You are going to throw out every possible reason to have me do this, aren't you.
[YOU COULD CLIMB DOWN SO YOU'RE A BIT LOWER, IT IS ONLY FLEECE but no okay come here, he's going to be a good boyfriend and jump down with you if you want, bridal carrying for you so you don't break your legs. The landing is easy, now that he's done this and knows what to expect, and he more than has the strength to compensate for it. So! Yes. Here you are, you're getting set down once we're on the ground, you're welcome.]
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[YOU COULD CLIMB DOWN SO YOU'RE A BIT LOWER, IT IS ONLY FLEECE but no okay come here, he's going to be a good boyfriend and jump down with you if you want, bridal carrying for you so you don't break your legs. The landing is easy, now that he's done this and knows what to expect, and he more than has the strength to compensate for it. So! Yes. Here you are, you're getting set down once we're on the ground, you're welcome.]