The head hits the ground, but before the Captain can feast upon the grey matter, there's the sound of cannon fire! The ship is under attack!!
[ She supplements John's soundtrack with some KA-BOOM!!!!'s of her own, hoping this is all being recorded so she doesn't have to repeat the material later; they can green screen the rest of the crew members in around her later. ]
"Return fire!!!" The captain shouts [ and she looks around for a stray tree branch to use as a cutlass she can raise into the air as she mock runs in place. ]
But the ship is out of cannonballs! Unless the captain thinks fast, she's going to lose the ship and the rest of her crew, so she picks up what ammunition she has: the crew member's head! This will be your final service!
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[ She supplements John's soundtrack with some KA-BOOM!!!!'s of her own, hoping this is all being recorded so she doesn't have to repeat the material later; they can green screen the rest of the crew members in around her later. ]
"Return fire!!!" The captain shouts [ and she looks around for a stray tree branch to use as a cutlass she can raise into the air as she mock runs in place. ]
But the ship is out of cannonballs! Unless the captain thinks fast, she's going to lose the ship and the rest of her crew, so she picks up what ammunition she has: the crew member's head! This will be your final service!