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Yuri Plisetsky ([personal profile] catsudon) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-03-15 05:03 pm

open | what misadventure is so early up

WHO: ANY & ALL
WHERE: RecollΓ© Community Center
WHEN: March 15th, Afternoon/Evening
WHAT: Auditions and sign ups for the Community Production of Romeo & Juliet.
WARNINGS: N/A, perhaps for language, will update as necessary.

Sign-ins for auditions and sign-ups for production crew in all aspects are at the table in front of the stage; the director and another community arts program associate can be found there. After signing in, those auditioning for parts are invited to pick up and share one of pamphlets with selected scenes from the play itself:
Act I, Scene I: Where Gregory and Sampson fight with Abraham and Balthazar.

Act II, Scene II: The infamous balcony scene between Romeo and Juliet, from Romeo's "But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?" to Juliet's "How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?"

Act III, Scene I: Where Mercutio and Tybalt fight, only for Romeo to interrupt and Tybalt to stab Mercutio under Romeo's arm. From Tybalt's, "Follow me close, for I will speak to them." to Mercutio's "Come, sir, your passado."

And a fourth, randomized scene that doesn't appear to be the same amoung all the pamphlets. The director will be keeping things rolling by tossing auditioners on stage and ushering seconds to read parts if people aren't presenting in pairs; the monologues he waves off, saying he's more interested in the dramatics of people's on stage chemistry than their ability to drone on to the audience alone.
Details and scheduling on props, costumes, setting pieces, and the rest are all a mess of discussions throughout the night; the director takes a few breaks for refreshments, leaving the auditorium and falls and the rest of the community center proper (along with the grounds around the community center) for people to practice before their time comes to be up on stage.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ dave is dressed pretty casually in jeans and a t-shirt, as usual, he's also got headphones, though, coming away from doing some sound shit. he still doesn't have the Official okay, but no one else has seemed interested in the job so far? ]

Man, high school has to hit all the cliches, you know this. I'm pretty sure it's on their requirements alongside what we gotta make on our scantrons as a collective whole?

[ he'll eye the prop swords, and meander closer. ]

Are you gonna be goin' out for a sword-fightin' dude?
chiseler: (you're gonna go far kid)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-18 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to question it but that's also his Dave-bias, so he glances at the headphones before lifting his shoulder in a shrug.]

I definitely don't miss it, I won't lie to you. Every movie I've ever seen about high school is also a lie because the cliches are even worse.

[He twirls one of the swords in his hand to get a feel for its balance.] I'm not auditioning, but somebody's gotta teach you guys how to fight without actually smacking each other too bad.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
So you actually know how to use a sword? Dirk keeps sayin' I should learn how to fight, but he means krav.

[ HE'LL GO PICK UP A SWORD, THOUGH, just to see how it feels in his hands. ]

I'll have you know I am really good at dodgin' shit, though. Also, I wouldn't miss it either. But hey, I'm almost done with it, so the cliches are like frosting or spice rather than the main course at this point, you know?
chiseler: (nice work you did)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-18 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sure do. I was the captain of the fencing team when I was actually in high school. [Hence why the sword seems to move really easily.] Plus I still train when I feel like it. It's not a really useful skill like martial arts or anything but it's good for your agility more than anything.

[He's sizing Dave up, letting him examine the sword before he rifles through the collection instead to see if there's something better for him.]

Swordfighting will make you even better at dodging shit, and dodging shit is good for the real world. Once you finish your cherry-on-a-shit-sundae of a year it'll be good to have something to fall back on.

Why'd Dirk suggest taking up fighting anyway?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Because he's a worried older brother and likes to know I'm capable of throwin' down, I guess?

[ because dirk is dirk and he needs to know dave is safe. and dave has never bothered to learn to do more than throw a punch. ]

Agility is like my main stat so I'm in to learn a little - even if I'm not goin' out for a part, here.
chiseler: (making a living making a killing)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He seems to consider that for a moment before he nods in agreement. That's definitely fair. He wants Annabeth to be safe but Annabeth knows how to handle herself. Even knowing that, he worries about her, so:] Yeah, I think I can see where he's coming from. Makes enough sense.

[He finds a prop sword and holds the hilt out to Dave to take before grabbing one for himself.]

