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Yusuke "shibari is an art form" Kitagawa ([personal profile] fabrefactions) wrote in [community profile] recolle2018-05-06 12:17 am

[open] [ that picture from the iron giant of the guy yelling ART ]

WHO: Yusuke Kitagawa + OPEN
WHERE: Around Recolle.
WHEN: From 5/3 to 5/12...!
WHAT: Oh just... normal things.
WARNINGS: Excessive use of PAINT.



[ Anyone who runs into Yusuke from the moment he gets his hands on his paintbrush and a paint pot is going to be aware of two distinct things: firstly, that he is an artist and definitely knows what he's doing with the utensils at his disposal. This ain't his first rodeo, that's for sure.

Secondly though, is that Yusuke is painting a lot like a man possessed - he's specifically focused on finding outlines and getting an idea of the layout, despite his well known attention to detail, and just... doesn't seem to be stopping. From the moment he finds his painting tools, he's back tracking to his home and wildly painting the street back into existence.

And this is how he is for the majority of the week. There's a method to his madness though, he's clearly looking for something, and seems to retracing old steps in an attempt to find it. The longer he's at it, the sloppier the paintwork becomes and, quite honestly, the worse for wear Yusuke seems. He only stops when it gets too dark to paint, and returns home, before leaving to begin again early in the morning. Watch him long enough, and you may even catch him swaying on the spot, or heavy lidded, like he's about to fall asleep on his feet.

... Help him? This is just sad. ]
usurpers: (Default)

FOR MOCHI HOUSE + THE GUY THAT SETS HIMSELF ON FIRE

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-05-19 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ after a long and perilous journey out at pesgare, it’s time to return home with our new hippocampi friends in memory— no, not in tow with you, that’d be removing nature from its natural habitat, put that hippocampus back where it belongs yusuke.

while most of you are tired, eren seems rested and alert enough to keep active, all under perfect workaholic regulations. to treat his friends, one thing led to another, maybe a comment about how no elliot you’re not cooking for us when we get back— eren’s cooking dinner for you guys. getting some new recipes from mother, everyone also gets a fresh apple pastry with rosehip cream, a connection from mrs. jaeger straight up to heaven that is left on the kitchen counter. that’s for dessert. anyone who dares to stick a finger anywhere near it is getting smacked. dessert.

for now, eren’s prepping and putting on one of his optimus prime aprons with no shame. what’s he making, you ask? ]


Beef Goulash.

[ the ingredients look good enough! potatoes, lots of meat, tomato sauce, pasta and more 👌 ]
fiddlestick: (jaw scratch)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-19 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that sounds good!

[Elliot is at the kitchen table, wringing his hands. He gets he's not supposed to be the one cooking but....]

Are you sure you don't need any help?
Edited 2018-05-19 19:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-05-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Goulash doesn’t sound like a pasta dish...

[ Odd enough, Akira has been behaving the whole time, not even daring to touch the dessert that tempts him with its very existence. He hovers over the counter, impressed and excited to see what Eren can do.

Sure, Mochi House takes turns and work together to cook, but it’s still thrilling to try someone else’s stuff.
]

Let Eren prove himself.
usurpers: (THE KOOL AID MAN)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-05-29 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I’m not proving anything, this is for you guys.

[ he is doing this out of the kindness of his heart for his beloved friends and king that is his boyfriend and, yes, maybe a tiny bit of proving that eren jaeger can indeed do more than just stomp things and scream and grunt. he can cook and give amazing shounen speeches! getting started, he heats up a stew pot of fat. healthy (it tastes great there’s nothing like lard). ]

I never made it myself— just followed Mom a lot. [ oh, and . . . what this actually is. ] It’s broth over spaetlze.
fiddlestick: (fuck this shit)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Elliot gives a slight pout at Akira's words, but he'll comply] Fine, fine.

[HE'LL BE GOOD, and stay seated at the table with his hands folded together. No trying to backseat cook or anything! Promise!]

Eren's mom is a really good cook. Though I haven't had her goulash.
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-05-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
So it is a stew...

[ He didn't know that? And he has no idea what the hell is a spaetlze, but he's deducing that it's the pasta. What else is there in the ingredients?? It's fucking pasta.

Either way, Akira applauds despite how nothing has happened yet.
]

Glory to Mrs. Jaeger! I'm looking forward to having some. Thanks for offering to cook for us.

[ He's googling a bit about it on his phone and it looks delicious. ]
concasse: (annoyed↠ your father was a hamster)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-05-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow look how cute this is everyone is here having a good tiME UNTIL KNOCK KNOCK GOES YOUR FRONT DOOR.






... And maybe a doorbell ring for variety.]
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-05-30 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE AWAKE IN PST Akira will perk up and get the door. Both Katkat and Morrigan poke their heads out from behind Akira's legs, meowing to greet this familiar man.

