sticks out the leggie

[usurpers]

WHO: eren jaeger and you 👊
WHERE: in and out of recollé!
WHEN: throughout the month of march!
WHAT: small catchall with some open + closed prompts that include travel, exploring a birthday and more! if you’d like a prompt or plotting just contact me at liberos or owlteer#3609 on discord!
WARNINGS: eren

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[nachetanya]

Yes mom.

[ . . . Yeah. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[EREN YOU'RE SUCH A FUN RUINER SOMETIMES

WOW ELLIOT HE HAS MORE VALUE THAN THAT]

Why the hell do you have so many expensive toys, anyway...?

[usurpers]

[ zack

]

Toys— these aren’t toys! Elliot! [ he gives his boyfriend an unbelieving look. HE CAN’t beLIEVE YOUR COUSIN. LOOK AT THIS COLLECTION. he even gestures wildly to it!! ] These are replica figurines! Collectables! You can’t even find these to buy anymore!

[ because giant robots are

cool ]

[fiddlestick]

[Oh no...Zack got him started. Elliot hates when he's dragged into this. He thinks they're toys too, but they're harmless and bring Eren happiness so- what's the harm?

This. This is clearly the harm.]

They're...collectible toys? Really nice ones though!

[NAILED IT.]

J-Just be more careful around people's stuff, Zack.

[nachetanya]

[ . . . W e w.

For Nat's part, now on the ground she'll actually make her way back over to Elliot, putting a hand on his shoulder to reassure him but also decided not helping in the way she's not even trying to hold back her giggles. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[Natalia look at your boys... Idiots.

And Eren, the Fairweather kids were raised pretty modestly, of course, they think they're just toys!! Don't pop a blood vessel over them?!]

I don't know what the damn difference is? Toys, Collectables, look pretty much the same to me.

[usurpers]

[ he can’t believe he’s being roasted, betrayed, eyes falling when elliot says toy too. no. no . . . they’re not toys . . . ]

You don’t see me playing around with them. That’s what toys are for.

[ he just stares at their poses every one in a while, cleans them off with care, polish their swords and shit . . . ]

[fiddlestick]

[ Oh lord. He feels those eyes on him. ]

E-Eren it's really not a big deal ... I don't correct you every time you mix-up music instruments for each other...

[He just screams it. In his soul.]

[nachetanya]

[ She considers reaching out to touch the toy in question, thinks better of it, and then puts her hand up to her chin, as if in thought... huh... ]

So if you don't have fun with them... oh... dear...

[activatingcombatmode]

[Finally Zack relents and throws up his hands in surrender. He actually really doesn't feel like arguing and roasting Eren all that much. They'd just been having a little fun, no reason to get everyone's panties in a bunch.]

Alright, alright. They're collectibles. Maybe you can show me the finer details another time. I think Cloud likes some of this c- [Not crap.] stuff too.

[He flops back on the couch, resting his arms on top it.]

What's the next movie?

[usurpers]

[ luckily, zack, elliot’s done something to get his attention! eren doesn’t heat that last part, because he’s smiling at elliot all sly and playful, to which you guys can hear: ]

That’s not what you told Zack on Christmas . . .

[ because he was the one who told him to stall by calling your violin a VIOLA. but it is a well meaning tease, his hand brushing across his cheek and pushing his bangs back. ]

I think it’s Natalia’s turn?

[fiddlestick]

[ Wow way to call him out Eren! He gives the tiniest of huffs. ]

W-Well, he's family! That's different. If we marry one day, I'll hold you to those standards then.

[If's more a when, but he's not gonna make it sound like he's engaged right now.]

Yeah, that sounds right. What do you wanna watch Natty?

[nachetanya]

Oh, I've got the perfect thing!

[ Wink. She stands dramatically and she's going for her bag. Apparently, she brought over a movie? But she says it with a grin and what's she's bringing out is...!!

Well, you all know that she loves documentaries, loves socially aware movies, likes anime bullshit, and she does also quite dig superhero stuff? But what she's bringing out now is sort of a weird crosshare of superhero and anime bullshit while also being live action. A movie that people generally don't like, but she actually adores.

Namely, Mach Racer. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[You know how he feels about that anime bullshit, Natalia!! It's weird!!

But Zack's eyes light up. A car movie? A racing movie? And a crappy cheesy one? This is his jam!]

Oh damn, this is gonna be good! I'm glad you didn't pick some snore-fest documentary.

[He love you, Nat. And he's starting to like those documentaries too.]

[usurpers]

[ he almost thinks it’s quick and agressive 8 and nearly leans out of his seat but then

w-wait ]

Wait, wh— [ he takes the box once the dvd is slipped into the tv and reads the back. huh. mach racer. guess who didn’t pay attention to movie releases when this came out??? ]

Is it good?

[fiddlestick]

Dunno, I've never heard of it before. [He too didn't pay attention to its release] But I bet it'll be fun!

[nachetanya]

Oh it's great! I think it might actually be my favorite of the Wachowski Sisters' [ Or if they have an AU name censor that ] work!

[ Oh good, no one objected!!

Let's start that neon color palette fever dream of a movie. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[Zack kicks back and relaxes.]

You know, guys. This is probably the most normal thing that has happened in months.

[He's glad. He's ... happy. Just to be with the people he loves. And not thinking about anything else.]