If you want, I could use an assistant for demonstrations once the cast is picked and rehearsals start. I could teach you the basics and you can help me teach everybody else. Benefit everybody that way.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TAGBOMBED ME, AN INNOCENT, WHO TAGBOMBED YOU

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dave will take the sword immediately. it feels weird in his hand, since he's never held one before really until today, but he's not so bad at it. ]

Sure. When would the teachin' begin? Now or later?

[ it's not like he plans to go out for a part, so he'd be free to help... ]
chiseler: (man he never had a chance)

listen you deserved it

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-20 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not trying out for the play itself are you? I can start you now while everybody's running lines and auditioning. Nobody's even gonna pay attention to us. [Probably, anyway. Dave's smart. He could easily pick up on the basics.] You'll have to practice on your own a bit after I teach you what I know but that won't be a problem will it?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-20 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'm gonna do soundboard shit if they say yes. [ dave nods, though. ] All right, what do we start with, sensei?

[ stop him ]
chiseler: (making a living making a killing)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
See, all the more reason I picked you to DJ at the bar. [But he sighs.] You can start by not calling me sensei, first of all. [He's grinning though and with the swords in hand he's nodding for Dave to follow him. Off to a space in the auditorium where they can actually do this.]

First thing's first. When you're working with a blade you need to be flexible enough and be able to anticipate your opponent's movements. It'll give you an idea if you need to attack or block. I'll teach you your attacks first. Since these are props they're not gonna hurt that much. [Give him a moment to get into the appropriate stance here, leaving Dave with his own sword.] Come at me. Basic stab, try that first.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's such a concernin' statement? Not gonna hurt "that" much still means it's gonna hurt a little. You're lucky I inexplicably trust you even though I got a premonition In about to get my ass served to me on a platter by a disapprovin' butler.

[ dave tries to mimic the stance. he isn't terrible at this part because of eight years of dance; mimicking other people's moves is a skill he has long since mastered. his grip on the sword is a little awkward, though, as he lunges forward - attention split to try to move normal speed - and attempts a basic stab. he assumes luke can hella kick his ass so he doesn't argue about maybe hurting the more experienced guy. ]
chiseler: (now you'll lead the way)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
So I went from being sensei to a butler now? Man, talk about a downgrade. Anyway it's just gonna hurt like if I hit you with a wiffle bat or maybe a thin stick. You'll be fine.

[He's mostly teasing though. He's not interested in actually hurting him, but he's going to make sure Dave's stance is correct. There's a nod to signify that he has that part down. When he lunges though it's almost easy for Luke to bend his wrist enough to knock Dave's blade aside, blocking him with ease before stepping in for a stab of his own and poking him in the ribs.]

Not bad. [Since he doesn't know about Dave's speed problem yet, he can't address that. What he can do is rotate his wrist to show him how to hold the sword properly.] What you need to do is come at me like you're definitely going to get a hit in and don't hesitate. It's about the follow-through. [He nods down at his own blade.] This time I'm not going to try to disarm you. Okay?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been hit with a wiffle bat but it sounds terrifying and I'm terrified. That sounds like you're gonna bust out a telletubby to smack me down with, dude.

[ dave makes a face but doesn't otherwise react to being poked in the ribs. he also shifts how he's holding the blade to match what luke showed him. ]

A'ight. Does that mean you're gonna do somethin' else? Guess it doesn't matter - [ he darts forward, on the faster side of normal, to aim a light semi-awkward blow at luke's side. ]
chiseler: (tell me)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-22 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Never have I ever been in possession of a telletubby to hit somebody with. [This is a throwaway comment even as he's preparing himself for Dave's next move. He shuffles himself backwards, nodding because it doesn't matter and though he moves slower he doesn't effectively block like he had which lends to Dave hitting his side.

He blinks in surprise at his suddenly burst of speed but figures it's adrenaline and instead pushes his blade away with his hand.]


That's better. You come at your opponent with the intent to strike and knowing you will strike. I'll give you the basics for countering counterattacks and everything once you get better at nailing direct hits. The good thing about swords is you can use them to slash instead of only stabbing, too. [He steps back, giving himself room to demonstrate an upward slash in slow motion followed by a stab.] Think you can combine the two?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-22 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds exactly like what someone with a secret telletubby arsenal would say - also, sure thing.

