sticks out the leggie

[usurpers]

WHO: eren jaeger and you 👊
WHERE: in and out of recollé!
WHEN: throughout the month of march!
WHAT: small catchall with some open + closed prompts that include travel, exploring a birthday and more! if you’d like a prompt or plotting just contact me at liberos or owlteer#3609 on discord!
WARNINGS: eren

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[parodeity]

[ ugh. decent music, but he grimaces anyway because of the band name that automatically pops into mind.

fuck puppets, fuck life

anyway he doesn't seem to mind the speed at all ]

[windeity]

[The brightside: John's comfortable up here and he's fine with Elliot speeding and the music choice.

The downside: he's plastering his face against the window because he doesn't want to figure out how the fuck to roll down the window.]

Seriously though we're almost there, right?

[usurpers]

[ eren laughs as elliot does just what he’s taught him about lovely straights and the roaring engine of sports cars. it’s probably because of john too, to which he reaches between the little cracks between the seats and presses the magic button. behold, front seat window down. ]

See that? [ he points out, to the darkening sky and beautiful array of lights reflecting off the clouds and stars. there’s a larger mountain they’re getting into, enough for their ears to start popping a little. ] I’d say fifteen minutes? Maybe ten the way Elliot’s going.

[fiddlestick]

[SPEEDING ALONG LIKE A DEMON]

What? So soon? But John hasn't drove yet!

[parodeity]

I mean, presumably we eventually will have to drive back. For seven more glorious hours?

[ not that dave cares if he can play random music...he actually doesn't mind the idea of just taking a few pictures, either.

still not thrilled about the weather, but he has given up protesting that? ]

[windeity]

[He's promptly sticking his face out the window, bye.]

Yeah, I don't mind waiting for the drive back! This is a mini-vacation. There is plenty of time for that kind of stuff. I'm excited to get to the lodge and then try the slopes and stuff.

[usurpers]

Or, [ eren shrugs, sticking his hand out the window to feel the air lashing it back. look at elliot go 😭 you’re doing amazing sweetie . . . ] you guys can switch up until we get there. I don’t mind it.

Then you can have the ride back.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, right. [He forgot about the trip back.] Okay John! You'll get dibs on the way back!

[Because Elliot sure don't want to stop now. This is too smooth. John's remarks about this being a vacation brings a smile to his face. Yeah...he could use one alright]

Yeah, I can't wait for the lodge! Sounds really comfortable.

You snowboard John?

[He's assuming Dave from his behavior is just going to hide under a blanket in his room, so whatever]

glad I lost this :|b

[windeity]

Once or twice! I tried skiing and that ended, like, really poorly so snowboarding was what I picked up after that. It's been a while though. [He just kind of eyes Dave in the back, not at all surprised. He kind of feels bad that it's Magatus of all places, but they're together. It'll be fun. It has to be.] I can teach you if you want and don't know how.

[parodeity]

[ dave will hide under ten blankets, it'll be fine. ]

How many sports can you actually do?

[usurpers]

We’re gonna have to race, John.

[ as someone who also has done or is doing like ten different sports, dave gets a nudge. ]

I’m not letting you call us jocks for that either.

[fiddlestick]

Aha thanks John, but I'm planning to stay in the ski lodge as much as possible. [EFF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY]

I'd like to see you two race though!

[windeity]

Is snowboarding really considered a sport? [Yes.] You guys can keep each other company in the lodge and watch through the window then while I beat Eren by a mile. [He might cheat with the wind, we don't know yet.] Anyway it's just soccer and baseball, snowboarding is a hobby.

[parodeity]

You absolutely should have one of those jock jackets at this rate. Both of you. Elliot, you're the only normal one anymore.

[usurpers]

[ eren is offended on two different levels here ]

Actual jocks would hate you for that. [ eren never got along with those guys— well, very little with the majority of groups. as the mountains near and the chill in the air drops to freezing, eren raises his window to close. almost there, it seems! ]

Bets on who wins, no thinking.

[parodeity]

John.

[ bitching aside, he's biased.

also he knows john can cheat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don't let him down, babe. ]

[fiddlestick]

Eren.

[He just isn't stupid enough to bet against his boyfriend.]

And me? Normal? You do remember I'm a wizard, right...?

[windeity]

[The window up front gets closed, too, and John eyes the group again before he smirks. Yes, okay, that's super fair.]

So it kind of sounds like we have an even split here and have to settle this bet immediately? What's the winner get? [A beat.] Have you ever realized we are a very weird set of people.

[A wizard, a titan, and two gods. This definitely makes sense.]

[parodeity]

What do you two even want? Choosing dinner rights? [ he's a simple man it's the first thing to come to mind. ] Also speak for yourself I am a set all my own.

[usurpers]

Winner’s safe from my food tonight.

[ if any of you guys saw the knives, scopes and hunting rifle in the trunk. ]

What kind of sets?

[fiddlestick]

T-That makes it sound like you're planning to hunt us, Eren...

[Please don't do that.]

Aw, but I like our set! It was fun camping with John, but I'm really glad the four of us are together again.

[windeity]

I could still outrace him. [Grumbling. Apparently now it's just about outracing Eren before he gets hunted but alright.] See, Elliot gets it! It was fun and the four of us are great together but seriously none of us are totally human anymore and sometimes that helps. That's all.