Entry tags:
[Open] Bingo shenanigans + closed prompts
WHO: Toshi, etc
WHERE: Throughout Recolle
WHEN: Throughout July
WHAT: Bingo cards
WARNINGS: will add as needed
This is a catch-all log for Toshi's Bingo card! Any prompts without a name on them (most of them) are ripe for the picking, and I'm totally okay with doing prompts more than once, so if you have prompts that overlap with Toshi's and want to fill out your own card, let's do it!
Feel free to drop me a PM if you want a prompt tailored for you, or toss up your own top level. C:
WHERE: Throughout Recolle
WHEN: Throughout July
WHAT: Bingo cards
WARNINGS: will add as needed
This is a catch-all log for Toshi's Bingo card! Any prompts without a name on them (most of them) are ripe for the picking, and I'm totally okay with doing prompts more than once, so if you have prompts that overlap with Toshi's and want to fill out your own card, let's do it!
Feel free to drop me a PM if you want a prompt tailored for you, or toss up your own top level. C:
Closed to Kashuu
Toshi waits patiently in line until he gets up to the counter and flashes Kashuu a very pointy grin -- he's trying for "just your average customer" but the sharky teeth kind of ruin the effect. Oh well.]
Yeah, can I get a uuuh....
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Since he's a good barista though, he won't leave the poor guy hanging with his decisions, so--]
Need something to wake you up? Or d'you want something that just tastes nice. We just got in some dragonfruit syrup that mixes really well with our lemonade, I think you might like that one.
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[It does, he's not even pretending. His genuine reaction to that will probably make his ridiculous deception even better.]
But listen, my friend told me about this thing I have to try, it's a uh...something beans....something...
[He snaps his fingers.]
Right! I got it. Magic Beanstalk Beans-- I think it's a frappe or something. Like the unicorn one you had a couple months back.
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To be fair though, most of the people who have pulled this have actually bought drinks afterward so he hasn't had to track anyone down or write NO MAGIC BEANS signs on the door... And he probably wouldn't anyway, since it's a great way to meet more people stuck in Retrospec hell.
THAT SAID.]
Sure, sure. One Magic Beanstalk Beans frappuccino, coming riiight up. You want that to be a twenty ounce?
[He's actually making this a thing just for Toshi. Whether that's good or bad will soon be seen...]
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Yeah, twenty ounce sounds good. And lemme get that dragonfruit lemonade, too?
[See, he's a good guy, getting a real drink, too.]
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Especially since he's a good bean who also orders a real drink.]
Twenty ounce for that one, too?
[He'll start on the Bean Drink first. Behold his barista-ing powers as he cha-cha-slides his way across the limited space in the area behind the bar, mixing this and that and making something that looks vaguely concerning.]
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[That sounds good, but some of the things Kashuu's putting in that bean drink look faintly worrying. Toshi has no room to stress since a) he ordered this and b) he juices for crying out loud, but he's a little uncertain all the same.]
Make sure you get the magic beans! No fat free beans for me, okay?
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[AND ONCE HE'S DONE creating this horrific concoction, he'll cap it and slide it on over and get to working on Toshi's actual drink...
But the hilarious part is that the weirdness he's slapped together here isn't actually bad. He's got a great eye for flavor pairings which is why he does so dang well as a barista! The drink itself somehow (and miraculously) resembles the flavor profile of those chocolate-chilli combos that you see in fancy organic chocolate bars.
It's still probably not something anyone should drink excessively, though...]
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I hope you realize making something that tastes this good just means I'm gonna come back and ask for the magic beanstalk frappucino again tomorrow.
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That's fine, but you'd basically be taking your life into your hands since I didn't write down a recipe or anything.
[DRINK ROULETTE EVERY TIME...
And with the other one finished, he'll cap it and slide it across the counter, too. And then step to the side to let his coworker take the next order, because he has important survey questions to ask here.]
Tell me how you like that one, okay?
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[Gladly, in fact. He's still drinking this magic bean mess.]
It's good, by the way. Kind of sweet. Got a little kick to it. I bet it'd sell really well, actually! Just...maybe if you improve the looks first...
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[No promises if he's been slighted for whatever reason and feels the need to Avenge Himself... But fortunately, Toshi's such an agreeable guy that he can't really imagine that ever happening.]
I could prooobably find a way to pretty that one up a little, anyway. I just wanted to give you something to worry about, y'know? And to see if you'd actually drink it.
[A PUNK.]
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I ordered it, right? Wouldn't be fair to order it and then throw it away. I'm just thankful you didn't decide to poison me, since people've probably been annoying you with this all day! But thanks for helping me fill out this card!
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[Truly, his friends get the best of his merciful side. Except Yamato, who just gets pushed out of his own bed and whined on.]
How far are you into that thing, anyway? Are you gonna aim for a blackout like some people or are you just curious to see if the memory thing is legit?
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[He looks at the card. It's....not very full at all.]
I'm not that far into it. Pretty much just doing things that catch my eye or that I think will be entertaining, you know? World's a pretty crazy place, you gotta grab your fun when you can!
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[But he's not judging because he's done stupider things for the sake of entertainment before. At least most of the things on these cards can't get people arrested...]
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[Says the guy cheerfully drinking a somewhat dubious looking concoction just because his friend made it.]
Besides, I figure none of this stuff is likely to get anyone injured or arrested, so it's all in good fun, right? Anyway, I don't really want a bingo. Not sure I'd trust the reward that might come with it.
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I guess it'd just be a fun way to pass time, looking at it like that... [A SHRUG. To each their own.]
Just make sure you don't find a way to get arrested anyway, okay?
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[Toshi's judicial record, unlike many people he knows, is remarkably spotless. ...It's kind of surprising, actually.]
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You're probably the exact kinda person Retrospec is looking to get arrested with this junk, then. Don't they live to make our lives way harder than they should be?
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[Oh, while he's thinking about it.]
Hey, when does your shift end? I figure I could give you a ride home and knock off another of these squares.
[...specifically, one that requires him to give someone a piggyback ride...]
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That said, Toshi's in luck for his bingo-ing! After glancing at the clock:]
About five minutes, actually. Are you okay with waiting a little?
[Little does he know he's about to get piggyback'd home... It's fine.]
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[TOSHI NO, DO NOT DRINK BOTH OF THOSE IN FIVE MINUTES-- too late.]
I'll be outside!
[Chugging a frappucino oh god the brain freeze he's about to get-- aaaand he's wincing. Brought it on himself.]
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[HE'S GONE....... Bye, Toshi. He'll attend your brain freeze-induced funeral.
But about eight minutes later, OUT HE'S BOUNCING, now free of his apron and the shackles of A Good Bean for one more evening.]
...You okay there? Did you actually drink it all?