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Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou ([personal profile] crudest) wrote in [community profile] recolle2018-03-06 04:24 pm

[ OPEN/MINGLE ] BRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE

WHO: Baren Kaiyou & you! or you and whoever!! it's Mingle Time
WHERE: Rando Ice Cream Shop & Magatus!
WHEN: throughout march! time is a mystery.
WHAT: ICE CREAM PARTY - but also please meet the world's most beautiful moose, Boose. everyone's welcome to the ice cream party in Part A and specifically anyone on the group 1-4 mission list would've gotten an invite to free ice cream if your chara needs more incentive to come!
WARNINGS: SHOULD BE NONE??

A : I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM
[ We all scream for ice cream! It's one of those neatly aesthetic ice cream parlors that normally has a line out the door in the middle of the shopping district. yet depending on the time of day, the chalk-sign might say in a neatly curling cursive: free ice cream on Zee Carlisle!

... that second part's not true, of course. But who ever said that Baren's honest?

Additionally if anyone had gone on a mission over the month to one of the four regions - they'll get a special text invite to free ice cream. :') good job, y'all.

i ) That said, the first part is! There is definitely free ice cream being offered out to anyone on the Retrospec app. What flavor's caught your eye? Pecan Cherry Pie? Wildberry Mango Chocolate Delight? ... there's normal flavors too, but you really should adventure out a little bit, don't you think? At least don't freak out if you find a surprise gummy worm inside.

... or do. Baren miiiight be recording it.

ii ) The owners are feeling generous - or at least Baren is. Enjoy an extra scoop or - five? Did you get more ice cream that you asked for? Tanuki-san is sitting around, eyeing your mountain there. Wanna share? Careful and don't let it fall or else we're looking at a food fight situation on our hands...!

iii + chuuya ) Now if anyone's looking for Baren himself when he's not sticking gummy worms into the ice cream trays or otherwise fucking around, he's probably more toward the back of the shop. He's not alone. ]


If you try to feed me, I'm going to lock you in the freezer.

[ - is a wonderful thing to say to his boyfriend ([personal profile] doublesmall) who's sitting on his lap because what's a PDA? A topping? This is fine.

(ooc: tagging order for this prompt if you want to suffer through that would be you -> Chuuya -> Baren!) ]


B : STANDS FOR BOOOOOOOOOOOSE
[ The bus ride to Magatus is 7 hours long. Rather than using the usual bus - there might be dried blood on those seats? - Baren has booked a party bus. Yeah, there's probably a disco ball and a stripper pole. He doesn't intend on using it, he just thought it was funny to have.

i ) Did you even know what you were signing up for when you climbed on? Baren has picked one of the seats in the back - yawning as he looks almost ready to set in for a nap. Yet when he makes eye contact with you, there's a raise of a brow and - ]


Can I help you?

[ ii ) Welcome to Baren's Winter Wonderland Tour! If you've chosen to follow him on this journey for... some reason - this is where he's led you. If you didn't bring enough jackets for warmth, don't worry about it - he's tossing a designer coat to you without even hesitating. ]

Don't think you get to keep that, okay?

[ The price tag is probably more than some people make in a year.

Regardless this is when they'll be joined by a lumbering presence - a big, giant, beautiful moose. Charging through the snow.

It's worth noting that this moose has beautiful, colorful flowers woven into his antlers. They don't look like they're about to wilt any time soon.

... don't question it?

He probably won't run into you. He'll probably stop.

Otherwise Magatus is free to explore! ]


[ ooc: a catch-all throughout the month! feel free to create your own top-levels if you want for the ice cream party/magatus exploration though! i'm running this as free as i can. ]
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't totally clear, he thinks, as he takes a lick of his own treat.]

Mm... Not really. It was more like free ice and snow, since we all went north to Magatus. Wasn't too bad for me. [Half cold half hot always lets him keep a comfortable temperature.]

That's right. Matcha is the same thing as green tea.

... They're really creative. I don't know if anybody wants to eat that though.

Does anybody even use charcoal toothpaste?
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-09 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[.... ah.

Yeah, that had went over his head?? But considering all the stuff his group had been sent back with, he had just... assumed that was the same for the others, but apparently not?]


Oh. Yeah, Dave had mentioned something like that, too. He said it was like the North Pole, with how much snow there was. [Well, he said it a little more colorfully than that, but Xiaolang isn't about to parrot that sort of language to other people.] Respatrum was awful, but I'd take fire and heat over cold and snow if I had to choose.

[Which means... definitely never going to Magatus if he can help it. Although his fire talismans would be much more useful over there...

He makes a face at the offending ice cream in the display, trying to puzzle out the ingredients. They didn't use actual toothpaste in it, did they?]


'Creative' is a word to call it. ['Absolutely gross' and 'a waste of ingredients' are others, but he's keeping his mouth shut on that one.] I think some people use it? I don't know what for, exactly, but I've seen it a few times in--

[And his eyes fall on another flavor nearby, and now he just looks insulted.]

Who would mix chocolate and teriyaki together?!
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I guess Dave knows everybody.

[He's not that surprised.] Extreme temperatures aren't that bad for me, but I'd rather just be somewhere comfortable. The city is good for that.

I think you can use charcoal for alcohol poisoning. I don't remember how though.

... That sounds awful.

[Savory and sweet might be a good combination sometimes, but not like that.]
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He makes a little noise of agreement at that-- he mostly knows Dave through his swordplay lessons, buuuuut he wasn't about to say as much. Something about thirteen year olds with swords just seemed to set people off...]

For the most part. The winters could be better here. [Says the boy who's been spoiled by mild Hong Kong winters.....]

