[Yeah, this is...decidedly easier to do with both hands, honestly, even if he has height on his side - we are going to be dealing with getting the table and the like over before he tries to jump up and vault it; this is going to be really undignified no matter how he does it (whether he's at all athletic or not has very little bearing on the situation, given the fact that he works a damn desk job and does not have any practical application for anything at all resembling physical activity) but at the very least he will manage to get into this cemetery without ending up needing a damn plot there.
Because god forbid we utterly botch our dex roll tonight.]
s2g charles i'm gonna kill dreamwidth i am so sorry
Because god forbid we utterly botch our dex roll tonight.]