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[tarotcards]

WHO: Souji Seta (tarotcards) and anyone else!
WHERE: Recolle Square
WHEN: 03/07 - all day
WHAT: Souji recieved a mysterious letter from Retrospec and has called for everyone to discuss about the company and to share information. This will be an open mingle post, so feel free to tag others or create your own top-levels!
WARNINGS: N/A

Prompts and threads below!

Comments

[parodeity]

I'm goin' with godlike arbitrators who got bored and decided to fuck around with the universe now. You?

[ also: ]

I'm cool, but only select people understand the coolness.

[ghostories]

I'm still going with my mass hysteria theory! Also, that just makes you weird. [ She snorts. ] Not that it's a bad thing.

If gods are really behind this, then I guess there's no way to fight it?

[parodeity]

Not unless they make the mistake of givin' us comparable powers. Which...might eventually be a thing? I've seen a few people mentionin' superpowers so far.

[ SO. THAT COULD BE IN THEIR BRIGHT, SHINY FUTURE? ]

[ghostories]

[ laughs because that's absurd. This isn't a game?? But it's... interesting to think about. ]

Oh, that would be useful. What superpower would you want, Dave? I think I'd want something flashy like, hmm... fire?

[parodeity]

Flight. It'd save me the trouble of walkin' and I always thought it would be cool. But also, I kinda already have at least one superpower.

[ superspeed ]

[ghostories]

[ Yeah, she wishes she could fly t— ]

What?

How come I don't have any?!

[ Some people have all the luck... ]

[parodeity]

I am not actually sure? I mean. I only know a handful of people with this kinda thing anyway, and they are - mostly weird, honestly.

[ HE FEELS SLOW WHEN HE MOVES AT NORMAL SPEED. ]

[ghostories]

[ Just don't knock anything over, Dave... ]

The powers or the people? Ahaha, I just hope I get something useful. What do you have, lover boy?

[parodeity]

Super speed.

[ why is she calling him lover boy. ]

[ghostories]

[ because she has no life and reads his threads with jade sometimes. childhood friends is such a good trope

also it sounds better than dave ]

Oho! Like that show on the DW?

[parodeity]

Not quite. I mean, I can go fast enough people can't see me, but it's not like...I don't blurry vibrate or whatever, that's weird.

[ghostories]

Whatever you can do, it sounds pretty convenient to me. It's the perfect superpower for committing the most perfect crimes!

HOVER MENU!!!!!!!!!

[parodeity]

Do I wanna know what you think the most perfect crime is? I mean, I clearly do because I'm askin', but.

shh i saw nothing

[ghostories]

I don't know if you're asking for a specific case, but the ost perfect crimes are the ones that look like accidents, obviously! Why, if I could go at super fast speeds that make me invisible, I'd...

[ ... ]

I don't want to become a bad influence on today's youth, so I'll stop here.

[parodeity]

Now I'm just concerned. Like, what, would you steal people's laundry from clotheslines not that many people use those I think but for some reason they just Exist in our minds? Pants a street of unsuspecting victims? Swap someone's food out for somethin' else before they bite in?

[ghostories]

[ yuuko thinks about this real long and ha— ]

Yes, actually. I've always wanted to flip kilts on St. Patrick's Day!

[parodeity]

I am pretty sure I'm not gonna do that. [ WELL - ] Probably?? Maybe it'd be a good prank but mostly so far I've used it - well, uh, reflexively, honestly. I think I used to use it whenever, or mostly in fights.

[ghostories]

Fights?

[ said flatly, skeptically. With one eyebrow raised. Dave is the last person she'd expect in a fight. What is he going to do? Challenge thugs to a riff off??? ]

[parodeity]

That I remember. From whatever before. [ THERE WERE SO MANY FIGHTS ]