[ there's a malice to dave's motives by now. infect. multiply. destroy. he held it off for only a short period at the start, and now he can't. sure, it's easier to control the urges during the daytime, but...
it's also easier to catch people unwary during the daytime.
dave is, unfortunately, one of these people. see, the thing is that cats? cats hate mummies. and that is apparently one of the mummy traits dave has inherited! as soon as he walks in to help on their opening shift of catmosphere on the weekend, all the cats...
well, they hiss.
and scramble. which is not at all normal? usually they like dave just fine. dave doesn't look all that different, just skinnier somehow and even more pale, his freckles impossible to see, but...well. his shadow may move oddly out of the corner of akira's eyes...
but that's probably hard to notice with all the scattering cats.
haha, fuck. he's going to have to turn akira just to get him to keep quiet about this. dave plays it cool so he can get closer. ]
Well, shit. I didn't think my new bodywash was that bad. Razzle Dazzle Raspberry: apparently zero out of ten cats approve.
AKIRA: SHADE OR VAMPIRE, IDK WHICH
it's also easier to catch people unwary during the daytime.
dave is, unfortunately, one of these people. see, the thing is that cats? cats hate mummies. and that is apparently one of the mummy traits dave has inherited! as soon as he walks in to help on their opening shift of catmosphere on the weekend, all the cats...
well, they hiss.
and scramble. which is not at all normal? usually they like dave just fine. dave doesn't look all that different, just skinnier somehow and even more pale, his freckles impossible to see, but...well. his shadow may move oddly out of the corner of akira's eyes...
but that's probably hard to notice with all the scattering cats.
haha, fuck. he's going to have to turn akira just to get him to keep quiet about this. dave plays it cool so he can get closer. ]
Well, shit. I didn't think my new bodywash was that bad. Razzle Dazzle Raspberry: apparently zero out of ten cats approve.