[ it's like dancing, kind of, except it isn't. but it's just holding a prop and copying what someone else is doing with their body, which he's done a million and one times since he was a kid. not usually with a prop, admittedly, and usually with let trying to hit someone, but hey.

as with the other movements, dave will try the upward slash in a slow motion with a stab on luke, fully secure in the knowledge he can't take the dude on seriously with a two minute lesson. haha. ]
chiseler: (life's a gas and it's running out)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-23 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Things to do: find a secret telletubby arsenal to terrorize Dave Strider. But other things to do: make sure Dave Strider doesn't stab him in the eye. He's not worried, though he's pleased with the fact that Dave seems to be catching on quickly. With the sword coming up at him, he brings his hand up only to slow the motion, though he lets the sword follow through and land in his side to show Dave where the motions would take him.]

Nice. See, the advantage you have is being light on your feet and knowing how to throw your whole body into motion without overbalancing. A lot of people make that mistake their first time and end up eating it.

[He backs up again, readjusting his grip on his sword.] Come at me again. I'm going to block your hits but I want you to keep going until one of us counters. Same moves all the way through, stabs and slashes. Try to see what works best, I want to see what kind of style you have. [Perhaps he's not the best teacher, but as far as Luke figures this makes more sense than firmly disciplining him just yet.]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-23 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily for me I dance. [ which. he's not embarrassed about and never has been? it is his chosen athletic activity, and although he might get back some reservations about it they'll have seventeen years of Whatever, Man to combat.

dave readjusts his grip again, checking it against luke's, before nodding. ]


All right, then. At which point I assume you're gonna amp it up to tryin' to have me block shit while you attack, too?

[ he has no idea. either way, dave proves exactly as good a student as he has been previously: he does as requested and darts forward, and while he suspects luke will block everything he aims only for places he's pretty sure wouldn't hurt if he actually, like, connected. so sue him, dave strider is a Good Kid. ]
chiseler: (slowly out of line)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
You and Anya both, but I trust one of you more than the other with a sword. [He doesn't seem to mind either way. Either way there's just a sharp grin because yes, he's going to amp it up eventually but for now Dave moves and Luke blocks, giving way with his sword just a bit to let Dave follow-through and go with the motions. On the other hand, as he's blocking he's also pressing back to try and get Dave to back up to test how light he really is on his feet.]

Better. Keep it up for as long as you can. [The thing is that his blocking strategy seems to be changing. Instead of using the tip of his foil to try and redirect him, he's using more of his blade to catch each hit. He appreciates Dave not, like, actually hitting him.] What's your stamina like usually?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-25 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty good. I mean - again, dance thing, I can go for hours without really feelin' it to a point I'm like "stop".

[ he's athletic, just not with Sports. how do Sports work? dave strider isn't sure. this sword suddenly feels more and less familiar at once. a fencing blade isn't something he's ever used, and this particular method of fighting isn't, either - but something that he'd hold moreso with both hands, and a less rule-abiding method of fighting...

that rings a bell.

he doesn't shift his posture, exactly, but dave feels a little easier with the blade, and this time he's going to attempt to disarm luke based on a vague intuition that's a thing you can Do. ]
chiseler: (gonna seize the day)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Good. Perfect. He likes that answer and there's a smirk, moreso when Dave eases into the sword. He goes in for the disarm and almost instinctually Luke's blade shifts in his hand and he slashes up in a method that really, really doesn't belong in fencing.

It's enough that his grip on the prop sword loosens and Dave's able to disarm him. He doesn't immediately move to pick the sword up but rather he's staring at Dave for a moment before his lips press into a thin line.]


There you go. It's not the most conventional method to disarm but that'll do it. [Give him a moment to move and pick up the sword once more.] You're thinking about it less. That's good. Once I teach you blocking you'll have the idea of the basics.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...welp. that felt weird, but also...

no. it mostly felt weird. ]


And then we, what, do a practice match? Three musketeers it up in a duel to the embarrassed?

[ jokes are always dave's main mode of defense. ]
chiseler: (life's a gas and it's running out)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-28 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Weird is a good descriptor, but they're just going to roll with it and Luke smirks instead.]

Depends. How badly do you feel like embarrassing yourself in a duel against me? I wouldn't say no to a practice match once you get the skills down though.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-28 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind embarrassin' myself.

[ a shrug. ]

Sometimes it's a good way to learn?
chiseler: (what's worth forgiving?)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-03-31 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You think so? I didn't think you were the type to feed off of humiliation. [But on the other hand he's shifting his hands to start teaching Dave proper blocking techniques.]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-31 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh. I'm hard to humiliate if we come down to it. It's only if you seriously mind that you can be humiliated, right? [ he shifts stances as well ]

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