[ she tried ]

Thanks! I got it at a killer price.

[ He puffs up proudly. Like a cocoon embracing a humble caterpillar as it transforms into an elegant butterfly, the bargain bin was host to this trash-turned-treasure. ]

I'm impressed you came out in all that dress. If that isn't dedication, I don't know what is! Worth every penny, if you ask me.

[ he has money problems, don't listen to him ]