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recolle2018-06-10 06:45 pm
frostythehitman) wrote in recolle2018-06-10 06:45 pm
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every parent wants to see their child do well
WHO: James and YOU!
WHERE: all over the city
WHEN: all month long
WHAT: Catchall, including: grocery shopping devolving into food fights! Planting flowers in strangers' yards! Taming wild bears! And more! Plus some extra prompts I may add later in the month.
WARNINGS: x-treem teen stupidity, as always
A. APPRASSAGE - the only currency we need here is knowledge
[ James has set up a table on the RU campus with a sign hanging off the table edge that says KNOWLEDGE FOR KNOWLEDGE - free lessons. He sits behind it with his feet propped up on the surface, waiting for people to come by and take him up on the offer. Behind him is a gigantic piece of sheet metal hanging from what looks like a clothing rack on wheels. ]
B. CHATA - this ain't a scene it's a goddamn food fight
[ Signs seem to do the job pretty well. He stands outside the grocery store, trying to look more pleasant than antisocial for once. The eyeliner is gone, the hair is pulled back, and he's hiding the arm under a hoodie that is frankly too warm for this time of year. He's holding up a piece of poster paper that says
FREE GROCERY SHOPPING HELP
it's for charity
There is a crudely drawn apple, baguette, and carton of milk on the poster as well, looking for all the world like a blindfolded three year old drew it. ]
C. VIEA VILLAGE - guerilla gardener
[ Maybe you're just taking your dog out for a walk. Maybe you're running errands. Or maybe it's your own house that you hear rustling noises around. Either way, James is in someone's front yard, digging up dirt with his own bare hands (or, what passes for bare on his prosthetic arm) and jamming flowers into the holes before filling the dirt back in.
It's not an elegant job. The dirt mounds are lumpy and misshapen, the flowers stick out at odd angles, and some of them don't even look to be in very good shape. In fact, if one takes a closer look at the flowers before he plants them, they might even notice there's already big clumps of dirt attached to them at the base--these are flowers James has ripped up from the park and transported here for the sole purpose of jamming them into people's lawns. Without permission, of course. ]
D. ENPRISE - the bear whisperer
[ James isn't sure how he keeps ending up face to face with violent bears. This is his second time facing one--or, wait, is it his third? That he can't even keep track any more tells him already that it is Too Many.
The bear, however, doesn't give a shit about James's record. The bear wants only to wreck his shit and stay as far away as it can from the zoo exhibit it escaped from. But James has had it with these motherfucking bears in his motherfucking city.
Which is why he ends up charging at the thing, self-preservation be damned. ]
ALT. wildcard!
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CaptainPlanette if there's anything else you wanna do that's not up there! ]
WHERE: all over the city
WHEN: all month long
WHAT: Catchall, including: grocery shopping devolving into food fights! Planting flowers in strangers' yards! Taming wild bears! And more! Plus some extra prompts I may add later in the month.
WARNINGS: x-treem teen stupidity, as always
A. APPRASSAGE - the only currency we need here is knowledge
[ James has set up a table on the RU campus with a sign hanging off the table edge that says KNOWLEDGE FOR KNOWLEDGE - free lessons. He sits behind it with his feet propped up on the surface, waiting for people to come by and take him up on the offer. Behind him is a gigantic piece of sheet metal hanging from what looks like a clothing rack on wheels. ]
B. CHATA - this ain't a scene it's a goddamn food fight
[ Signs seem to do the job pretty well. He stands outside the grocery store, trying to look more pleasant than antisocial for once. The eyeliner is gone, the hair is pulled back, and he's hiding the arm under a hoodie that is frankly too warm for this time of year. He's holding up a piece of poster paper that says
FREE GROCERY SHOPPING HELP
it's for charity
There is a crudely drawn apple, baguette, and carton of milk on the poster as well, looking for all the world like a blindfolded three year old drew it. ]
C. VIEA VILLAGE - guerilla gardener
[ Maybe you're just taking your dog out for a walk. Maybe you're running errands. Or maybe it's your own house that you hear rustling noises around. Either way, James is in someone's front yard, digging up dirt with his own bare hands (or, what passes for bare on his prosthetic arm) and jamming flowers into the holes before filling the dirt back in.
It's not an elegant job. The dirt mounds are lumpy and misshapen, the flowers stick out at odd angles, and some of them don't even look to be in very good shape. In fact, if one takes a closer look at the flowers before he plants them, they might even notice there's already big clumps of dirt attached to them at the base--these are flowers James has ripped up from the park and transported here for the sole purpose of jamming them into people's lawns. Without permission, of course. ]
D. ENPRISE - the bear whisperer
[ James isn't sure how he keeps ending up face to face with violent bears. This is his second time facing one--or, wait, is it his third? That he can't even keep track any more tells him already that it is Too Many.
The bear, however, doesn't give a shit about James's record. The bear wants only to wreck his shit and stay as far away as it can from the zoo exhibit it escaped from. But James has had it with these motherfucking bears in his motherfucking city.
Which is why he ends up charging at the thing, self-preservation be damned. ]
ALT. wildcard!
[ hit me up at