mochizuki ryoji ([personal profile] appraiser) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-09-01 08:05 pm

[OPEN] welcome home.

WHO: Tuuri, Elliot, Akira, Yusuke, their two cats Morrigan and Katkat, ???, and kind souls like you who've gotten roped into manual labor- I mean, helping out your friends
WHERE: off-campus housing somewhere, close enough to the university to walk in good weather, far enough to bike if Akira wants to risk getting run over by a bus
WHEN: September 2nd, all day
WHAT: Move-in day! in which the house may or may not be haunted by a small child; rumor has it that he shows up in people's bedrooms at night and may disappear the moment you take your eyes off him (aka ??? is Pharos because I want to play roommate things too...)
WARNINGS: none

A.
[ It's a bright and early Saturday morning, and while each of the four roommates (the fifth being Ryoji, who is on "vacation" and it's an unspoken rule that nobody is allowed to talk about him) have already received their set of keys to the house, whoever gets here first gets first choice of bedrooms. Will it be Team Tuuri? Team Elliot? Team Akira? Team Yusuke? Fight it out, guys. Or be reasonable people and talk it out, idk.

There are five bedrooms to share or claim as your own, of various sizes and proximity to the kitchen and two bathrooms. There might also be a leftover dresser or coffee table left by the previous tenants, so if you want that, better sneak it into your chosen room and pretend that it was always there, before someone else comes along and accuses you of hoarding all the furniture.

Because unless you're bringing something from home, there is no other furniture. ]


B.
[ AKA IT'S IKEA TIME

Boxes lie in the living room— potential tables, chairs, desks, shelves, it might have been easier to ask friends for spare furniture they can donate, but at least the cats are having a blast jumping into the empty boxes (in the case of a little calico kitten, yowling to be let out immediately after, save her). It's like Christmas morning in here, except Lego instructions weren't this confusing and help would really be appreciated so everything can get put together in time for dinner without giving up and saying screw it all and just using the cardboard boxes themselves as chairs. But also please, for the love of all that is good in the world, only work on one Ikea furniture project at a time, keep close count of all the parts, and don't let the cats eat any screws. ]


C.
[ The house is a bit of a mess, but it's coming together. Someone still needs to make a grocery run or there's nothing in the fridge aside from like... half a gallon of chocolate milk, or a single stalk of limp celery, or a full ice tray that's decidedly not filled with ice because the cubes are opaque white and taste kind of sweet if you lick it (but don't lick or eat any of this stuff if you want to live). There are fridge magnets on the door that consist of an upside down V, a K, the number 1, an R, and another upside down V neatly lined up towards the bottom half of the door. There are no vowels anywhere to be found.

Mattresses are also pretty heavy and a pain to maneuver through the halls, so if you hear muffled shouting from inside one of the bedrooms and see a bed blocking one of the doorways, maybe save the poor soul trapped inside the bedroom and/or find whoever gave up halfway through and walked away from the job.

There's no toilet paper in either of the bathrooms, but there's a full bottle of black cherry merlot liquid hand soap that smells amazing.

The basement doesn't seem to have been aired out in years.

Nobody seems to know the wi-fi password.

This place isn't actually livable yet, but!! soon!!! ]


D.
[ Outside, there's a front porch too small to hang around in, but the backyard is open for everybody to take a breather as you take a well deserved rest/regret coming over to help. The lawn is kind of overrun with weeds, and the birdbath is dusty and empty, but otherwise, it's a fairly large yard. A pool could probably fit in the middle at the sacrifice of grass. A couple of apple trees line the fence out in the back, but while the fruit smile down at you all, it's hard to tell whether they're good to eat yet or not without grabbing them by the face and tearing them off the tree. Maybe test and see anyways, and there might be apple pie in it for everyone as a thanks for the help.

The front of the house features a driveway wide enough for two cars, or a single moving truck that hogs up all the space and forces everybody else to attempt parallel parking on the crowded streets. There's also a motorcycle propped up next to the porch, but it's still there after everybody else leaves. It's going to stay there for the next two-three weeks and nobody questions it because looking up the license plate will show it registered to somebody we don't talk about. ]


Wildcard
[ There are cardboard boxes everywhere, Helpers! Please take some home for your cats. And I know you or somebody you know has a cat, because Recollé is Cat City. Anyways, wildcard for anything else you'd like to play; make your own top-levels and meet up with roommates, friends, and neighbors. Roomies, thank you for getting all this hard work out of the way before Ryoji actually moves in, you guys are the best, ilu♥ ]
fiddlestick: (ahaha)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[A1. Introductions - OTA]
[ Elliot is still rather concerned about the whole app business that happened tonight, but there's no putting off moving day! Especially if moving day meant getting away from the dormmate from heck.

So he's here bright and early with his things. He doesn't bring them in just yet, instead taking the opportunity to walk through the house and get a lay of the land. When he comes across someone, he'll give them a cheery, albeit nervous, smile]


Oh hi! Are you one of my roommates?

