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recolle2017-07-25 11:15 pm
rebellions) wrote in recolle2017-07-25 11:15 pm
semi-open | the bingo of fate is turning
WHO: Ragna and others! And that includes you.
WHERE: Everywhere.
WHEN: Throughout July.
WHAT: BINGO SHENANIGANS.
WARNINGS: Ragna, so lots of swearing, probably.
[Belated catchall for stuff that hasn't gone elsewhere. Will contain both open and closed prompts that has been already discussed earlier. For reference, bingo sheet is here! If you'd be interested in arranging something, feel free to hit me up via PM or over at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
psychelocks.]
WHERE: Everywhere.
WHEN: Throughout July.
WHAT: BINGO SHENANIGANS.
WARNINGS: Ragna, so lots of swearing, probably.
[Belated catchall for stuff that hasn't gone elsewhere. Will contain both open and closed prompts that has been already discussed earlier. For reference, bingo sheet is here! If you'd be interested in arranging something, feel free to hit me up via PM or over at
OPEN → go to a costume shop, try on a variety of wigs, and ask people for their opinions
"Go to a costume shop, try on a variety of wigs, and ask people for their opinions."
Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't even dream of doing something this ridiculous. He's not the type to participate in this kind of silly games, but recently he's been forced to reconsider his stance on that.
Things he does for his little sister, man.
A:
If you happen to visit a costume shop on one particular day, you might see Ragna staring at the shelves filled with various wigs, looking more eager to set them on fire than to try them on. That's what he came here for in the first place, but now that he sees them up close, he regrets his decision to do it.
Why couldn't it be "jump off the nearest building"? That would've been easier...
[And also less embarrassing.]
B:
Okay. He actually did it. He finally picked a wig to try on. At least this one is kind of badass in his opinion. Not necessarily on him, but beggars can't be choosers. Now to take care of the worst part...]
Hey, you. [Yes, he means you.] On the scale from 1 to Fucking Hell, how bad does this look?
[At least he's somewhat self-aware.]
JUZO → play a prank on an authority figure
"Play a prank on an authority figure."
Ragna wouldn't call his roommate an "authority" per say, but desperate times call for desperate measures. As such, he went as far as to take a day off at work to turn their home into a deadly trap Juzo will have no chance of escaping.
1) Simple but effective: Ragna put some toothpaste on the handle of the door leading to Juzo's room. It may not be very distinguished, but good enough.
2) On the subject of the door to Juzo's room, there's a bucket of water placed on top of it on the other side, attached to the wall above with a string to make sure its contents will spill right on the person who steps inside. A classic.
3) It's pretty hot out, so it's not difficult to assume Juzo might want to take a shower once he gets home. As such, Ragna has unscrewed the shower head and put some Kool-Aid Drink Mix powder behind the filter. Here's hoping he doesn't forget about it and try to take a shower himself...
4) In case he wants to wash that crap out of his hair later, Ragna glued his shampoo cap so that he can't open it. Brilliant.
At some point Ragna may have even considered it all to be a bit of an overkill, but ultimately decided it's better safe than sorry; he just had to make sure he's got plan B ready in case one of those things doesn't work out.
Now all that's left is to wait for his victim to come home.]
b
[ Would anybody hesitate in saying that upon seeing that wig? Not Mafuyu. ]
You look like an anime.
1/4
1) Not just effective, but super effective. Who watches the handle when opening the door? Definitely not this guy. His fingers have just turned into five toothbrushes, a dream of a dentist. For some reason, however, Juzo's aspirations don't fall in with those. ]
RAGNA!!!
2/4
EDGSON!!!
3/4
Scratch that, it's not bad. It's the absolute worst, and Juzo realizes that as soon as the Kool-Aid Drink Mix powder gets into his eyes and on his hair. Who would have thought that taking a shower might be such an adventure? ]
RAGNA EDGSON!!!
4/4 wheezes
YOU'RE DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
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Juzo will find Ragna in his room, reading a newspaper and trying to look perfectly innocent. Keyword being "trying", because for all his efforts and will not to react to his roommate's appearance in his doorway (hell, he even considered acting all concerned and asking what happened to him), all of that goes to shit once he glances up at the other man.
... Nope, he can't keep a straight face. He just bursts out laughing.]
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No shit. Wanna try it yourself, smartass?
THIS ICON!!! DO YOU WANT ME DEAD
[ When will Juzo stop shouting in arial black 15px? Who knows, he's just that enraged right now.
Actually, he's not just all talk. While Ragna's laughter rings in his ears, he grabs whatever's close—and it happens to be a chair, no less—and just...throws it at him. Because that's what adults do when they're angry.
It might be a good moment for an emergency roll. ]
maybe (◕◡◕✿)
It's kind of hard to perform an emergency roll while sitting on the bed (even if he remembered how to do that), so that's out of question. His laughter comes to an abrupt end when Ragna sees Juzo grab a chair and fucking throw it at him. Having only a split of second to react, the most he can to is shield his head with his arms from the blow. Doesn't make the hit hurt much less, but at the very least he's spared a concussion.]
─Are you outta your goddamn mind?!
[Rhetorical question.]
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[ If it's not for bingo Ragna's situation won't change much, however. Wheezing, he grabs his flatmate's collar and tries pulling him up a little, looking him in the eyes. ]
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?