was so glad he'd contacted Jirou instead of spending the rest of the night alone and pouting in his apartment. Soel and Larg were good for cuddles but not so much on the reassurance.

He barely even noticed Jirou taking more pictures of him, just concentrating on draining the glass he was on. "I think you're just saying that because you're a sweetheart~!" he replied in a sing-song voice, laughing. "But it's nice to hear anyway!"

"Noooope. It's a fact!"

He leaned over to give him a little kiss on the cheek then handed him another glass. No need to worry about the fact that he had an empty one when there was a fresh one incoming! That was the thought of the night.

"You're my beauuuuuutiful friend and you should have magical dates and be gorgeous. And he's missing out and not having the best!"

Yep, another glass was totally a great idea. Surely nothing harmful could come of this, right?

Fai set his previous glass aside and took a long pull from the new one, then cuddled up to Jirou again with his head on the taller man's shoulder. A long sigh escaped him, despite the soft smile on his face.

"Honestly, I think you're the best. If we both weren't such girls I'd just steal you away instead, I think!"

"You would? Wow! That's such a nice compliment!"

He made sure to give him a kiss to his hair for that one. Obviously Fai deserved and maybe even needed it. Oh but he had a great idea off of that one.

"If you ever want to practice dates or need a fake boyfriend or girlfriend then let me know! I'll do that for you!"

"I really would," Fai replied, nodding against the other man's shoulder. "How are you not taken yet? You're amazing." And, oddly enough, about 4/5 of Jirou was Fai's exact type. Except for the aforementioned thing about them both being total girls.

Fai wrapped his arms around Jirou loosely for a better snuggle, then found himself laughing. "Oh god, you don't think I'm far enough gone that I need to practice dating, do you? I mean, I'll go out with you any time, anywhere you want, but.... Do you really think it's that bad?"

It's only been... a couple of years....

"Well I've dated people but nobody feels right. I guess that's why."

He gave a shrug like it was no big deal. He sipped his drink soon after because it wasn't anything he ever really thought about. Jirou figured he'd find someone eventually. Or he wouldn't. It wasn't like he'd end up alone. He'd always have his best friend who lived next door.

"Hm? No. But it can be fun and helps remind you of the fun parts so you don't think about the bad parts from other times."

"Hm, that makes sense!" Not that Fai thought Jirou needed someone in his life, of course, because Jirou was perfect just the way he was. But he definitely deserved to have someone pamper him and be there for him if he needed it. "But I'm sure you'll find the right one sooner or later and they're going to be just as amazing as you are."

Well. He kind of had a point there about the dating thing. It would be nice to remember what used to be fun about dating in the first place.

"So more like a pretend date than a practice date? That sounds really nice! We should definitely do that. Maybe we could find a place with a band so we could dance!"

"Yeah! A pretend date! Oh, oh! We could go to a club together! Maybe a gay club and make all the boys jealous that we're there together."

Was it nice to toy with the hearts of others? No. Probably not. Did that ever stop Jirou from doing exactly that? Nope. Besides, it was harmless, right? And then he could have lots of fun with Fai at the same time.

Fai generally tried to be a good, kind, friendly and considerate person. On the other hand he was also a huge flirt and could be downright manipulative at times. Flaunting his pretend boyfriend at strangers at a gay club sounded like just the sort of pick-me-up the doctor ordered.

"Let's do it! We can keep track of how many of them try to steal one of us away from the other before the night's over!" And hey, maybe if he was lucky something good would come out of it and he could stop thinking about this stupid prom thing.

"Oooooh. We can do pretend date and pretend wingman at the same time! It would be so fun and everyone would be confused!" That was such a mean thing to do. Yet here he was encouraging this activity like it was no big deal. When you lived a life without consequences you tended to forget they existed.

[ So, like, give him ten minutes to respond after actually receiving the first image???? Half of it is because he's at prom and dealing with teenagers is Never Fun, but it's also because what the fuck maybe he needs a moment to actually properly recover for a bit. When he does: ]

can't swim, I'll drown

... pink and purple are definitely your colours though

[ The second text is sent to Jirou only, except that of course, since Seto doesn't have Jirou's number, it's just showing up as an unknown phone number. ]

...what?
who's this??

[Well, that's not encouraging at all! But Fai had sort of expected that, and he's got a little more alcohol in his system by this point. So he'll venture a reply anyway:]

don't worry, i wouldn't let you drown. besides, I know mouth to mouth if you do~

Aw really? that's sweet of you to say ♥

oh oh! look at this one!

[Incoming new picture of Fai with a glass in hand and some carefully placed bubbles on his face.]

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