[A2. Room Grab - OTA ]
[Each of the empty bedrooms, he examines. Oddly if you watch him? It's pretty clear he doesn't seem to be inspecting the size or location of the room. No, instead he seems to be testing the acoustics of each room by tapping his foot, singing a couple notes- that sort of thing.

Finally, he seems to settle on one of the smaller rooms. It's not great acoustics, but it's the best of the lot. He goes to grab his things to put into that room. It's one of the smaller rooms, so no one will mind right?]


[B. Ikea - OTA]
[Elliot isn't terrible at reading ikea instructions. At the end of the day, they're just symbols and patterns right? He can get a handle on that.

What he is terrible at, is the actual assembly. That takes way more muscle and hand-eye coordination than he actually has. So when you find him, the...whatever he's building seems to have fallen apart. From the slump of his shoulders and disappointed sigh, this isn't the first time.]


Oh...great.

[Maybe give him a hand?]

[D. An actual yard!! - OTA ]
[One thing he is excited about, even if it's in poor condition, is the yard! So when he's taking a break from moving things around, he's definitely check. It doesn't matter to him that it's overrun with weeds- he seems thrilled]

Oh cool! We got an actual yard! Oh, and with an apple tree too!

[YOU DON'T SEE THESE MUCH IN NEW YORK OK.]

[Wildcard. Breakfast - ROOMMATES ONLY]
[The next morning, Elliot's still pretty tired from all the moving yesterday. Even so, he still manages to get up pretty early the next morning, and even find a nearby corner marketplace. When a roommate walks into the kitchen, they'll see that he's cooking up some omelets. And even more notably, he's making enough that it looks like he's planning on sharing with]

Morning!
skald: (neljäkymmentäviisi)

[personal profile] skald 2017-09-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
a. early bird catches the worm
[Tuuri makes a point of getting to the house early in the morning, specifically so she can scope out the best room in the house and claim it for herself. She spends a significant period of time looking through each of them, weighing her options (proximity to the bathroom? to the kitchen? the one that's larger than the others but weirdly shaped so it's a pain in the ass to arrange furniture in it?) and running back and forth between them instead of, you know, moving the boxes of her belongings into one of them. They're piled haphazardly by the door instead; hopefully no one trips on them. At least she doesn't have a lot of boxes-- she moved from a tiny, furnished dorm room, after all.

Of course, that means she needs furniture. Well, maybe no one will notice if she just...

Tuuri is shoving a leftover dresser out of one room when she realizes that the heavy dragging sound of a large piece of furniture scraping across the floor is attracting attention. She startles guiltily as soon as she realizes, hands springing up off the dresser, before she cracks a wide (if nervous) smile.]
Ahaha hi! Hello! I'm Tuuri, nice to meet you!

[Please don't question the furniture thieving.]

c. is it too early to call this a cat-astrophe
[Tuuri tried going into the basement in the spirit of exploring their entire home (and looking for more neat old furniture to salvage). That lasted about two seconds before she pokes her head back around the door.] I think whoever lived here before us had way more than two cats.

[The smell wafting up from the basement probably backs her up on that. Like, their basement smells like a herd of cats came in from a rainstorm, dried themselves off by rolling around on the ground, and then decided to stick around for another two years. She should probably close the door, instead of... turning back out of curiosity, door thrown wide open to the rest of the house.]

e. assorted nerdery
[You can also find Tuuri:
-cheerfully pinning a very detailed chore chart, with no communication with any of the others, to the kitchen wall;
-struggling with a box that looks dangerously close to splitting at the bottom and dropping all of her junk into the street;
-aggressively ignoring all references to their mysterious fifth roommate; or
-taking frequent breaks to greet a bunch of random friends that she invited over to 'check out the new place', while everyone (including her) is still trying to move in.]
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a

[personal profile] skald 2017-09-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! Yes, I am! My name's Tuuri, it's so nice to meet you!

[Cheery, nervous smile, meet overly excited counterpart.]

I'm so excited to be living together! I only had one roommate last year and we were both pretty busy so we never really got a chance to connect-- I wanted to try living on-campus at first, but I think this is going to be way more fun! What was your name? What are you studying, do you know yet?

[...really overly excited counterpart. She didn't stop for air during any part of that.]
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[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow...that is a lot of excitement?? But she seems nice at least!!]

Ahaha...it's nice to meet you too, Tuuri! I'm Elliot. I'm looking forward to living here too!

And...I don't know what I'm studying quite yet! What about you?
skald: (kaksikymmentäkolme)

[personal profile] skald 2017-09-02 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, me neither! That's great! [That's not particularly great.] I'm deciding between history and linguistics, most likely? But I also really like biology too. It's hard to decide, haha! But I'm a sophomore, so I should figure it out sometime soon.
fiddlestick: (you're an idiot)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Eheh...sounds like you got some pretty varied interests! No wonder you have trouble choosing. [It's a different reason than his lack of focus, but hey, not going to go into that] This will be my first semester, so I hope I get things figured out pretty quick...
Edited 2017-09-02 03:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Elliot is not sure...why a child has been hanging around all day. He hasn't asked either though. The kid seemed happy here, so he assumed that maybe he knew one of the other roommates. It's fine, he was alright with children.]

