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Mrs. Brisby ([personal profile] courageofheart) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-11-24 07:52 pm

[CLOSED] Nightmares

WHO: Mrs. Elizabeth Brisby and Kamui Brisby
WHERE: The Brisby home
WHEN: 4:30am, Thanksgiving day
WHAT: After a nasty, all-too-vivid nightmare, Mrs. Brisby decides to get a head start on thanksgiving preparation before she tries to sleep again.
WARNINGS: N/A



[Mrs. Brisby was, normally, an early bird... but it'd been a long time since dreams had woken her up as early as four in the morning. Thanks to the frustrations involving Retrospec and failed communications, her kids weren't going to see their grandparents this year. Hopefully Christmas wouldn't be as much of a disaster. But that didn't mean Elizabeth would give up on Thanksgiving.

Back when she still had nightmares after Jonathan's death, or when Kamui was still sick, she would get up and do dishes. With the holiday to prepare for, she decided to take out the turkey she had bought and... and...

After a half hour of skimming through facebook, youtube and some cooking sites, she decided to debone the turkey. It seemed suitably difficult, which meant it'd be easier for her to tire herself to go back to sleep again, and keep her mind off of the monstrous cat that was chasing her in her nightmare. She's not as quiet as she thinks she is, between the snapping of joints as she carefully removes the turkey's thigh bones and the soft voice of an instructional video on deboning turkeys. She doesn't really realize that she's making any sort of racket, assuming her sons are going to sleep right through it.]


Oh, fiddlesticks.

[She halfheartedly mumbles, realizing she's cut into skin.]

Drat, where's my cooking twine...
foeyay: (chopped to particles)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a flash of light behind her, the flash of a cellphone camera. After a second flash, Kamui lowers the phone from in front of his face so that he can check out his masterpiece of photography.

His hair is down, freed from its perpetual braid, and he's sporting a pair of old sweatpants beneath an oversized t-shirt. Everything from his unruly bedhead to his bare feet signals that he just crawled out of hibernation, but his eyes are alert. He's been awake for at least half an hour now, listening.
]

Two drawers to the left.
foeyay: (i have no words)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Whoops, you did. [He snickers as he holds up the phone to share. There on the screen is a lovely picture of Elizabeth jumping out of her skin in surprise.] But I got payback.

So why are you up? We're not having Thanksgiving breakfast, you know.
foeyay: (sick twisted evil)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She can shake her head all she wants. He's not deleting that photo. At least not until he finds something funnier on the internet.

He leans over her to get a whiff of turkey. Even unprepared, unstuffed, and uncooked, the scent is enough to make him hungry.
]

What, did one of the little dudes fart in front of your door or something?
foeyay: (adam the psychotic clown)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets him to pause, and his attention shifts from the food to his mother's petite shoulder. His smile thins.]

Must've been bad if you couldn't get back to sleep.
foeyay: (every screen is just someone dead)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still staring down at her shoulder. He can't meet her eyes.]

How real?
foeyay: (this game has no heart)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Kamui's stare drops down to his phone. He flips the screen toward the Retrospec app. He looks at it, and he scowls. Then he shoves his phone into his sweat pants.]

I talked to some monster chick last week.
foeyay: (never played it in the dark)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I just did. I talked to some monster chick last week. We gambled. I lost. I'm pretty sure she was crazy. The whole thing was crazy.

But it felt more like a memory than a dream.

[The problem isn't that she's not making any sense. It's that she's making perfect sense, and it pisses him off.

Why'd Retrospec have to mess with her too?
]
foeyay: (with a hedge clipper)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-25 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Kamui leans back against the counter, but he's hardly relaxed. He just needs a surface to grind his elbows against, a drawer to tap his heel into.]

I kept chatting with some of the assholes from that Retrospec announcement. I even met up with a couple of them, two of those bastards who said they had powers from their past lives.

I don't know about this other life bullshit, but the powers? Those were real. There are some serious monsters in this city.
foeyay: (impale thugs' heads with signposts)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-26 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah...

[He sighs as he pushes off the counter and begins his search for a bowl and saucepan.]

Like I'd tell any of them about this weird ass shi- about this crazy Retrospec garbage. Your precious chicks are safe with big bro as their bodyguard. I'm more worried about you.
foeyay: (puffy little pink kirbies)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
["You're one of my 'precious chicks' too, Kamui."

That's part of the problem. She's stuck with him, and there's no way in hell she deserves that.
]

Yeah, and it'll be one hundred per cent devil-cat free. I guarantee it.
foeyay: (two raunchy commentators)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-29 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it didn't also have an eye patch and a hook paw?

[The edge of his lips curl upwards despite his irritation. Perhaps because of it.]

"Ahoy, meowties! These kibbles be rougher than the waves."
foeyay: (rip someone's spine out)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-11-30 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was a movie I watched as a kid. I don't think you could call it a kid's movie though.

[Once again, Kamui avoids eye contact. This time it's for a very different reason.]
foeyay: (now that is intense)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-03 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Siiiiigh, stop being so observant, Mom.]

You said... you were a mouse? In the dream, I mean.
foeyay: (puffy little pink kirbies)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-03 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
I just wasn't expecting that. [He shrugs. What else can he say while he's still so in the dark about everything?] I didn't feel any different in mine. It makes me wonder, is all.

[He doesn't like to wonder. Everything is so much simpler when he doesn't care.]
foeyay: (two raunchy commentators)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. [He shakes his head.] I don't like not knowing. I'll just have to find some way to figure it out.
foeyay: (slow motion bullet ballet)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-06 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. As if I could get rid of a busybody like you.

[Despite his choice diction, his shoulders relax, and he snorts in quiet amusement.]
foeyay: (had to be released in black and white)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-08 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm going to make you wish you'd had a daughter.
foeyay: (gore bags)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Buy me a skirt, and I'll make you regret that you ever said anything.
foeyay: (anyone remember this game)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-09 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
...















I'd rather have the skirt.
foeyay: (with a hedge clipper)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Kamui takes several seconds to fake gag off to the side, as if he's trying to hide it from her. Yet he's clearly not trying to hide it from her.]

Have you tried that giggly Russian girl who used to visit? Katsuki's girlfriend.
foeyay: (sick twisted evil)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-11 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Eh. [He shrugs.] He's at that age where he can't tell mommy anything. It'd be embarrassing if you learned about his hangnail, let alone his girl.
foeyay: (until ea cancelled it)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-13 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Could you though? I will pay you in chores.
foeyay: (i have no words)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-15 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. [He's just going to pat his poor, tired mother on her head.] I will sacrifice my entertainment so you can sleep soundly tonight. You deserve that much.
foeyay: (the mighty bioshock should tip a hat)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-15 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Jewelers saw!

[Instantaneously.]
foeyay: (had a good laugh out of this)

[personal profile] foeyay 2017-12-15 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaand sold! To the beautiful angel who gave me life!

[Kamui may have a frustratingly endless amount of flaws, but at the very least, he is easily bribed. The promise of not just one but several of those dainty saw blades quickly shuts him up. He even hums as he finally gets started on that bread dough for the rolls.

This Thanksgiving he will be an absolute doll.
]