SEMI-CLOSED ♞ B-B-BINGO AND SUCH

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WHO: Souji and others!
WHERE: Everywhere in Recolle
WHEN: All of July
WHAT: A general catch-all log for this month. Mostly bingo threads, though!
WARNINGS: N/A asides from some massive food poisoning??

OOC: For reference, Souji's bingo sheet is found here! Those with a blue coloured square means it is currently "taken" while the white squares are still free. Feel free to PM me or reach me at northpaws if you'd like to do some bingo stuff (that we haven't already planned beforehand) or if you'd like any other threads! This is just a catch-all post for all the logs/threads I might have, without spamming the comm and to keep all of Souji's bingo threads in one post.

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[ and once an hour is up, dave will be waiting in the vaguely appointed neighborhood, dressed in black slacks and a red dress shirt with a black tie under a black vest? he went Fancy As Shit.

the Sord... he is holding in his left hand rather ruins the entire ensemble, though. :( ]

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[ dang, dave, looking good. souji shows up in just a simple but slick black suit and tie. in addition, he's even wearing his tv glasses that he regained. of course, the lens don't work in the real world and he sees just fine, but they add a nice look to the whole professional look. ]

Hey. [ he lifts up a hand to greet him but then sees the sord like what ] What's with the... sword?

[ he knows that he told dave to bring an item he got from retrospec but why the sord... ]

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It is a Sord...

[ you can hear the "..." is part of the title, right. ]

Isn't it awesome?

[ NOT REALLY, DAVE, BUT OKAY ]

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[ WHY IS THE "..." PART OF ITS NAME ]

Well, what is it?

[ And why is it making your hand all...... pixelated? ]

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[ because homestuck ]

It's, you know. A sword. [ BUT TOO SHITTY TO EARN A W

also because it's so shitty it's hard to hold and makes things...shitty...

look ]

It can't actually cut shit, though?

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[ Souji is Judging ]

You know, I asked you to bring something so I could "steal" it for bingo but I'm not sure if I can handle taking such an item away now.

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C'mon, don't you wanna hold it at least a little bit?

[ THIS IS HIS BELOVED SORD... SOUJI HOW COULD YOU TURN IT DOWN. ]

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[ BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD MADE IT?? dave why you were pretty cool up until this point ]

Will it make my hand all... pixelated like that?

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[ are you saying dave strider can't draw

because like he can't but ]

Yep. It even looks like that if you take a picture?

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[ maybe if he took off those shades for once, he can see properly enough to draw ]

... All right, I'll be "stealing" your Sord for now. I suppose I can use it as a conductor's baton while we sing.

[ SOUJI IS TOO NICE TO ACTUALLY STEAL SOMETHING he's just going to borrow it and be !!! about his hand being all weird. Why couldn't you have brought something normal from Retrospec, Dave................ ]

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[ well he has his shades on but. he doesn't remove those Ever. he manages to hand the sord... over without touching souji. ]

That'd be a pretty cool use for it, ngl. Which house first - how about that red one?

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[ i can't believe the "..." is honestly part of the name for the sord and that you are typing it out every time it is mentioned i'm losing my shit but anyway souji takes the sord... and tries to act super cool and not bothered by just nodding. ]

Sure. We can hit up the one next to it after.

[ assuming that the cops aren't called on them... but going right up to the house and looking at dave. ]

Are you ready?

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[ you're lucky i'm not dedicated enough to come in and o it in comic sans font which i SHOULD be doing ]

Ready as I'm gonna be, captain.

[ for the record dave actually has a really nice voice, so. AT LEAST THERE IS THAT, FOR THIS, ]

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[ why is DAVE OR HOMESTUCK LIKE THIS ]

[ souji has an all right singing voice (look, he played the trumpet in music club, that's it) so dave will have to make it up for him, but he takes a deep breath and here they go... singing never gonna give you up... in fancy clothes... outside a house... where the npc inside probably comes to their window to check what's going on and sees two dumb kids rickrolling them while one of them is swinging a sord... around ]

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[ because homestuck hates all of us.

dave can make up for it? he so rarely sings for people treasure this moment sooj...but yeah there's like. at least the npcs are mostly affable? but probably they will get told to go away or maybe yelled at because it's, you know, a stupid thing to be doing and no one wants an irl rick roll... ]

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[ good thing you've mentioned that dave and souji might be told off because here comes that npc now, coming out the front door and to pelt them with... slices of bread? i guess it's the cheapest thing to throw without losing big $$$ and to tell them to go away ]

[ should they retreat or stand their ground...?! ]

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[ being pelted with bread by the rich snobby neighborhood...!

dave looks mildly offended by this but also like ??? because it's the first time in his life anyone has thrown bread at him. he sort of snorts though, and: ]

Move on to a few more houses or call it quits at one?

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[ the first but not the last time that they will be pelted with food ]

Maybe we should try a few more houses and see if they'll throw some other ingredients to make a sandwich.

[ they can run back and forth to make themselves a gross floor sandwich ]

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...That actually sounds like a fun game. Maybe if we focus on bein' really bad next house we can get some fruit?

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Maybe they'll toss us those dancing fruits and if so, I vote that we should keep them and let them dance with us. We could use some backup dancers to our choir.

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...Yes. Yes, I like this plan. We can balance them on our shoulders. It will bring a certain gravitas to the performance?

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I like your way of thinking. I knew I picked the right partner for this.

Let's head off, Dave, into the grand adventure of terrorising each and every house in this neighbourhood.

[ fast forward to like an hour later where the boys have piles of food and most likely covered in jam??? ]

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[ this is the best fast forward ever, so yes! ]

Totally worth gettin' the nice duds a little wrecked. [ he likes clothes but also WORTH IT ] I feel like we need a picture?

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[ paying an expensive bill to dry cleaning is totally worth it when souji has an armful of dancing fruits, literally a sealed loaf of bread, and those super tiny jam containers. it's great. he's pretty happy. ]

This is definitely worthy of a selfie. [ dave will have to take it though because souji has his arms literally full of goodies ] Did you grab anything good?

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I got a bag of chips from that really annoyed teenager?

[ also most of his haul is in his sylladex...so he will pull out his phone and lean closer for the selfie! ]

We pretty much could have lunch off of this?