Oh? Happy to see-

[He looks, assuming this is some kid playing make pretend when--]

-- Eek! Are those- are those faces?!?

[GOD WHY]
fiddlestick: (I am not made for this shit)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Elliot is distracted as he tries to figure out WHY THE APPLES HAVE SMILING FACES, but he gets sidetracked when Pharos brings a partly rotten apple to him]

Oh hey! That one's rotten. You don't want to eat that. Hold on-

[He's not sure why this kid is fine with eating smiley face apples, but you know what? Whatever!! Just accept it Elliot Craig!! He walks to the tree to reach up for an apple--

-- But being only 5'4", he's just out of reach of those delicious apples]


- O-oh. Nevermind. We might have to wait for someone else to get it...
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[personal profile] skald 2017-09-02 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[There sure is a little kid getting in the way when they're trying to move, but Tuuri isn't one to talk about inviting less-than-useful people over on move-in day. Besides, it's kind of cute that someone's little brother or cousin or whoever is here! Maybe she'll ask him to help with something simple, so he can feel like he's a part of everything.

Anyway she smiles, leaning down a little (not too much, though, she's such a shortie) to talk to him about the musty scent of stale cat pee.]
Oh, no. Do you smell that? Ahaha. I think there were a lot of them down there at some point.
fiddlestick: (MAKE UP YOUR OWN CAPTION)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that's cute kid go ahead and try it all you want, maybe youll tire yourself--

OH NO HE'S IN THE TREE NOW. OH NO. WHAT IF HE FALLS?? ELLIOT DOES NOT TRUST HIS STRENGTH TO CATCH HIM.]


Oh! Be careful!
fiddlestick: (stop standing in the fire guys)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS NERVE-WRACKING CHILD. But he seems to know what he's doing as he climbs? So okay, try to breath Elliot. Maybe he won't fall and you won't have to try to catch him only to inevitably fail because you're weak and pathetic-- ]

Y-Yeah, that one's fine.

[He'll step closer, as close as he possibly can to be under Pharos and holds out his hands. He is not at all sure about this catching thing, but maybe it'll work??]
fiddlestick: (AIDIOS TAKE THE WHEEL)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh!!

[Elliot screams as he sees Pharos fall. This is bad!! He knew it'd happen!! He tries, but he doesn't so much catch Pharos as gets hit by Pharos's falling body and the branch- breaking their fall as he gets knocked to the ground himself with a thud.]
fiddlestick: (I am not made for this shit)

I can't believe I rolled a 2 on this

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[While Pharos is polite to blink out of existence- the branch isn't. On the way down, it knocks into Elliot on the head, hard enough to daze him. As such, he doesn't quite notice that Pharos managed to blink out of existence. Heck, when Pharos presents the apple, Elliot is still dazed enough that he sees two apples being held by two hands]

Uugh...

A-Are you okay?
usurpers: (Default)

b!!!

[personal profile] usurpers 2017-09-02 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Returning from outside the dorms with the last of Elliot's belongings in his arms, The squeak in Eren's combat boots signal his trek to the new room steps away from actually arriving to the doorway. He promised he'd come as soon as his training and duties at Fort McCoy were done for the day, having no time to change out of his muddy patched camo pants and uniform (secretly— no, blatantly for anyone who knew him, he didn't want to— there was pride in wearing it, as hard and stressful bmt was).

Eren shifts the box in his grasp and mindlessly looks for a place to put it, clouds of thought scribbles and bothered thunderclouds silently flashing over his head before disappearing in pops. He's looking at Elliot, but . . . Not really looking. He's far away.

He can't stop thinking about it. Between having the Air Force anthem stuck in his head and assigned to yell it out all morning because of attitude and retrospec, his head was a hurricane. Elliot's huff moments later finally causes him to react with delay, blinking back into place and finally going over to him, crouching down by the mess. ]


You're still on this one?
fiddlestick: (fuck this shit)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elliot's really grateful that Eren agreed to help him move, even though he was surely busy with bmt. From everything he's heard, it sounded like Eren was being kept really busy over at the fort. So the fact he was willing to take time out of what little free time he had to help Elliot out? Meant a lot.

Which if Elliot had one decent physical skill? It was his hearing. He hears the squeak of the combat boots and even recognizes it as his friend's footsteps. So, he's not the least bit surprised when Eren crouches down, even if he wasn't looking]


Yeah. I swear it was made for people with three hands...

[Truthfully, it was more likely that the instructions recommended having two people for assembly, but Elliot got it in his head to try to do it himself first as yet another weird way to try to prove himself. He didn't want his new roommates thinking he was a burden.

But Eren's a friend, so he's a bit more willing to ask for help]


Would you mind holding those two pieces together while I screw it in?
fiddlestick: (I am not made for this shit)

it'd figure if the healer dies first tbh.

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2017-09-02 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
H-Head...

[There's just a little bleeding, where the branch hit him on the forehead. But Elliot suddenly becomes very aware that he's lying out in the middle of the yard all useless. So he tries to sit up, playing down the injury, even as his vision swims.]

B-But it's fine! I'm fine Don't worry...

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