Alcohol-- oh. Yeah, that would make sense, wouldn't it? Because it can absorb toxins in your stomach. It's good for food poisoning too... [And he frowns, yet again, the travesty against all chocolate in front of his eyes.] Much like anyone's going to get after eating some of this stuff. You don't go ruining a perfectly good flavor like that.
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Shouto can set himself on fire, he's not allowed to judge anybody for any weapons they might use.]

Snow isn't that bad in moderation.

Yeah, charcoal's pretty useful for that. But if you're feeling nauseous there's a pressure point on the top of your foot that can relieve it.

Mm... Maybe they made it for themselves?
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-09 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[FAIR POINT....]

I don't they should be making other people try their experiments like that... [It's said in a mutter, mostly to himself, as he casts one more judgemental eye at the flavor travesty before him. He looks up, though, the mention about pressure points catching his curiousity.]

Really? I didn't know about that. I know there's one on your hand, about... here [And he indicates the space between his index finger and thumb, right in the meat of it.] that does something similar. One of my sisters showed it to me a while ago.

[In one of the rare times they weren't annoying him.....]
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-09 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mom told me about it when I was growing up.

[He watches the other pressure point and files it away for later.]

That one is a lot easier to get to. You don't have to bend down or anything.

[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-11 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I think the last thing you'd want to do when you're feeling that way is move around too much. Though I guess if someone else is doing it for you, it's not too bad.

[Like if you were resting in bed or something?? His eyes travel back to the ice cream display, and he waves down the worker behind the counter, ready to place his order. After he tells them the flavor he decided upon (the chocolate milk with cookies and green tea ultimately win out), he glances back over to Shouto.]

When we spoke on Retrospec recently, you mentioned something about dragons being where you were. Were there any others, or just the one that you happened to stumble across?
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shouto goes back to licking his own cone and thinking about the dragon he met.]

By then we all went into different doors to get stuff for the wolf. There might have been more dragons? But my group only saw one. It looked like it was made of lightning. Definitely wasn't the way I thought of them.

[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-11 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lightning...?

[He frowns, thinking for a moment, before digging into his pants pocket to unearth his phone. He had to pull up the picture again, just to be sure, but...]

I ask because my group had run into them as well. I didn't see any of them up close myself, but one of the people ran across a baby dragon and forwarded me a photo of it. From what I can tell, it looks like a normal one, [whatever normal could be....] but it's possible it hasn't grown into it's adult traits yet.

[And he shows Shouto his phone, a candid shot of a tiny dragon chasing after a terrified rabbit on the screen.]

I always assumed dragons-- if they actually existed, anyway-- preferred warmer climates.
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't get a picture, I was trying to get away. ... You could probably ask Kasen. I hear he's an artist.

[Shouto leans over and looks at the baby dragon. There's the faintest feeling of jealousy. Why couldn't they get to see a cute baby dragon.]

I thought that too. But they probably adapted to wherever they lived. Kind of like birds.
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-12 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look, you guys got to deal with cool wolves, you're not the only one who'd a little jealous?? Not that Xiaolang was willing to go up to the frigid cold just to see them, but still....]

I guess so. A dragon made of lightning would probably be more comfortable in a colder place. Though the fact that there may be multiple dragons spread out around here is a little concerning...

[Once he's sure Shouto's gotten a good look, he pulls back his phone, swiping the photo to replace it with one of a firey baby phoenix.]

The birds seemed to have adapted to the environment, in any case.
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He would've gladly traded. Wolves are definitely cool, but baby dragons are cuter. Also he probably wouldn't have had to step into a dragon's gaping maw.]

It was high up in the mountains near the clouds too. That's where lightning usually is, so it makes sense for that kind of dragon to be there too.

[... That's cute too.]

Did it have parents?
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, but he may have had to deal with rock golems? Or fire breathing horses?

... though those are still probably a lot better than walking into a dragon's mouth, tbh]


Not that we were aware of, no. We had to look into some stories that the locals were telling, to prove whether they were true or false, and one of them involved a dragon hoarding some golden eggs that wasn't theirs. I wasn't with the faction that investigated it, but apparently this is what hatched from it.

I'm sure it must, though. Something had to lay those eggs in the first place.
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-16 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll gladly take anything else if it means never having stepped foot in a dragon's mouth. If he has a choice he's never doing that again.]

... I don't think birds turn into dragons. That was probably true.

Sounds like you had a weird month.

[But didn't everybody?]

[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He re-pockets the phone, but not before letting out a small sigh.]

Compared to the things that happen in this city, I'd say it was actually sort of normal. Or, at least, no weirder than it usually winds up being.

[... aside from the whole 'I can sense weird things' ability he picked up, of course.]

You mentioned something about a wolf where you were, too. What was that all about?
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-22 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There's one big magic wolf but... I think it got infected by some looming darkness? Anyway, we fixed things so he's better now.

... He let us pet him. [He sounds delighted in his own very quiet kind of way.]
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[And there is going to be a very small, very quiet gasp when he hears that, and did... did he just sparkle for a moment?? MAYBE.]

No way.

[Forget everything he's said about never going to Magatus, if he gets to pet huge wolves SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY]
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-23 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[This kid has excellent taste.]

Yeah. We got to pet a giant magic wolf.
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[personal profile] cardcaptured 2018-03-23 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look, Xiaolang's technically a 'small wolf' with magic himself, so HE FEELS A BOND. HE FEELS A KINSHIP.

He just stares at Shouto in slight awe (and maybe even a hint of envy?) for about a moment or two, his eyes definitely sparkling at the thought-- and even though there's more important things to discuss, the first words that leave his mouth are:]


Did you get any photos of him?

[#priorities]
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[personal profile] glaciers 2018-03-25 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shouto takes out his phone and opens up the pictures he has of Magnus.]

He's a good wolf. I hope I get to see him again.