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ɢᴀʀɴᴇᴛ ᴛɪʟ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅʀᴏs xᴠɪɪ | "ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ" ([personal profile] uncagedbird) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-04-21 06:17 pm

EVENT ❦ Black Tie & Tails

WHO: Everyone's invited!
WHERE: At the nearest convention center.
WHEN: Saturday, April 22nd
WHAT: The Black Ties and Tails charity fundraiser, a.k.a. an excuse to dress like a prince or princess-- and your pets, too.
WARNINGS: None, but please PM me if this needs to change!



❦ Before the Event.
Saturday afternoon rolls around at the Recollé convention center. Some people have been here since the morning, putting up decorations and making sure everything is perfect. Maybe your character is part of the crew putting up last minute chandeliers and decorations, or maybe they've been working furiously to make sure all the food is aligned perfectly on the plates. Perhaps they're from the shelter and frantically setting up crates and walking the animals before the event starts.

There are certainly some things that need to be done before the doors open, after all.

If someone shows up early needing an outfit and some help, they'll be taken to a large side room that's been cordoned off by shades to give privacy. Racks upon racks of formal wear in every shape and size are found here, and the outfitters are happy to help. Need makeup? That's covered too: the beauty school has a few students eager to give partygoers the newest vogue looks-- for free!

No one is getting into the fundraiser proper unless they're a volunteer, though. And volunteers are expected to be working! Those chairs need to be placed at that table, and the streamers over here are falling down-- it seems like there's no end to the things that need doing.

❦ A Fantastic Soiree.
People start to line up an hour before the event begins. The bouncers check to make sure that everyone attending is dressed properly and has a donation (monetary or food) before letting people inside the building. There's some confusion at first over a woman's glamorous Nicki Minaj-tier outfit, but the proprietor herself smooths the misunderstanding and lets her in. Those with volunteer badges have the donation waived, though anyone with outfits falling short of the ideal are told to pick up a spare outfit in the fashion room.

Despite all odds, the double doors open at five o'clock sharp. The sight that greets those waiting is something out of a dream. The room is huge, as big as an airplane hangar but made much warmer by the netting full of twinkling lights above. Dozens of (fake) trees decorated with flowers line the path leading into the venue, and more lights besides. Lastly, there's a scarlet rug leading to the doors so that everyone can have that red carpet experience.


There are tables toward the front-- furnished with plates and silverware, silk flowers, and fake paw prints all over the cloth. More lights are spread throughout to give the room a golden glow. Each table has two menus highlighting what's available: one for people, and one for pets, if they decided to bring a cat or dog along! All the food has cute animal themes like cookies 'n' cream paws, kitty cat cupcakes, puppy love pie, purrfect pizzas, and the like. There are buffet tables nearby with snacks, drinks, and a multitude of punny desserts. There is, of course, one for furry friends as well. It's clearly marked but hey, if you're daring enough to eat gourmet wet dog food... no one's stopping you.

There is a small stage set up for musicians to play, including a fabulous grand piano. Whenever there isn't something live being played, a DJ in back sets up a cheerful classical playlist highlighting modern dance hits and... Dvorak? It's a little eclectic, sure, but it gets the job done. Near the stage is, of course, the dance floor: a careful arrangement of sturdy flooring and soft fairy lights. It would feel more romantic if the lights were down, but the lights are kept at a level that people can keep track of their limbs and their pets.

Clearly-marked cute signs point to a large adjacent room. This is where the shelter animals are kept in large enclosures, and they're all incredibly well-dressed. The sponsored animals are mainly cats and dogs, each with a little biography, a comfy bed, water, and food. The volunteers are instructed to walk the animals every hour or so, and of course the cats have litter boxes hidden in their crates. Volunteers are on standby for those who'd like to meet the faces here, or put in for an adoption! Patrons will be urged to visit the shelter on Sunday to finalize arrangements.

❦ Some Furry Fun.
At some point, the DJ calls for people to share a dance with their friends-- including dogs! To prove a point, he 'dances' with a very confused but eager chocolate Labrador on stage. Nothing quite like "You've Got A Pal In Me" to make people laugh and cry simultaneously. For those who are perhaps not as embarrassing, rumor spreads quickly: there's a pet loose!

Darting under tables, tripping servers, and knocking stuff over: that's what this pitbull pup is doing. He's growing into his paws, too, which doesn't help; he keeps failing at the turns and slamming into tables. There are heavy casualties to the drink station.

And then the pup lunges for the food table.

Will you watch? Will you apprehend the dog before he can run amok any longer? Or will you guard that seven-tiered chocolate cake with your life?

The nametag he's wearing marks him as one of the dogs available for adoption. If someone can get a hold of that leash, they might be able to wrangle him back into the side room.

