[Soujirou, on the other hand, doesn't have to force a smile. He beams happily, nodding with enthusiasm.]

It sounds like a lovely town. I'm amazed I've never heard of it before. I mean, even if you look for it on your phone- [He fishes out his phone to demonstrate, pulling up Google Maps.] - see? GPS says you're in the middle of the ocean.

[The woman gives him an amused look, shaking her head.]

D'you know, I'm honestly more surprised that you're getting anything at all with that there thing.