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jade harley | jade "the nice little wolf" wolf ([personal profile] rhapsodeity) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-02-08 07:55 pm

( closed ) there's a place off ocean avenue

WHO: jake english (jake english), jade harley (jade wolf), rose lalonde (rose strider), roxy lalonde (roxy strider), dave strider (dave strider), dirk strider (dirk strider)
WHERE: dirk and jake's apartment!
WHEN: sunday feb 5th bc i'm a slowpoke.
WHAT: pizza party and board games!
WARNINGS: Unfortunately, as you already know, Homestuck,


It's Sunday because I said so, and definitely not the middle of the week. Directly following the Grand Horse Switch of 2017 (may unicorns rest their weary horns in pieces), it was decided that a pizza party was necessary. Under no circumstances was this holy event held to laugh at someone's horse posters that were replaced with chocobo posters by whatever divine force that may be deciding the fate of all horses.

All right, it was. But the devil is in the details, because this is just a giant get together at this point - there's enough pizza to feed a stable of horses. Or there would be, if horses were still real. In addition to the pizza, there's several board games that Jade has brought with her; there's a thousand piece puzzle ready to be solved, but there's a few other games left out with the very real intent of being played. You think Jade won't make you play Balderdash? Think again.

Or maybe you're just here to laugh at the Chocobo posters. That's fine, too.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-10 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ obviously when dave comes in he will put the pizzas he's carrying on the table? he might like, slide on into dirk's bedroom for a hot second to check out these computer bugs he acquired recently (and to sign the print-out of his pony drawing in the first marker he can find, without being asked. or given permission. WHATEVER) so you can catch him doing either of those things?

you can also catch him eating like three slices of pizza before he taps himself out and sticks to juice and whatever.

and of course he plays every board game. balderdash is perhaps the most egregious and if you give me a card i will make up a long-winded dave answer or perhaps he just gave one and is eyeing you poker-faced and god only knows if he's telling the truth (it sounded plausible?) or making shit up for fun (however, it also sounded like dave). some of his answers are blatant lies - however, some of his true answers sound like blatant lies.

this could be easier if he were not himself?

he will also be trying the jigsaw puzzle but he mostly sticks to doing the edges and makes faces if people try to make him do the middles, what the fuck. ]