Akira, however, doesn't say anything. Instead, he peeks over his shoulder so he can yell this:
]

Someone's here for you, Renard!
fiddlestick: (why is this)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-30 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Elliot is back at the table but]

Whose...Renard...?
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[personal profile] usurpers 2018-05-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ and after that all unravels, eren remembers something



and then he just starts laughing as he gets cooking with the meat oh my god ]
concasse: (wut↠ y'know jesus died for your sins)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-05-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP EREN he saw ur not!junk u nasty ho

... also Sanji guesses he's coming inside? He won't fight Yusuke, but all through it he's obvious taking assessment of his boyfriend's health. Not seeing any scratches or bruises, so--

Well done, everyone, the house gets to stand another day.]


Aa. You're fine then? Good.

[tURNING ON HIS HEEL.]

Alright, I'll see you later.






[Someone stop him???]
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-05-30 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You should stay for food, Sanji.

[ Pfft. Akira sputters as he watches this sight, but guesses he should be somewhat helpful. He grabs onto Sanji's shoulder, though not as tight as Yusuke, and leans close to his ear. His whisper is soft, inaudible to anyone else from this small bubble that is noodle and cat: ]

You wouldn't want Haru knowing you're the source of that pained expression, right?
fiddlestick: (HI IM AWKWARD)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-30 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ELLIOT SURE FEELS LIKE HE'S MISSING SOMETHING between Eren's laugh and Yusuke's response, but oh well. He will get up from the table to greet Sanji. So Elliot will pop up from the kitchen doorway, smiling.]

Hi Sanji! Are you joining us for dinner?

[He's either ignoring or oblivious to Yusuke and Akira's tactics]
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[personal profile] usurpers 2018-05-30 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
There’s more than enough.

[ why, yes, that’s eren THE GUY IS A SKANK jaeger inviting sanji for the goods too. he’s had changed opinions, what can he say. ]

Can you help me with something here real quick, Elliot?

[ sike, he doesn’t actually need help but he does want tell him why this is funny and that sanji was appalled by him being not naked and calling yusuke renard and being desperate enough for his approval to draw eggs and give them names, it’s cute, he’s a good guy, eren reapproves for now, etc etc etc, we are gossiping and eren just finds this hilarious ]
concasse: (meh↠ why aren't you a woman?)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-05-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[O... kay???

GUESS HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

Akira is treated to a special "Fuck you" expression before he relaxes in place (that Haru threat did its job), a sign that he won't bolt for the door.]


Oi, I didn't wanna assume I was invited.

[Yes, he really did intend to check on Yusuke's wellbeing and then run away. Clearing his throat some and speaking up so Elliot and Eren can hear:]

If no one objects, I'll stay a little bit...
fiddlestick: (smile)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-31 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, we'd be more than happy to have you!

[YOU'RE STUCK HERE SANJI. But he hears Eren and glances back into the kitchen]

Oh, of course! Coming!

[YAY I'M BEING ALLOWED TO HELP, he's disappearing into the kitchen to presumably hear about why this is funny]
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-05-31 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, make yourself at home.

[ He pulls away from Sanji and gives him a solid pat on the shoulder before Yusuke gently guides him deeper inside the house. Trailing along, the two cats in the house follow after him. Katkat is more curious about the blond man, so she attacks his ankle with a furry body flop, pawing at his foot like she’s in the middle of a battle.

Morrigan is okay, so he stays where he is and squints at Sanji.
]

We can’t afford cable, but we can put on Netflix? Music... Or play some board games.

[ No, they can afford cable, but they don’t watch enough to warrant an extra bill. His gaze shifts to the gossip cluster in the kitchen. It’s only suspicious cause it’s Eren, but he’s sure it’ll be fine. ]
usurpers: (gonna splice your damn face)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-05-31 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the same way he’s sure that akira wouldn’t let a heathen into the house, and that earlier not threatening leaning onto sanji was probably okay, even though akira was akira.

and, anyway, to elliot, that’s why he finds this kind of funny, but no offensive or hard feelings. we’re cool, and soon enough eren’s back to being a beef cooking german. starting to smell really good in here. ]


He better like beef. [ eren says loud enough to make its way over the booming sizzle party by the stove, and then, more directly with a spoon: ] You better like beef.
concasse: (huh↠ go on)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-05-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Music's fine... whatever you guys want.

[And wherever Yusuke tugs Sanji, that's where he's going, though the entire time he remains rather subdued.

Bless Katkat though, Sanji can apparently handle the company of animals with more energy than he can four people he sorta likes in one area. With a slight smirk, he'll bend down and try to rub her belly, likely getting his hand nipped for his efforts.]


「 Heh, aren't you a little terror? 」

[Said in French bc he's a pushover for cats apparently.]

And goulash, huh? [Originated in Hungary and originally required the use of bags made from sheep stomach. Because. Y'know. That's how they did.] Didn't know Eren knew how to cook.
fiddlestick: (yayyyyy)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-05-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elliot meanwhile will be in here gossiping with Eren, suppressing snickers at the story. Oh, that explains a lot- especially the changed attitude in Eren towards Yusuke's boyfriend. Which hey, that makes it easier for all

But oh he hears you guys in the living room.]


Yeah put on some music!

[ALWAYS CHOOSE THE MUSIC!!!

But oh that's right, Sanji is a cook himself. He'll appear in the doorway of the kitchen]


Hehe, yep. Eren cooks sometimes for me. Do you know how to make goulash? I know you said your other self could cook a lot of fancy stuff.

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