[He has been saying for the past three weeks that his luck is shit. This is just proof that his luck is shit.
But you know what, seeing as you can't kinkshame someone who has no goddamn shame, he doesn't have much choice but to own it; he'd gone into that entire situation with all the fucking confidence of a 12-year-old on DeviantArt with a Sonic OC, and that is how he is going to be about this.
(After all, he did have a great time.)]
...A group of them wanted the person I was with and I to join them in a competition of physical power, in order to prove ourselves the most capable male present and obtain a powerful item for the sake of bargaining with another group that was ultimately our target. Seeing as we had no way to win based on our physical attributes alone, it was decided that I would provide a distraction, while my partner at the time stole the item in question.
And so I told this group of mermen that while I had no chance of defeating them in terms of brute strength, there was more to being the most formidable male in the area, and that charisma and attraction were equally important. I also told them that I could defeat anyone they set against me in that particular area of challenge, and if they refused they would lose by default because confidence in oneself is a vital part of charismatic endeavors.
[...He basically dared a bunch of dudebro mermen to make out with him to prove that they were goddamn men, and said that if they didn't then he won by default because oh no, your masculinity, so fragile.]
...It was a very good distraction, apparently. We got what we were after.
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But you know what, seeing as you can't kinkshame someone who has no goddamn shame, he doesn't have much choice but to own it; he'd gone into that entire situation with all the fucking confidence of a 12-year-old on DeviantArt with a Sonic OC, and that is how he is going to be about this.
(After all, he did have a great time.)]
...A group of them wanted the person I was with and I to join them in a competition of physical power, in order to prove ourselves the most capable male present and obtain a powerful item for the sake of bargaining with another group that was ultimately our target. Seeing as we had no way to win based on our physical attributes alone, it was decided that I would provide a distraction, while my partner at the time stole the item in question.
And so I told this group of mermen that while I had no chance of defeating them in terms of brute strength, there was more to being the most formidable male in the area, and that charisma and attraction were equally important. I also told them that I could defeat anyone they set against me in that particular area of challenge, and if they refused they would lose by default because confidence in oneself is a vital part of charismatic endeavors.
[...He basically dared a bunch of dudebro mermen to make out with him to prove that they were goddamn men, and said that if they didn't then he won by default because oh no, your masculinity, so fragile.]
...It was a very good distraction, apparently. We got what we were after.