❦ The End to an Evening.
After a couple hours, a final call for donations is sounded. Those who would like to donate even more to the Recollé Animal Shelter are encouraged to do so. The dance floor is cleared and people are urged to take their seats.

About a half hour later, it's announced that the fundraiser is a success-- they've raised over fifteen thousand dollars! Goodie bags are given to everyone present. While the black bag itself is fashionable for any gender, it's the inside that counts. Every guest gets the following:

- cruelty-free eyeshadow, eyeliner, and lip gloss
- coupons for 15 percent off the boutiques that outfitted people before the party
- a dog or cat beauty mask
- a paw-patterned clip on bow tie that works for pets as well as people
- and lastly, a cat or dog themed necklace in sterling silver.

When the clock chimes eight, it's officially over and everyone is encouraged to leave. Unless, of course, you're a volunteer... Most of the work will be done tomorrow but a few things must be done in the next hour. The animals need to be packed up and taken back to the shelter, and the food needs to be disposed of; the plates must be stacked, and the chairs arranged neatly along the wall.

At nine, regardless of how clean the place is, staff is officially dismissed. Go home! Get out of here! Hug your pets if you have them!

And thanks, of course, for supporting the Recollé Animal Shelter. ❦

[ooc: Go wild! here is the plot info if you need it. Feel free to handwave speaking to Ari for clothes help or volunteering. This is a stress free plot for anyone and everyone to dress up nice and pet the pets-- or bring their own as long as they're leashed. Let me know if there are any last minute questions via PM or [plurk.com profile] fonfabre. Thank you!!!!]
okitactless: (oooh)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-29 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Yes they do.

[KASHUU IS A LYING LIAR AND YAMATO IS NOT FOOLED but okay, fine, fine. He's not made of stone... even Yamato can agree that fuzzy baby animals are cute. So despite the face he makes, Yamato crouches down too, reaching out to boop the nose of a little grey one that looks to be half-asleep.]

Of course he's being sweet, he wants you to take him out of this cage and give him food. [That's what cats like right?? Food and sleeping in boxes, or something...]
sharplydressed: (rip in pieces)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look!! How can he not immediately fall in love! The grey kitten looks briefly startled, but apparently sleeping is More Important since it goes back to dozing like .5 seconds later.]

I totally would if I could get away with it. [HE SAYS 100% SERIOUSLY. He'd probably also run away with the kitten tucked inside his jacket if he could get away with it...]

Kittens are really the best, y'know? Since they're so soft and warm and sleepy.
okitactless: (poke)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-30 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know you would. [DRYLY... he absolutely believes it and he also knows that Kashuu would definitely become a catnapper, but then again so would half the people at this party, so that's what security is for.]

They don't stay kittens forever, though. [They grow up, unlike yams who is apparently just going to harbor weird superstitions against them until the end of time. But he's still scritching the gray one's little ears, so hey, it's something.]

Don't they have treats or something you can give them around here?
sharplydressed: (let me see!)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-30 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Security: Actually here to make sure no one absconds with a cute animal.]

I know, I know. But that's okay, because I like cats just as much as I like kittens.

[WHICH IS TRUE and he fusses over them just as much as he fusses over kittens, too... Even if kittens are undeniably cuter, he loves them all equally, okay.

But at the question, he looks up, glancing around the room to see if he can find any trays or bowls or "take some treats here" signs-- AND LO. There's a little dish near the side of the cage with a note that reads "once the bowl is empty, we're out of treats!" Miraculously, a few are left.]


Here! You take one, too.
okitactless: (summer friends)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-30 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What, why me?

[UGH... he complains, but he takes it anyway?? Yamato make up your mind, are you trying to be tsuntsun or not.

Apparently he's not going to be tsun enough to abandon Kashuu to his cooing and go back to the puppies, because he he pushes the treat through the cage anyway, unceremoniously dropping it by the grey kitten's head. Sleep is even more important than treats, though, and he doesn't even stir--not until a different kitten, this one black with little white mitten feet, nyooms on over and steps on him to get it. GIRLS ARE RUTHLESS.]


I wonder if they're all siblings. Their colors are so different.
sharplydressed: (insert kintama joke)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-01 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T ANSWER because his answer would be stupid anyway, like "you need to experience their cute softness firsthand to have a change of heart". They're still cute as far as he's concerned, even stepping on each other to get at food...]

Probably. Kitten litters have mixed colors all the time.

[The mitten kitten is now on the hunt for More Food and comes to press her face against the bars, sensing that Kashuu still has a treat. He just boops her nose gently with his treat-free hand, though.]

Don't be greedy, let some of these other guys have a chance.
okitactless: (heh!)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-02 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Mitten Kitten does not seem appeased--but that's fine, because the black kitten is apparently used to this, and swats his sister with one quick bat to the face... as kitty siblings do. After that, he turns right back to Kashuu with them big ol' eyes, and Yamato snorts.]

No wonder you like him, he's just like you. [a.k.a. rude, and used to getting his way via cuteness...]
sharplydressed: (well okay then)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
What's that supposed to mean?

[RUDE... But entirely true. Kashuu is both a cat person and a person with many cat-like traits, even if he doesn't notice.

He's also easily suckered into giving away shit to cute things (both cats and people), so of course he's sticking the treat through the bars and then petting the kitty's head while he chows down.]
okitactless: (sunny days)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-02 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just that you're too cute for your own good, that's all.

[This would be accompanied by another headpat in other circumstances, but he doesn't actually want scratch marks from Kashuu keeping him away from his hair, so he just gently tugs on Kashuu's bangs instead. THEY'RE NOT MESSED UP, PEANUT, DON'T FREAK OUT.]
sharplydressed: (i'll fight you)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-03 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[SMART MOVE since Kashuu does reflexively make like he's gonna swat at this punk, but since it's just a bang-tug, he only grumbles petulantly before smoothing it back out.]

Don't make fun of me, idiot.

[HUFFS AND PUFFS.

Meanwhile, kitten is done with the snack and meowing for more. Rip...]
okitactless: (sigh)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-03 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm making fun of you?

[Which he definitely is... but he also meant it, so just accept being called cute Kashuu?? ACCEPT THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT??

That kitten sure is going full-on cute mode though, with the big eyes and the "please I'm starving can't you see I need more treats" look. Yamato rolls his eyes, because he's apparently made of ice.]


How greedy...
sharplydressed: (rip in pieces)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-03 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to say it for me to know.

[Obviously!! Because the only time Yamato calls him cute is when he's being a jerk or when he's having one of his gross sappy too-blunt-for-his-own-good moments.

Kashuu is literally dying over here, though. Unlike the prince of ice, he sticks his fingers back through the bars on the cage. The kitten, possibly thinking he might be able to weasel a few more snacks out of this dumb human, immediately begins nuzzling against them and then rubbing his little kitten noggin all over the bars. Kashuu makes a muffled choking sound.

LITERALLY DYING, YASUSADA.]
okitactless: (...)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-03 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're not seriously falling for that, are you?

[Seriously, Kashuu. Come on. DON'T BE WEAK.

(He says, as if he wasn't just rolling around on the floor with the puppers like five minutes ago)]
sharplydressed: (the yasusada icon)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-03 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But look at him—!

[He is.

He's falling for it.

He's falling for it hard. He's weak to cute things.]
okitactless: (dafuck)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You just gave him a treat! He doesn't need another one!

[Yams this is why nobody thinks you're the fun parent]
sharplydressed: (ugh)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
No one needs treats, but sometimes they're earned anyway.

[Just by looking cute...

Kashuu's not even the fun parent, he's just an idiot.]
okitactless: (munch)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

I read that if you die in your house, then your cat will eat your body.

[IS THAT THE KIND OF DEMON CREATURE YOU WANT TO BE FEEDING, KASHUU]
sharplydressed: (imperious)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-06 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that only if no one finds it for a long time? They're probably starving, you know. And indoor cats aren't gonna know there's food outside! They probably don't even know how to get out there.

[Why is he actually defending cats and their apparent penchant for people-eating...]
okitactless: (dafuck)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yamato just. Stares for a second, and then--]

I can't believe people think I'm the weird one.
sharplydressed: (when you're surrounded by sanjous)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
They think you are because you are.

[JUST STARING AT HIM IN DISBELIEF as if he isn't also weird.]
okitactless: (thoughtful look)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-08 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm definitely not weird enough to be okay with a pet that would eat my dead body.

[KASHUU YOU ARE DEFINITELY WEIRDER THAN HIM WTF]
sharplydressed: (why can't i just be lazy)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't even give me that. If we had a little puppy and he was starving to death, you'd totally be okay with it eating your dead body.

[THIS IS JUST THE ANTI-CAT AGENDA!!]
okitactless: (reading rainbow)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-10 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Our dog would be smart enough to go find help way before that happened.

[BUT HE DIDN'T DENY IT.]
sharplydressed: (well okay then)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-05-10 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not saying "yeah I totally wouldn't be okay with my dog eating my dead body if he had to", y'know.

[He sees you, Yasu. He sees you.]
okitactless: (awakening)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-05-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP LET HIM LIVE]

You're just salted that cats aren't as smart as dogs.

[yams the word you're looking for is "salty", and also please stop]

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